AFRICAAAAANS-AH

Val 10:13 pm
(10:13:31 PM): eh it's all relative
(10:13:47 PM): my life's better than those starving kids in africa
(10:13:58 PM): and their lives are better than... no, fuck that, they're basically the worst
VladimirsKatana 10:14 pm
(10:14:08 PM): XFD
(10:14:13 PM): That's one way to look at it, yeah.
(10:14:17 PM): ....
(10:14:19 PM): Oh God.
(10:14:25 PM): Am I a bad person for laughing at that?
Val 10:14 pm
(10:14:34 PM): i'm a horrible person for saying it and then laughing
VladimirsKatana 10:14 pm
(10:14:43 PM): LOL.
(10:14:48 PM): Oh well.

Lawnmowers

Dylan: unless you really like mowing the lawn
Dylan: then i can talk about that but i doubt you want to hear that
Laura: WOOO
Laura: MOWING THE LAWN
Connor: FUCK YEAHHH
Dylan: i could make a story from it or something
Connor: HARDCORE MOWING.
Connor: DO IT.
Dylan: AS THE SUN ROSE HIGH IN
Dylan: damn enter
Dylan: AS THE SUN ROSE HIGH IN THE SKY I DECIDED IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO...MOW THE LAWN
Connor: :O
Dylan: I GOT MY IPOD TOGETHER, PLUGGED IN AND TURNED IT ON AND HEAD OUT BACK TO THE FORBIDDEN SHED OF DEATH
Laura: ...THE SHED OF DEATH...
Dylan: AS I FOUGHT MY WAY THROUGH ALL THE GIANT OVER SIZED SPIDERS AND MICE I MADE IT TO THE LAWN MOWERS
Dylan: BUT THE JOURNEY WASN'T OVER YET
Dylan: I STILL HAD TO GET BACK OUT
Connor: OH SHIT
Laura: GIANT OVER SIZED SPIDERS AND MIIIICE
Dylan: SO AS I HAULED THE LAWN MOWER BACK TOWARDS THE ENTRANCE I REALIZED I SHOULD GRAB THE GAS CAN
Dylan: AS I GOT CLOSE I COULD SEE THE LIGHT IN THE DISTANCE, I WAS ALMOST THERE
Connor: WILL HE MAKE IT?
Dylan: AS I APPROACHED THE LARGE WOODEN DOORS I STOPPED THINKING SOMETHING WAS FOLLOWING ME
Dylan: BUT I SAW NOTHING
Connor: RUNNNNNN
Dylan: I OPENED THE DOOR AND ONCE AGAIN COULD BREATH THE FRESH AIR OR AUTUMN
Laura: AUTUMN!
Dylan: I GASSED UP THE MOWER AND WAS ON MY WAY
Laura: ON HIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Connor: *epic music*
Dylan: AS I CUT THROUGH THE 10 FOOT GRASS BLASTING MY IPOD I SAW MY DAD
Dylan: SO I WAVED
Laura: HE WAAAAAAVED!
Laura: (I'm the background typer)
Laura: (instead of singer)
Dylan: THIS TIME I WAS LUCKY, I SAW NOTHING DANGEROUS AND MADE IT...BUT I STILL HAD TO MOW BACK BY THE FIELD WHERE THE OGRES LIVE
Laura: OGRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! OH NO!
Connor: OGRE 1 AND OGRE 2
Connor: IMEANWUT
Dylan: I MADE A DASH FOR IT AND TRIED TO CUT THE GRASS AS FAST AS I COULD
Laura: LUNCHBOX, BITCHES.
Laura: AS FASSST AS HE COUUUUUUUUUUULD
Dylan: I SURVIVED BUT BAIRLY
Dylan: AS SOON AS I LEFT I HEARD THE ORGES
Dylan: SO I RAN
Laura: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
Laura: HE ALSO IRAQ'D
Connor: SO YOU HEARD THE HALO ANNOUNCER?
Dylan: ONCE BACK AT THE SHED I LEFT THE LAWN MOWER OUTSIDE FOR MY BROTHER SO HE COULD FACE HIS DANGEROUS TASK AHEAD....MOLE PEOPLE
Dylan: THE END
Laura: THE END IS NEAAAAAAAAAAAR
Connor: BRAVO, BRAVO

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iMop

v1p3rleader: (11:15:05 PM) But still a damn good song imop
v1p3rleader: (11:15:06 PM) *imo
VladimirsKatana: (11:15:18 PM) iMop.
VladimirsKatana: (11:15:32 PM) Apple's state-of-the-art cleaning product!
v1p3rleader: (11:16:03 PM) Only $999.99!
VladimirsKatana: (11:16:13 PM) XD
v1p3rleader: (11:17:17 PM) Go to the iMop store to download apps for your iMop, like the "Germ Invasion" app! Your iMop will detect germs on the floor, and you'll get points in the game for mopping them up!
VladimirsKatana: (11:17:38 PM) XFD
v1p3rleader: (11:19:03 PM) Act quick and buy one, before they sell out because they have the name "Apple" on them!

