Lawnmowers

Dylan: unless you really like mowing the lawn
Dylan: then i can talk about that but i doubt you want to hear that
Laura: WOOO
Laura: MOWING THE LAWN
Connor: FUCK YEAHHH
Dylan: i could make a story from it or something
Connor: HARDCORE MOWING.
Connor: DO IT.
Dylan: AS THE SUN ROSE HIGH IN
Dylan: damn enter
Dylan: AS THE SUN ROSE HIGH IN THE SKY I DECIDED IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO...MOW THE LAWN
Connor: :O
Dylan: I GOT MY IPOD TOGETHER, PLUGGED IN AND TURNED IT ON AND HEAD OUT BACK TO THE FORBIDDEN SHED OF DEATH
Laura: ...THE SHED OF DEATH...
Dylan: AS I FOUGHT MY WAY THROUGH ALL THE GIANT OVER SIZED SPIDERS AND MICE I MADE IT TO THE LAWN MOWERS
Dylan: BUT THE JOURNEY WASN'T OVER YET
Dylan: I STILL HAD TO GET BACK OUT
Connor: OH SHIT
Laura: GIANT OVER SIZED SPIDERS AND MIIIICE
Dylan: SO AS I HAULED THE LAWN MOWER BACK TOWARDS THE ENTRANCE I REALIZED I SHOULD GRAB THE GAS CAN
Dylan: AS I GOT CLOSE I COULD SEE THE LIGHT IN THE DISTANCE, I WAS ALMOST THERE
Connor: WILL HE MAKE IT?
Dylan: AS I APPROACHED THE LARGE WOODEN DOORS I STOPPED THINKING SOMETHING WAS FOLLOWING ME
Dylan: BUT I SAW NOTHING
Connor: RUNNNNNN
Dylan: I OPENED THE DOOR AND ONCE AGAIN COULD BREATH THE FRESH AIR OR AUTUMN
Laura: AUTUMN!
Dylan: I GASSED UP THE MOWER AND WAS ON MY WAY
Laura: ON HIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Connor: *epic music*
Dylan: AS I CUT THROUGH THE 10 FOOT GRASS BLASTING MY IPOD I SAW MY DAD
Dylan: SO I WAVED
Laura: HE WAAAAAAVED!
Laura: (I'm the background typer)
Laura: (instead of singer)
Dylan: THIS TIME I WAS LUCKY, I SAW NOTHING DANGEROUS AND MADE IT...BUT I STILL HAD TO MOW BACK BY THE FIELD WHERE THE OGRES LIVE
Laura: OGRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! OH NO!
Connor: OGRE 1 AND OGRE 2
Connor: IMEANWUT
Dylan: I MADE A DASH FOR IT AND TRIED TO CUT THE GRASS AS FAST AS I COULD
Laura: LUNCHBOX, BITCHES.
Laura: AS FASSST AS HE COUUUUUUUUUUULD
Dylan: I SURVIVED BUT BAIRLY
Dylan: AS SOON AS I LEFT I HEARD THE ORGES
Dylan: SO I RAN
Laura: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
Laura: HE ALSO IRAQ'D
Connor: SO YOU HEARD THE HALO ANNOUNCER?
Dylan: ONCE BACK AT THE SHED I LEFT THE LAWN MOWER OUTSIDE FOR MY BROTHER SO HE COULD FACE HIS DANGEROUS TASK AHEAD....MOLE PEOPLE
Dylan: THE END
Laura: THE END IS NEAAAAAAAAAAAR
Connor: BRAVO, BRAVO

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