iMop

v1p3rleader: (11:15:05 PM) But still a damn good song imop
v1p3rleader: (11:15:06 PM) *imo
VladimirsKatana: (11:15:18 PM) iMop.
VladimirsKatana: (11:15:32 PM) Apple's state-of-the-art cleaning product!
v1p3rleader: (11:16:03 PM) Only $999.99!
VladimirsKatana: (11:16:13 PM) XD
v1p3rleader: (11:17:17 PM) Go to the iMop store to download apps for your iMop, like the "Germ Invasion" app! Your iMop will detect germs on the floor, and you'll get points in the game for mopping them up!
VladimirsKatana: (11:17:38 PM) XFD
v1p3rleader: (11:19:03 PM) Act quick and buy one, before they sell out because they have the name "Apple" on them!

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V!P3Rleader

Hair Dye

v1p3rleader: (9:22:43 PM) SO DID SAM DYE YOUR HAIR?
VladimirsKatana: (9:22:49 PM) LMAO WHAT?
VladimirsKatana: (9:22:53 PM) NO, XD
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:03 PM) SHE DYED CAITI'S HAIR.
v1p3rleader: (9:23:17 PM) WELL ON HER STATUS IT SAYS "SAM IS DYEING HER WOMAN'S HAIR", SO I ASSUMED IT WAS YOU.
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:34 PM) I C WAT U DID THAR
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:54 PM) JUST BECAUSE I'M HER BITCH DOESN'T MEAN I'M HER WOMAN
VladimirsKatana: (9:23:56 PM) I MEAN WHAT?
v1p3rleader: (9:24:48 PM) LOLOLOLOL

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V1P3Rleader

The Mayans are possibly correct.

(This conversation is referring to Tony)

Connor: He also likes Nickelback
Laura: OH NO
Laura: ALRIGHT.
Laura: THE WORLD ENDED
Connor: XDXDXD

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V1P3Rleader

Yeah, I'm now black.

v1p3rleader: (12:08:13 AM) I just got a message from a random person I played with on Halo saying "ur so black when u went to night school they marked u absent."
VladimirsKatana: (12:08:46 AM) LMAO.
v1p3rleader: (12:09:05 AM) I guess I'm black.

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V1P3Rleader

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

VladimirsKatana (5:09:22 PM): MAAAAAT HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
eridor0@yahoo.com went idle at 5:10:38 PM
eridor0@yahoo.com came back from idle at 5:11:37 PM
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:11:46 PM): What?
VladimirsKatana (5:12:05 PM): Okay, so.
VladimirsKatana (5:12:49 PM): There I was, scouring Greenmead Cave after slaughtering an assload of Imps hunting Mudcrabs in a pool in the cave.
VladimirsKatana (5:13:29 PM): I got to another room, and it's filled to the brim with rats and crabs, which I'm just going about and slashing down one-by-one. At the time, I was talking to Tyler.
VladimirsKatana (5:14:10 PM): All of a sudden, I turned around, and yelped mid-word upon seeing THIS:
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VladimirsKatana (5:15:43 PM): Bah, I'll just link you. XD
VladimirsKatana (5:15:44 PM): http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=1267867&id=1453110924
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:18:13 PM): You didn't know about him?
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:18:35 PM): I did.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:18:54 PM): He's a giant mudcrab, but he has the same loot and health as a regular mudcrab.
eridor0@yahoo.com signed off at 5:19:18 PM
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eridor0@yahoo.com (5:21:14 PM): It would seem your mods ubered him.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:22:06 PM): Yeah
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:22:36 PM): I was annoyed when it only had regular health, since fighting a giant crab would be awesome.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:23:33 PM): I really should give those mods another try
VladimirsKatana (5:25:29 PM): Damn nice loot, though. XP
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eridor0@yahoo.com (5:25:46 PM): it failed.
VladimirsKatana (5:26:10 PM): GRR. Hold on. Imageshacking.
VladimirsKatana (5:27:47 PM): http://img693.imageshack.us/i/screenshot5lx.png/
VladimirsKatana (5:27:53 PM): http://img149.imageshack.us/i/screenshot6a.png/
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:28:26 PM): Nothing too fantastic.
VladimirsKatana (5:28:36 PM): Good for a Mudcrab, at least. XP
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:28:43 PM): Why the hell does it have flour?
VladimirsKatana (5:28:59 PM): Why the Hell does it have a ring? I have no idea. XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:29:16 PM): Well, it could've eaten an adventurer to get the ring.
VladimirsKatana (5:29:28 PM): Fair enough. Maybe the adventurer was also a baker.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:29:47 PM): I doubt an adveturer would carry around a random bag of flour.
VladimirsKatana (5:30:56 PM): I do it all the time. XP
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:31:09 PM): Why?
VladimirsKatana (5:31:38 PM): Alchemical purposes. =P
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:31:47 PM): touche
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:31:52 PM): but it still doesn't make sense.
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:32:10 PM): Unless the guy went walkring around a cave with nothing but a silver ring and a bag of flour.
VladimirsKatana (5:32:45 PM): A married nudist baker?
eridor0@yahoo.com (5:33:16 PM): I don't know how to respond.
VladimirsKatana (5:33:40 PM): I think I win, sir. XD.