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Hair Dye

v1p3rleader: (9:22:43 PM) SO DID SAM DYE YOUR HAIR?
VladimirsKatana: (9:22:49 PM) LMAO WHAT?
VladimirsKatana: (9:22:53 PM) NO, XD
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:03 PM) SHE DYED CAITI'S HAIR.
v1p3rleader: (9:23:17 PM) WELL ON HER STATUS IT SAYS "SAM IS DYEING HER WOMAN'S HAIR", SO I ASSUMED IT WAS YOU.
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:34 PM) I C WAT U DID THAR
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:54 PM) JUST BECAUSE I'M HER BITCH DOESN'T MEAN I'M HER WOMAN
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:56 PM) I MEAN WHAT?
v1p3rleader: (9:24:48 PM) LOLOLOLOL

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The Mayans are possibly correct.

(This conversation is referring to Tony)

Connor: He also likes Nickelback
Laura: OH NO
Laura: ALRIGHT.
Laura: THE WORLD ENDED
Connor: XDXDXD

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V1P3Rleader

Yeah, I'm now black.

v1p3rleader: (12:08:13 AM) I just got a message from a random person I played with on Halo saying "ur so black when u went to night school they marked u absent."
VladimirsKatana: (12:08:46 AM) LMAO.
v1p3rleader: (12:09:05 AM) I guess I'm black.

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GIANT ENEMY CRAB

VladimirsKatana (5:09:22 PM): MAAAAAT HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
eridor0@yahoo.com went idle at 5:10:38 PM
eridor0@yahoo.com came back from idle at 5:11:37 PM
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:11:46 PM): What?
VladimirsKatana (5:12:05 PM): Okay, so.
VladimirsKatana (5:12:49 PM): There I was, scouring Greenmead Cave after slaughtering an assload of Imps hunting Mudcrabs in a pool in the cave.
VladimirsKatana (5:13:29 PM): I got to another room, and it's filled to the brim with rats and crabs, which I'm just going about and slashing down one-by-one. At the time, I was talking to Tyler.
VladimirsKatana (5:14:10 PM): All of a sudden, I turned around, and yelped mid-word upon seeing THIS:
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:14:28 PM): Experience enhanced security and avoid receiving viruses during file transfers when you use AIM Pro. Click here to find out more!
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:15:35 PM): Experience enhanced security and avoid receiving viruses during file transfers when you use AIM Pro. Click here to find out more!
VladimirsKatana (5:15:43 PM): Bah, I'll just link you. XD
VladimirsKatana (5:15:44 PM): http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=1267867&id=1453110924
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:18:13 PM): You didn't know about him?
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:18:35 PM): I did.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:18:54 PM): He's a giant mudcrab, but he has the same loot and health as a regular mudcrab.
eridor0@yahoo.com signed off at 5:19:18 PM
eridor0@yahoo.com signed on at 5:19:45 PM
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:21:14 PM): It would seem your mods ubered him.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:22:06 PM): Yeah
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:22:36 PM): I was annoyed when it only had regular health, since fighting a giant crab would be awesome.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:23:33 PM): I really should give those mods another try
VladimirsKatana (5:25:29 PM): Damn nice loot, though. XP
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:25:35 PM): Experience enhanced security and avoid receiving viruses during file transfers when you use AIM Pro. Click here to find out more!
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:25:46 PM): it failed.
VladimirsKatana (5:26:10 PM): GRR. Hold on. Imageshacking.
VladimirsKatana (5:27:47 PM): http://img693.imageshack.us/i/screenshot5lx.png/
VladimirsKatana (5:27:53 PM): http://img149.imageshack.us/i/screenshot6a.png/
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:28:26 PM): Nothing too fantastic.
VladimirsKatana (5:28:36 PM): Good for a Mudcrab, at least. XP
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:28:43 PM): Why the hell does it have flour?
VladimirsKatana (5:28:59 PM): Why the Hell does it have a ring? I have no idea. XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:29:16 PM): Well, it could've eaten an adventurer to get the ring.
VladimirsKatana (5:29:28 PM): Fair enough. Maybe the adventurer was also a baker.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:29:47 PM): I doubt an adveturer would carry around a random bag of flour.
VladimirsKatana (5:30:56 PM): I do it all the time. XP
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:31:09 PM): Why?
VladimirsKatana (5:31:38 PM): Alchemical purposes. =P
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:31:47 PM): touche
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:31:52 PM): but it still doesn't make sense.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:32:10 PM): Unless the guy went walkring around a cave with nothing but a silver ring and a bag of flour.
VladimirsKatana (5:32:45 PM): A married nudist baker?
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:33:16 PM): I don't know how to respond.
VladimirsKatana (5:33:40 PM): I think I win, sir. XD.

Tonas

Laura: FFE:
Laura: http://www.fanfamilyexperience.com/users/sign_in?unauthenticated=true
Laura: NPO:
Laura: http://www.npo.net/
Connor: First link has Ton-IMEAN Nick Jonas.
Laura: XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Very big difference.

