Wednesday, November 9, 2011

WHO'S RAPPING? DOVAHKIIN.

v1p3rleader: (4:02:13 PM) GUESS WHAT?
v1p3rleader: (4:02:17 PM) SKYRIM IS INFINITE.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:07:05 PM) QUE
v1p3rleader: (4:07:13 PM) http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/718221/todd-howard-says-you-can-play-skyrim-forever-a-massive-game-with-infinite-quests/
v1p3rleader: (4:07:25 PM) How Skyrim pulls off the infinite quest chains is through its Radiant quest system. Radiant can randomly generate a new task for your Dragonborn based on where you are in the game. Things like hunting bandits in places you haven't been to yet or picking flowers for villages are just some of the quest options that will never end. The Radiant quest system is there to help you discover all of the amazing world that Bethesda has created.

Read more: http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/718221/todd-howard-says-you-can-play-skyrim-forever-a-massive-game-with-infinite-quests/#ixzz1dFTIK2j5

TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:07:41 PM) OH SHIIIIIIIIT
v1p3rleader: (4:07:59 PM) IS THIS THE END GAME OF GAMING?
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:08:07 PM) XD
v1p3rleader: (4:08:11 PM) LIKE
v1p3rleader: (4:08:13 PM) IT'S INFINITE
v1p3rleader: (4:08:17 PM) WHAT THE DICKS DO YOU DO AFTER THAT
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:08:26 PM) LMFAO
v1p3rleader: (4:08:43 PM) SURE, GRAPHICS AND SHIT, BUT REALLY. INFINITE DRAGONS. GAME OVER.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Lying Elves

v1p3rleader: (12:25:50 AM) AND WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO CALM MY TITS
v1p3rleader: (12:25:57 AM) WHAT IF I WANT THEM ERECT AND HARD
v1p3rleader: (12:26:01 AM) ALL THE TIME
v1p3rleader: (12:26:07 AM) DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?
TurnSoonToTheSea: (12:26:11 AM) WELL THEN I'D HAVE TO CALL YOU NYUU
TurnSoonToTheSea: (12:26:14 AM) *BA-DUM-TISH*
v1p3rleader: (12:26:26 AM) BAHAHAAAAAA.
v1p3rleader: (12:26:31 AM) WE ARE FUNNY TYPE PEOPLE.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (12:26:36 AM) INDEED

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

THROWS

TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:19:36 PM) I'VE BEEN OWNING DRACULA OVER AND OVER TODAY
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:19:39 PM) IT'S SO FUNNY
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:19:44 PM) I'M FINALLY GOOD AT THIS.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:19:58 PM) JOEY AND DENNY TOGETHER COULD NEVER TAKE HIM DOWN ON HARD
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:02 PM) AND NOW I'M SOLOING HIM
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:03 PM) LOLOLOL
v1p3rleader: (7:20:08 PM) 2. STOP PLAYING. FOOL.
v1p3rleader: (7:20:11 PM) YOU'VE WON
v1p3rleader: (7:20:13 PM) THAT'S IT
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:16 PM) NO
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:20 PM) I MUST GET VALMANWAYS
v1p3rleader: (7:20:24 PM) WAIT GO SOLO CHAPTER 10 HARD
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:24 PM) OR AT LEAST A FUCKING VALMANWAY
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:30 PM) NOT YET
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:36 PM) I CAN'T EVEN BEAT THAT BITCH ON NORMAL YET
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:41 PM) BABY STEPS, CONNOR
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:20:44 PM) BABY STEPS
v1p3rleader: (7:20:59 PM) FUCK BABY STEPS
v1p3rleader: (7:21:04 PM) BABY THROWS ARE WHERE IT'S AT.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:21:09 PM) LMFAO
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:21:17 PM) THAT WOULD SO GO ON TUMBLR
TurnSoonToTheSea: (7:21:20 PM) IF I STILL HAD ONE

