Then who was kettle?

VladimirsKatana (7:50:51 PM): Tell me, do I look like I'm being a dick in that situation?
VladimirsKatana (7:51:05 PM): Just out of curiosity
val is uber 1337 (7:52:04 PM): i didn't even look at it yet... UGH i'm sorry my two best friends are apparently developing romantic feelings fuck fuckity fuck fuck
val is uber 1337 (7:52:06 PM): need to
val is uber 1337 (7:52:07 PM): sort out
val is uber 1337 (7:52:10 PM): RETURN TO ORDER
val is uber 1337 (7:52:11 PM): ARRRG
VladimirsKatana (7:52:13 PM): XFD
VladimirsKatana (7:52:17 PM): What's the problem?
val is uber 1337 (7:52:24 PM): kyle's 20
val is uber 1337 (7:52:26 PM): sarah's 16
val is uber 1337 (7:52:36 PM): i'm the kettle calling the pot a NIGGER