Dylan: why is prom so expensive?
Connor: ...At first I thought that said "porn." ... XD

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V1P3Rleader

PARODEEEEEEeeeee

v1p3rleader: (6:17:10 PM) HEY TONY
v1p3rleader: (6:17:14 PM) SIGN INTO YAHOO
VladimirsKatana: (6:17:23 PM) HEY TONY
VladimirsKatana: (6:17:36 PM) THERE'S THINGS I'D RATHER DO
VladimirsKatana: (6:17:58 PM) AIM'S THE ONE AND ONLY CLIENT
VladimirsKatana: (6:18:01 PM) WITH THE ONE AND ONLY TASTE
VladimirsKatana: (6:18:09 PM) IT KNOWS HOW TO TAKE A CHATROOM AND MAKE IT
VladimirsKatana: (6:18:13 PM) GREEEEAT
VladimirsKatana: (6:18:24 PM) A I~ M
VladimirsKatana: (6:18:28 PM) IT'S MOOOOORE THAN GOOD
VladimirsKatana: (6:18:32 PM) IT'S GREAT

CONVO INSIDE ANOTHER CONVO

v1p3rleader: (5:52:20 PM) SO LAURA AND I TALKED ABOUT YOU
v1p3rleader: (5:52:36 PM) AND ABOUT THE ^_^ EMOTICON
VladimirsKatana: (5:52:41 PM) XD
VladimirsKatana: (5:52:44 PM) COOL.
v1p3rleader: (5:52:45 PM) WHICH YOU USE SOMETIMES
VladimirsKatana: (5:52:45 PM) I THINK?
v1p3rleader: (5:53:05 PM) I was like " ... ^_^ ... I wonder why I don't use that emoticon more often."
v1p3rleader: (5:53:13 PM) Laura: "Cause it looks homo for you? XD "
v1p3rleader: (5:53:21 PM) Me: "Maybe...but Tony uses it. >_> "
v1p3rleader: (5:53:27 PM) Laura: "Exactly."
VladimirsKatana: (5:53:32 PM) OH WHAT THE HELL. XD
v1p3rleader: (5:53:41 PM) ...Totally MCIA'ing that
VladimirsKatana: (5:53:49 PM) LOL

And you call ME a sick man? XP

eridor0@yahoo.com (9:55:57 PM): I just had an interesting thought though
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:57:03 PM): Would beating someone when they're sick improve immune system performance?
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:57:17 PM): It's an interesting, albeit sick, thought.
VladimirsKatana (9:57:35 PM): Somehow, I doubt that, lol
VladimirsKatana (9:57:46 PM): And, YES, I did actually "lol" that time.
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:57:53 PM): I'm not so sure. The human mind is a powerful thing.
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:58:03 PM): I think it might work.
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:59:52 PM): But I don't think that anybody would condone that
eridor0@yahoo.com (10:00:01 PM): Still, it's an interesting thought

This is what overabuse of Stumbleupon does to people. XP

eridor0@yahoo.com (6:03:35 PM): http://karchesky.com/comics/stochastic/my-name-is-dee/
VladimirsKatana (6:05:00 PM): http://karchesky.com/comics/stochastic/my-name-is-dee/
VladimirsKatana (6:05:02 PM): ....
VladimirsKatana (6:05:04 PM): OH WAIT
VladimirsKatana (6:05:05 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (6:05:09 PM): I'm a dumbass
eridor0@yahoo.com (6:05:11 PM): lol
eridor0@yahoo.com (6:05:15 PM): sure, why not

Force of Habit can get annoying. XP

v1p3rleader (12:08:58 PM): For some reason, my brain decided I should start closing every window open in my computer
v1p3rleader (12:09:03 PM): I'm really confused
VladimirsKatana (12:09:10 PM): LOL
v1p3rleader (12:09:23 PM): I quit every program I had opened, then I sat there for a second and was like "Wtf?"
VladimirsKatana (12:09:34 PM): XFD
VladimirsKatana (12:09:38 PM): That's pretty awesome, lmao
v1p3rleader (12:10:32 PM): It's my pre-programmed action in my mind when I want to shut down my computer...But I didn't want to shut down. XDXD

Yay Wordplay

Patrick (2/28/2010 5:35:33 PM): "Theirs other fish in the sea." Me: "Get a new fucking line."
Laura (2/28/2010 5:35:46 PM): WHY DON'T YOU?
Laura (2/28/2010 5:35:59 PM): Reel it in. Get a new line. Catch a new fish.
Patrick (2/28/2010 5:36:19 PM): Its not that for me.
Laura (2/28/2010 5:36:26 PM): I think you failed to see the irony in that.
Laura (2/28/2010 5:36:34 PM): You just lost that argument.

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Koreaz

VladimirsKatana: (6:33:39 PM) The basic idea of what happened with America's inolvement in the Korean War makes me lol
VladimirsKatana: (6:34:01 PM) I just kinda picture it in my head as something like this:
VladimirsKatana: (6:34:03 PM) North Korea attacks South Korea!
It's super effective!
Go, AMERICA!