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

LYRICAL DUELS

(10:27:59 PM) v1p3rleader: I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A HATEFUL WAY, BUT WHEN THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE START WALKIN' AWAY...
(10:28:05 PM) v1p3rleader: THE WALLS GET TIGHTER EACH AND EVERY DAY
(10:28:13 PM) v1p3rleader: TAKE YOUR LAST BITE BEFORE IT CRUMBLES AWAY
(10:28:20 PM) v1p3rleader: AND THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE ME I JUST HAVE TO SAY
(10:28:21 PM) v1p3rleader: LOVE NOTHING
(10:28:23 PM) v1p3rleader: TRUST NO ONE
(10:28:27 PM) Me: JUST LIVE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
(10:28:28 PM) v1p3rleader: JUST LIVE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
(10:28:29 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCK
(10:28:30 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCKFUCKFUCK
(10:28:31 PM) Me: XDXD
(10:28:33 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCK YOU DICK FUCK
(10:28:34 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCK
(10:28:34 PM) v1p3rleader: sdfhaspdufghasdg
(10:28:36 PM) v1p3rleader: ESGIUDSRGHSDOIGRJSDG
(10:28:36 PM) Me: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
(10:28:39 PM) v1p3rleader: ASS
(10:28:43 PM) v1p3rleader: I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO.
(10:28:47 PM) Me: That one's going on Tumblr.
(10:28:48 PM) Me: XD
(10:28:56 PM) Me: And MCIA.
(10:28:59 PM) v1p3rleader: GOOD.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

VOOOOORE

(12:18:09 AM) crazo3077: So then what is on your evil agenda?
(12:19:48 AM) Me: Play through Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
(12:19:49 AM) Me: XD
(12:19:59 AM) crazo3077: Vore much? ;D
(12:20:03 AM) Me: No.
(12:20:04 AM) Me: XD
(12:20:15 AM) Me: Sicko.
(12:20:16 AM) Me: Lmfao.
(12:20:28 AM) Me: That's the LAST thing on my mind.
(12:21:07 AM) crazo3077: How is vore sick?
(12:21:17 AM) crazo3077: A fetish is a festish whether you're into it or not.
(12:21:25 AM) crazo3077: Plus, dude, that thing has vore written all over it.
(12:23:43 AM) Me: I don't even care if I'm being judgmental at this point, in my personal opinion it's...gross, quite honestly. I really, really can't comprehend how people get that kind of enjoyment out of such a think, it brings bile to the back of my throat just to think about it, quite literally.

...

(12:25:58 AM) crazo3077: But still, I can explain part of it using universal understanding, just to help you cope a bit better. xP
(12:26:44 AM) crazo3077: Think about sex for a moment.
(12:26:48 AM) crazo3077: Just that standard action.
(12:26:58 AM) crazo3077: In that standard action one is going inside the other, in a sense.
(12:27:16 AM) crazo3077: It relates to that, if you want to rationalize it.
(12:27:33 AM) crazo3077: The thought of being consumed by someone else...just more literal. xD
(12:27:53 AM) Me: Ehh... It's still a stretch, though... I mean, I kinda see your point, it's just... I don't even want to think about it, quite honestly.
(12:27:54 AM) Me: Lol.
(12:28:23 AM) crazo3077: Well do you understand any fantasy based fetish?
(12:28:39 AM) Me: ...
(12:28:46 AM) Me: *Does a Haruhi-esque thinking pose*
(12:29:08 AM) Me: Not really.
(12:29:08 AM) Me: No.
(12:29:30 AM) crazo3077: ...
(12:29:36 AM) crazo3077: 1. Grow a penis.
(12:29:48 AM) crazo3077: 2. That makes sense, then.
(12:30:26 AM) crazo3077: Fantasy fetishes aren't easy to understand if you've never had one.
(12:30:40 AM) crazo3077: I'm convinced fetishes are partially biological, to be honest.
(12:31:03 AM) crazo3077: I mean if you've seen some of the art I appreciate and the fact that Mikey chose the name Humaneater, you'd understand.
(12:32:23 AM) crazo3077: Hello?
(12:32:53 AM) Me: Oh.
(12:32:57 AM) Me: I thought you were still going on, lol.
(12:33:03 AM) Me: Well, I suppose I understand, ahahah.
(12:33:16 AM) Me: I'd just prefer not to have to compare my interests to such things.
(12:33:18 AM) Me: XD
(12:34:23 AM) crazo3077: How can you not connect Inside Story to vore? XD
(12:34:33 AM) crazo3077: That's like saying you can't compare Mother 3 to Starwars. xD
(12:34:41 AM) crazo3077: *Star Wars
(12:34:41 AM) Me: SIMPLE: DON'T THINK ABOUT IT IN SEXUAL TERMS.
(12:34:42 AM) Me: XD
(12:34:51 AM) crazo3077: What gender are you?
(12:34:54 AM) Me: Male.
(12:34:54 AM) crazo3077: How old are you?
(12:34:58 AM) Me: Seventeen.
(12:35:00 AM) crazo3077: What is your relationship status?
(12:35:03 AM) Me: Single.
(12:35:06 AM) Me: But.
(12:35:12 AM) crazo3077: EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ABOUT SEX!
(12:35:17 AM) crazo3077: EVERYTHING!
(12:35:18 AM) Me: NOT MARIO, DAMN IT.
(12:35:25 AM) Me: ESPECIALLY NOT MARIOxBOWSER.
(12:35:27 AM) Me: WHAT THE FUCK
(12:35:28 AM) Me: WHAT
(12:35:30 AM) Me: THE FUCK