China: "uhhh hey guys, go ahead and fuck around down there, but don't come up here. srsly."
America: "LOLOLOL U AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT"

America & South Korea attack North Korea!
It's Super Effective!
America and Korea advance northward!
China counterattacks for massive damage!

America: "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK"
v1p3rleader: (7:02:08 PM) Just got back from dinner, lol'ing
v1p3rleader: (7:02:09 PM) XD
VladimirsKatana: (7:02:15 PM) Lmao

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Sunfl0w3rz

Connor: But I want to talk to you, but I don't have any good topics...
Laura: Uh...
Laura: crayons?
Laura: Scuba diving?
Laura: Clown cars?
Connor: 64 BOX OF CRAYONS MAKES YOU A BEAST
Laura: Carpet?
Laura: Sponges?
Connor: I WANT TO GO SCUBA DIVING
Laura: Boxplots?
Connor: CLOWN CARS ARE EPIC
Laura: Waffles?
Connor: CARPETS ARE...OKAY
Laura: Lampshades?
Laura: Slides?
Connor: SPONGES = EPIC
Laura: Rollercoasters?
Laura: Kool Aid
Connor: BOXPLOTS...MEH...
Laura: The game?
Laura: Skeleton?
Connor: I LIKE WAFFLES
Laura: DDR?
Connor: LAMPSHADES ARE GOOD HATS
Connor: SLIDES ARE FUN
Connor: ROLLERCOASTERS, WE NEED TO GO ON SOME
Laura: Fireplaces?
Laura: Neopets?
Connor: KOOL AID IS EPICNESS IN A POWDER
Laura: Player pianos?
Connor: THE GAME...MEH
Laura: Clocks?
Laura: Omnaris?
Connor: SKELETON IS COOL YET SCARY
Connor: DDR IS COOL
Laura: Cards with kittehzs on the back?
Connor: FIREPLACES...FIRE...
Connor: NEOPETS... 
Laura: Chairs?
Laura: The hokey pokey?
Connor: PLAYER PIANOS = JOBS FOR GHOSTS
Laura: Flowers?
Laura: ...I'm done
Connor: CLOCKS ALMOST ALWAYS LIE
Connor: OMNARIS... ?
Connor: CARDS WITH KITTEHZ... 
Laura: OMNARIS! TO THE GO!
Connor: CHAIRS...BEAN BAG CHAIRS ARE WIN
Laura: I haz one
Connor: THE HOKEY POKEY...LULZ
Connor: FLOWERS...MEH.
Laura: But that's what it's all about! And I sorta like... flowers...especially bulbs.
Connor: Sunflowers are pretty beast, imo

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The Name Game

Context: Sam, my truly fabulous girlfriend (Love ya, Sam! ^__^) had just installed AIM. This is her first time messaging me with it.

ToucanPINGAS (11:49:19 PM): :]
VladimirsKatana (11:49:37 PM): LMFAO. Amazing name. =P
ToucanPINGAS (11:49:57 PM): ToucanPUNCH was fricking taken. What the crap.
VladimirsKatana (11:50:14 PM): Either one is great. XD
ToucanPINGAS (11:50:44 PM): Ahaha. This one's better, imo.
VladimirsKatana (11:51:18 PM): Hahahah, =]
ToucanPINGAS (11:51:57 PM): Hehe... So. What's up with Tony?
VladimirsKatana (11:53:52 PM): Not much. Just now realized that I can edit my AIM settings so that it will show a personalized nickname for each person on your buddy list, lmao. I basically just put everyone to show up as their actual names, and for some reason I have myself on my own list--lol narcissism--, and I set my nickname to "ME, DUDE".

....Long story made short, pointless rambling. =P. How about you?
ToucanPINGAS (11:54:31 PM): Oh, it had me do that right away for you, lol.
VladimirsKatana (11:55:43 PM): Lulz. Besides myself, yours is the only one I made different: "Sam <3". Pardon my...creepiness? XP
ToucanPINGAS (11:56:14 PM): Lol. Creepiness? Yours is "Tony teh Tiger <3."
VladimirsKatana (11:56:35 PM): LOL. Alright, I feel better about that, now. XD
ToucanPINGAS (11:56:48 PM): Yeah, you oughta, lmao.

Perfect Ninja Logic

Connor: ...I'm trying to find a good ninja costume
Connor: Grr...
Laura: Well, you can't see it, duh.
Connor: ....You just won. XD

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TEH FUTURE IS REVEALED

Intro: Dylan called me a whore before this chat log. XD

Laura: It's not nice to call people whores.
Dylan: :(
Laura: That's right, I know everything.
Laura: I know that you just lost the game, too.
Dylan: already lost thanks to my brother
Laura: Exactly.

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V1P3Rleader

It's not my fault I'm a fan of my heritage!

Bit of background here, I had my AIM status set to "YO QUIERO TACO HELL"

v1p3rleader (10:13:04 AM): Actually, no, you don't want Taco Hell.
VladimirsKatana (10:13:20 AM): WHY NOT
v1p3rleader (10:13:27 AM): Because I said so
v1p3rleader (10:13:30 AM): Stupid.
VladimirsKatana (10:13:36 AM): FINE JEEZE

*Sets status to "NO QUIERO TACO HELL"*
v1p3rleader (10:13:41 AM): Exactly.
VladimirsKatana (10:13:47 AM): HAPPY/
VladimirsKatana (10:13:48 AM): *?
v1p3rleader (10:13:49 AM): Now give me $100
VladimirsKatana (10:13:52 AM): WHY
v1p3rleader (10:14:00 AM): Because I said so
v1p3rleader (10:14:02 AM): Stupid.
VladimirsKatana (10:14:12 AM): FINE JE-....HEY WAIT A SEC.
v1p3rleader (10:14:20 AM): DAMMIT
VladimirsKatana (10:14:23 AM): Lmfao

ITT: My fingers suddenly become retarded

crazo3077 (9:08:02 PM): iCup: No, it isn't a new Apple product. I just like watching people pee.
VladimirsKatana (9:08:11 PM): ....I'll admit, I lol'
VladimirsKatana (9:08:12 PM): dd
VladimirsKatana (9:08:14 PM): *
VladimirsKatana (9:08:15 PM): dd
VladimirsKatana (9:08:17 PM): .........
VladimirsKatana (9:08:20 PM): Fuck my typing. XD
crazo3077 (9:08:24 PM): XD

I Watch Too Much Youtube Poop...

crazo3077 (3:17:56 PM): First, guess what is on my hand. =D
VladimirsKatana (3:18:02 PM): PINGAS
crazo3077 (3:18:05 PM): No.

THE COMPUTER! IT'S TOO MUCH OF A BEAST!

crazo3077 (9:54:13 PM): Rape!
VladimirsKatana (9:54:20 PM): http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8730/hooooolyhell.png
Rape!
crazo3077 (9:55:00 PM): Is that even possible! 0.0
VladimirsKatana (9:55:04 PM): I DON'T KNOW

AWESOME WINFAIL.

eridor0@yahoo.com (8:53:59 PM): listen to this
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:54:02 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BneMPkBbvBw
VladimirsKatana (8:54:08 PM): I've got a bad feeling about this
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:54:14 PM): it's not a rickrll
VladimirsKatana (8:54:18 PM): Oh
VladimirsKatana (8:54:22 PM): Yeah, I like this song
VladimirsKatana (8:54:23 PM): Lol
VladimirsKatana (8:54:31 PM): ...
VladimirsKatana (8:54:34 PM): Why the
VladimirsKatana (8:54:44 PM): Is that Rick Astley on the right....?
VladimirsKatana (8:54:45 PM): ...
VladimirsKatana (8:54:46 PM): OH
VladimirsKatana (8:54:48 PM): SON OF A
VladimirsKatana (8:54:51 PM): LMAO
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:54:56 PM): FLOL

*Plays Jaws theme*

VladimirsKatana (8:08:36 PM): My main AIM window won't close. It's stuck in the taskbar O_o
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:08:41 PM): lol
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:08:52 PM): The computer is too intelligent, it's rebelling!
VladimirsKatana (8:08:56 PM): XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:01 PM): kill it with fire!
VladimirsKatana (8:09:10 PM): NOOOOOO
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:11 PM): IT"S SKYNET!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESS!!!
VladimirsKatana (8:09:12 PM): XFD
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:27 PM): get to wherever the hell that bunker was!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:37 PM): we need to warn John Connor!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:10:03 PM): but the machines, they know we've found out
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:10:08 PM): we're using machines right now!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:10:13 PM): WE"RE DOOMED!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:11:10 PM): Matt, what was it were you going to say before our freakout?
VladimirsKatana (8:11:29 PM): I think we scared him off
VladimirsKatana (8:11:31 PM): >_>
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:11:35 PM): yeahh
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:12:27 PM): Matt! Can you hear me?!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:12:37 PM): I think he's lost in the sea of posts
VladimirsKatana (8:12:54 PM): XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:11 PM): throw him a digital life raft
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:20 PM): O
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:24 PM): catch it Matt!
VladimirsKatana (8:13:36 PM): There's no line!
VladimirsKatana (8:13:42 PM): O-----~~~~~~
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:58 PM): grab it, before you lose your data!!!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:14:13 PM): You'll be corupted by the internet streams!

What about the thing that we forgot that I remembered forgetting........what?