SYNONYMS, BITCH

(1:13:02 AM) v1p3rleader: ...
(1:13:04 AM) v1p3rleader: so
(1:13:09 AM) Me: ...
(1:13:10 AM) Me: Sew.
(1:13:15 AM) v1p3rleader: knit
(1:13:19 AM) Me: crochet
(1:13:28 AM) v1p3rleader: ...
(1:13:31 AM) v1p3rleader: well, shit
(1:13:32 AM) Me: embroider
(1:13:35 AM) Me: I WIN
(1:13:42 AM) v1p3rleader: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(1:13:46 AM) Me: LMAO

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

MMMMMMMMMM

Mat: I'm hungry.

Tony: We had Steak-N-Shake.
Tony: It was lovely.

Mat: Fuck you, I had a sandwich.

Tony: God, I love milkshakes.

Mat: Fuck you twice. Everywhere. In and out. Al dente.

Tony: MMM CHOCOLATE AND BANANA MMMMMMM

Mat: I do have a license, Tony.
Mat: I can drive to your house and throw shit at you.
Mat: Literally and figurative shit.
Mat: Literal*

Saturday, April 23, 2011

WHAT IS A MAN?

v1p3rleader: (11:49:25 PM) I love how the wine glass can kill you in IWBTFG
v1p3rleader: (11:49:29 PM) ...
v1p3rleader: (11:49:33 PM) I was gonna correct it
TurnSoonToTheSea: (11:49:36 PM) I was thinking about the -
TurnSoonToTheSea: (11:49:38 PM) XFD
v1p3rleader: (11:49:38 PM) But I like it better that way
TurnSoonToTheSea: (11:49:46 PM) That is glorious, lmfao.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (11:49:49 PM) But yeah
TurnSoonToTheSea: (11:49:55 PM) I was thinking about that the whole time, hahahah.
v1p3rleader: (11:50:03 PM) I WANNA BE THE FUCKIN' GUY.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (11:50:11 PM) XDXD
v1p3rleader: (11:50:14 PM) Actually, make it IWBTMFG
v1p3rleader: (11:50:20 PM) Even better