VladimirsKatana (9:55:59 PM): Audiosurf alone looks as beautiful as Aphrodite on this thing, I can't wait 'til I get Fallout and Oblivion
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:56:18 PM): when have you seen Aphrodite?
VladimirsKatana (9:56:25 PM): Books
VladimirsKatana (9:56:32 PM): Disney's Hercules
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:56:37 PM): lol, of course
VladimirsKatana (9:56:38 PM): interweb
VladimirsKatana (9:56:51 PM): ......lol hermaphrodite
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:56:57 PM): you forgot that remember
VladimirsKatana (9:57:01 PM): I did?
VladimirsKatana (9:57:07 PM): I must have forgotten forgetting it
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:57:15 PM): I just realized the stupidity of that statement
VladimirsKatana (9:57:18 PM): XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:57:19 PM): lmfao

You gotta admit, at least the food's good.

crazo3077(7:30:35 PM): Excited about tomorrow? =D
VladimirsKatana(7:30:43 PM): What about tomorrow?
crazo3077(7:30:58 PM): Finals!
crazo3077(7:31:07 PM): And then Wednesday will be fun. =D
VladimirsKatana(7:31:32 PM): The Hell would I be exited about finals for? XD. But yeah, Wednesday should be a good time
crazo3077 (7:32:17 PM): Get to have lunch with Rose and her friends. x3
VladimirsKatana(7:32:27 PM): *excited
crazo3077(7:32:31 PM): And get to be a standing mexican. xP
VladimirsKatana (7:32:36 PM): and yeah, that's what I meant. And LOL
VladimirsKatana (7:32:45 PM): I'm the messican here, not you
crazo3077 (7:32:59 PM): I can lie. xP
VladimirsKatana(7:33:19 PM): But what reason would you have to lie about being Mexican? O.o
crazo3077 (7:33:47 PM): To get a free vacation in Mexi--good, point. <<
VladimirsKatana(7:34:23 PM): XFD

TonyRoll'd

v1p3rleader: (9:13:52 PM) Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJweOaoZhJs
v1p3rleader: (9:15:17 PM) ...
VladimirsKatana: (9:15:31 PM) Sorry, I've got like two other conversations going on at the moment
v1p3rleader: (9:15:38 PM) Watch it
VladimirsKatana: (9:15:46 PM) Alright, al-
VladimirsKatana: (9:15:48 PM) FUCK YOU BRO
v1p3rleader: (9:15:56 PM) LMFAO
VladimirsKatana: (9:16:03 PM) XD

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V1P3Rleader

My evil twin is a gimp.

VladimirsKatana (12:29:20 AM): So we're making secondary, evil characters for an alternate D&D campaign that we'll be running alongside our regular one
v1p3rleader (12:29:51 AM): I CALL THE NAME DEATHRAGER OF MEGADESTRUCTION
VladimirsKatana (12:29:59 AM): I SOMEHOW managed to roll a 5 in the character's Dexterity
VladimirsKatana (12:30:09 AM): I explain this by having his leg be perpetually broken
v1p3rleader (12:30:48 AM): LOL
VladimirsKatana (12:30:50 AM): His ability score being this low actually gives a NEGATIVE 3 modifier for skills related to this ability
VladimirsKatana (12:30:55 AM): The weird part about this?
VladimirsKatana (12:31:59 AM): If a character is caught flat-footed (basically completely caught off-guard, or with no feasible way of dodging, like balancing on a tightrope for example), their AC (defense, basically) loses their Dexterity modifier
VladimirsKatana (12:32:01 AM): Meaning
VladimirsKatana (12:32:33 AM): That my character will actually be able to BETTER defend himself if he's caught in a normally crippling *rimshot* position
VladimirsKatana (12:32:40 AM): Theoretically, of course
v1p3rleader (12:32:42 AM): LMFAO
v1p3rleader (12:32:50 AM): Way to be win, Tony


Later...

VladimirsKatana (12:49:02 AM): .....DAMMIT
VladimirsKatana (12:49:11 AM): Alright so
VladimirsKatana (12:50:00 AM): I was originally gonna have my character be a badass and fight by dual-wielding sickles, right?
VladimirsKatana (12:50:37 AM): Well, unless I choose to take a feat specifically for two-weapon fighting, I get penalty'd up the ass
VladimirsKatana (12:50:45 AM): "No problem", I figured
VladimirsKatana (12:50:49 AM): I'll take the goddamn feat
VladimirsKatana (12:50:58 AM): Ya know what the prerequisite was for it?
VladimirsKatana (12:51:05 AM): A Dexterity of at least 15
VladimirsKatana (12:51:07 AM): >___________<
v1p3rleader (12:51:11 AM): LMFAO
VladimirsKatana (12:51:26 AM): Being gimped sucks
VladimirsKatana (12:51:37 AM): So ya know what
VladimirsKatana (12:51:39 AM): Fuck it
VladimirsKatana (12:51:41 AM): I'm using a scythe
v1p3rleader (12:51:52 AM): Lulz
v1p3rleader (12:52:00 AM): Have fun, Grim Reaper
VladimirsKatana (12:52:16 AM): Lmao
VladimirsKatana (12:52:28 AM): I was originally considering using a staff, since it could double as a walking stick
VladimirsKatana (12:52:39 AM): But then my brain's higher functions activated
VladimirsKatana (12:52:46 AM): And they said "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
v1p3rleader (12:53:21 AM): ...
v1p3rleader (12:53:24 AM): Tony...
v1p3rleader (12:53:29 AM): You scare me sometimes...
VladimirsKatana (12:53:33 AM): XD

MUFFINZ

TL;DR WARNING
(Note: I would have changed the formatting on here, but...I'm lazy. >_>)

Connor
MUFFINS
Laura
Yeah, the muffins kinda suck.
Connor
:(
Laura
Note: Never use the "JUST ADD WATER" stuff.
Laura
Pretty sure it's radioactive.
Connor
XD
Laura
And while making these muffins, I realized something.
Connor
Yes?
Laura
1. I lost the game.
Laura
2. The reasoning behind the baker's dozen.
Connor
XD
Connor
And the reasoning is probably so the baker can try one of them and still have a dozen... >_>
Laura
Uh, no.
Laura
If a baker gives someone 13 muffins,
Laura
then...
Laura
If one of the muffins sucks,
Laura
then they'll have another.
Laura
So the customer won't get angry...
Laura
"DAMN YOU MUFFIN MAN
Laura
OH WAIT
Laura
I HAVE ANOTHER
Laura
IT'S ALL GOOD"
Connor
XD
Laura
It's like an insurance muffin.
Connor
That makes sense. XD
Connor
I've gotta study for my Spanish test tomorrow...
Connor
>_<
Connor
And then I'll probably...play some guitar
Laura
*noms on muffin batter*
Laura
Pretty sure this was supposed to make about... 24 muffins...
Laura
made about...8.
Laura
:(
Laura
I'll never be a real muffin man.
Laura
Then again, that's impossible.
Connor
XD
Connor
I don't eat muffins much...
Laura
...because "Do you know the Muffin Wo-man, the Muffin Wo-man...the Muffin Wo-man"
Laura
...it's not catchy.
Laura
At all.
Laura
>_>
Connor
OH. My mom bought some of the good kind of malted milk balls today...not Whoppers
Laura
Lol Whoppers FTL
Laura
Cupcakes FTL
Connor
Bananas FTL
Connor
:D
Laura
NO
Laura
N
Laura
*NO
Laura
NO
Connor
XD
Connor
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
Connor
IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
Connor
LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP
Connor
XD
Laura
BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NASA
Laura
*NAS
Laura
Bananasa?
Laura
Hm, even produce were in the Space Race.
Connor
LOL. XD
Laura
...
Laura
Russia? US? NO... AISLE 7!
Connor
XD
Connor
You're so awesome. XD
Laura
What? It's not MY fault that vegetables are far more advanced than meets the eye...
Laura
Po-ta-toes!
Laura
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
Laura
WHAT'S TATERS, PRECIOUS?
Laura
PO-TA-TOES
Connor
...
Connor
XD
Laura
Haven't you seen that?
Laura
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters
Connor
No I have not
Connor
XD
Connor
Watching now
Laura
Watch it five times in a row.
Connor
Why? XD
Laura
Because. It's obnoxious.
Connor
That was possibly the most awesome thing ever created
Laura
Haha. I WIN
Laura
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Laura
I
Laura
NOW
Laura
HAVE
Laura
A
Laura
MUFFIN
Laura
ARMY
Connor
:O
Connor
HELP ME CONQUER SEALAND
Laura
These are possibly the most beast muffins ever.
Laura
OH NO
Laura
WE'RE CLAIMING THE MOON FIRST
Connor
SEALAND > THE MOON
Laura
WE ARE GOING TO END OUR RIVALRY WITH THE DAMN BANANAS
Connor
SEALAND HAS OXYGEN
Laura
AND THE APPLES
Connor
OXYGEN FTFW
Laura
AND THE POTATOES
Laura
THEY'RE GIVING ME AND THE MUFFINS NASTY GLARES
Connor
:O
Connor
THEY WOULDN'T
Laura
Well, not the apples or the bananas.
Laura
BUT THE POTATOES
Laura
THEY HAVE EYES!
Connor
POKE THEIR EYES OUT
Connor
WITH MUFFIN SPEARS
Laura
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!!
Connor
*runs in to help fight them, bringing a ninja army along*
Connor
*ninja army is nowhere to be seen*
Connor
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Connor
TRICKY NINJAS FTFW
Connor
XD
Laura
BUT NOW THE MUFFINS DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE ATTACKING THE POTATOES OR THE NINJAS
Connor
THE MUFFINS NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUMAN AND A VEGETABLE
Connor
>_<
Laura
BUT IF  A MUFFIN USES ITS MUFFIN GRAPLING HOOK
Laura
TO ATTACK THE POTATO TOWER
Laura
HOW DOES IT KNOW
Laura
IF IT DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY HIT A NINJA
Laura
WHILE TRYING TO ATTACH THE GRAPLING HOOK TO THE TOWER WALL?
Connor
NINJAS ARE SUPAH AGILE...NOT A PROBLEM
Laura
BUT WHAT IF THE NINJA GOT DISTRACTED
Laura
BY A PRETTY FEMALE NINJA?
Offline
Laura has signed out.
Connor
NINJAS ARE TRAINED NOT TO BE DISTRACTED BY ANYTHING
Laura
BUT NOT EVERY NINJA IS PERFECT
Connor
YES, THEY ARE
Connor
NINJAS ARE ALL BEASTS
Laura
WELL, THEN YOU'RE NOT A NINJA
Laura
:P
Connor
MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Connor
XD
Laura
YOU'D BE DISTRACTED.
Laura
O.o
Connor
Well, if it was you, yeah. :P
Laura
BUT I AM A NINJA
Connor
Nope, you're not
Connor
XD
Laura
Oh no, I am.
Connor
This is possibly the coolest conversation ever, by the way
Connor
XD
Laura
I wonder if the muffins are offended by the Cupcakes.
Laura
...
Laura
Cupcakes feel that they are superior.
Laura
They have fancy frostings.
Laura
Fantastic sprinkles.
Laura
And are adorned with strange plastics.
Connor
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH I GOT A 94 ON MY BRIT LIT TEST
Connor
BEEEEEAAASSSSTTTT
Connor
XD
Laura
... but muffins. Muffins are just better.
Laura
Cupcakes are nothing without frosting.
Laura
But Muffins can have frosting.
Laura
Or they can just be plain.
Laura
And 'grats.
Connor
Cupcakes taste better WITHOUT frosting, IMO
Laura
...yeah, frosting is gross. >_> I'm going off of public opinion.
Laura
And pretzels are better without salt.
Laura
And muffin is probably the funnest word to say...
Laura
Okay, I lied.
Laura
FOURTH funnest.
Connor
YOU DON'T LIKE FROSTING EITHER? :I
Connor
*:O
Laura
Yep.
Laura
Waffle.
Laura
Loofah.
Laura
Oaxaca.
Laura
Muffin
Laura
.
Laura
Wait, fifth. The best word ever is Goober.
Connor
We really are the same person...I barely ever meet anyone that doesn't like frosting
Connor
:D
Laura
Haha. Win. XD
Laura
WAH-FUL
Laura
LOO-FAH
Laura
WAH-HA-KAH
Laura
MUHF-IN
Laura
GOO-BURR
Laura
XD
Connor
XD