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Sunday, March 27, 2011

A Little Slow

TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:04:26 PM) OH ALSO
TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:04:27 PM) http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/954437-league-of-legends
TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:04:28 PM) LOL
v1p3rleader: (5:05:46 PM) ...Okay. League of Legends?
TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:05:55 PM) LOL
v1p3rleader: (5:06:09 PM) *doesn't know anything about this game*
TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:06:14 PM) LOL
v1p3rleader: (5:06:26 PM) *or why it's funn-...OH.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:06:42 PM) I wanted to see how long that would take you.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:06:42 PM) XD
v1p3rleader: (5:06:45 PM) Fuck you
v1p3rleader: (5:06:46 PM) XD
TurnSoonToTheSea: (5:06:49 PM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Pens

v1p3rleader: (4:35:39 PM) Penis.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:35:44 PM) Pens.
v1p3rleader: (4:35:51 PM) Penguins.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:36:04 PM) Penisguins.
v1p3rleader: (4:37:19 PM) PENISPENGUINS
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:37:27 PM) PENGUINIS.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:37:30 PM) .....
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:37:34 PM) SOUNDS ITALIAN.
v1p3rleader: (4:37:35 PM) LINGUINI
TurnSoonToTheSea: (4:37:39 PM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Saturday, February 26, 2011

ENDNESS RELENTLESSLESS

v1p3rleader: (10:31:26 PM) YOU DON'T GO OFFLINE TO ME
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:31:36 PM) WAIT QUE?
v1p3rleader: (10:31:40 PM) I WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT PENISSESS
v1p3rleader: (10:31:48 PM) LESSON 1: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:32:14 PM) NOBODY CALLS ME POO-POO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
v1p3rleader: (10:32:24 PM) ENDLESS RELENTLESSNESS
v1p3rleader: (10:32:28 PM) I SHIT PEANUTS
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:32:32 PM) I
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:32:33 PM) SHIT
v1p3rleader: (10:32:34 PM) I SHIT PEANUTS.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:32:34 PM) PEANUTS
v1p3rleader: (10:32:35 PM) ...
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:32:37 PM) ENDLESS
v1p3rleader: (10:32:37 PM) FUCK
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:32:38 PM) PEANUTS
v1p3rleader: (10:32:40 PM) FSIEF
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:32:43 PM) I SHIT PEANUTS
v1p3rleader: (10:32:45 PM) ZAITSEV
v1p3rleader: (10:32:46 PM) FSDJIFJDSFSDF
v1p3rleader: (10:32:46 PM) SDF
v1p3rleader: (10:32:47 PM) SDFASIRFGJADR
v1p3rleader: (10:32:48 PM) GAER
v1p3rleader: (10:32:48 PM) G
v1p3rleader: (10:32:48 PM) DF
v1p3rleader: (10:32:48 PM) G
v1p3rleader: (10:32:48 PM) DFG
v1p3rleader: (10:32:49 PM) SD
v1p3rleader: (10:32:49 PM) G
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:33:03 PM) With this fist
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:33:06 PM) my dentist
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:33:09 PM) has been dismissed
v1p3rleader: (10:33:12 PM) I could make some jolly good items.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:33:14 PM) NO ONE WILL MISS HIM
v1p3rleader: (10:33:17 PM) sssssssss
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:33:21 PM) WHAT THE SHIT
v1p3rleader: (10:33:23 PM) WHAT THE
v1p3rleader: (10:33:24 PM) ...
TurnSoonToTheSea: (10:33:26 PM) XP
v1p3rleader: (10:33:27 PM) GOD DAMMIT, TONY

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Monday, February 14, 2011

WHORSE

TurnSoonToTheSea: (9:21:06 PM) OH MY IT'S ME I GOT A WEBCAM
v1p3rleader: (9:21:17 PM) ...YOU SLUT.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (9:21:22 PM) TEEHEE.
v1p3rleader: (9:21:40 PM) SHOWING YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (9:21:47 PM) ACTUALLY, ONLY SAM SO FAR.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (9:21:47 PM) XFD
v1p3rleader: (9:22:45 PM) WHAT? YOU GOTTA KEEP HER WONDERING ABOUT YOUR BODY. CAN'T GIVE EVERYTHING AWAY.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (9:22:56 PM) XDXD
v1p3rleader: (9:24:00 PM) YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE-SE.
TurnSoonToTheSea: (9:24:05 PM) XDXD

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V1P3Rleader