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V1P3Rleader

Wait...WAT?

v1p3rleader: (12:09:38 AM) Oh so bro, you walked in on my gf and I.
v1p3rleader: (12:09:43 AM) So anyways, what else is new?
VladimirsKatana: (12:09:46 AM) I did?
VladimirsKatana: (12:09:48 AM) Wait wat
v1p3rleader: (12:09:52 AM) ...What?
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:01 AM) "Oh so bro, you walked in on my gf and I."
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:03 AM) wat
v1p3rleader: (12:10:08 AM) ...I never said that.
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:11 AM) ....
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:13 AM) You just did.
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:16 AM) I see it right on my screen.
v1p3rleader: (12:10:24 AM) The fuck are you talking about, bro.
v1p3rleader: (12:10:37 AM) Did you smoke something?
v1p3rleader: (12:11:19 AM)Transfer completed:THIS IS THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT, BRO.PNG
v1p3rleader: (12:11:40 AM) Photoshop'd
VladimirsKatana: (12:11:53 AM) DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE LIGHTNING-FAST PHOTOSHOPPING SKILLS?
v1p3rleader: (12:12:11 AM) I wouldn't be surprised.
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:19 AM) I CAN SEND YOU
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:21 AM) THE FUCKING CHATLOG
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:23 AM) IT WILL BE IN THERE
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:27 AM) I CAN'T DOCTOR THAT SHIT
v1p3rleader: (12:12:48 AM) Then someone hacked me
v1p3rleader: (12:12:59 AM) Maybe you hacked me, and this is all a set up.
v1p3rleader: (12:13:00 AM) O.o
VladimirsKatana: (12:13:06 AM) ......
v1p3rleader: (12:14:27 AM) No, seriously...
v1p3rleader: (12:16:11 AM) You should learn to knock on doors.
v1p3rleader: (12:16:18 AM) Seriously bro, I never sent that message. >_>
VladimirsKatana: (12:17:22 AM) OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME
v1p3rleader: (12:17:45 AM) I SWEAR, I NEVER SENT THAT MESSAGE
v1p3rleader: (12:18:29 AM) Tony, would I lie to you?
VladimirsKatana: (12:18:36 AM) YEAH, ACTUALLY
VladimirsKatana: (12:18:39 AM) PRETTY DAMN LIKELY
v1p3rleader: (12:19:04 AM) ...
v1p3rleader: (12:19:12 AM) *is actually laughing his ass off*
v1p3rleader: (12:20:32 AM) Sorry, man, I got the idea, and I had to. XD
VladimirsKatana: (12:20:43 AM) .....MCIA time?
v1p3rleader: (12:20:48 AM) I'll do it. XD
VladimirsKatana: (12:20:51 AM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Mat Rickrolls me frequently. I REALLY should have seen this coming.

eridor0@yahoo.com (3:37:30 PM): so I asked Connor to show her a video
eridor0@yahoo.com (3:37:42 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
eridor0@yahoo.com (3:37:44 PM): this one
VladimirsKatana (3:37:58 PM): *Window is still loading*
VladimirsKatana (3:38:03 PM): Ric-
VladimirsKatana (3:38:05 PM): ......fuck
eridor0@yahoo.com (3:38:08 PM): lol