It's not my fault I'm a fan of my heritage!

Bit of background here, I had my AIM status set to "YO QUIERO TACO HELL"

v1p3rleader (10:13:04 AM): Actually, no, you don't want Taco Hell.
VladimirsKatana (10:13:20 AM): WHY NOT
v1p3rleader (10:13:27 AM): Because I said so
v1p3rleader (10:13:30 AM): Stupid.
VladimirsKatana (10:13:36 AM): FINE JEEZE

*Sets status to "NO QUIERO TACO HELL"*
v1p3rleader (10:13:41 AM): Exactly.
VladimirsKatana (10:13:47 AM): HAPPY/
VladimirsKatana (10:13:48 AM): *?
v1p3rleader (10:13:49 AM): Now give me $100
VladimirsKatana (10:13:52 AM): WHY
v1p3rleader (10:14:00 AM): Because I said so
v1p3rleader (10:14:02 AM): Stupid.
VladimirsKatana (10:14:12 AM): FINE JE-....HEY WAIT A SEC.
v1p3rleader (10:14:20 AM): DAMMIT
VladimirsKatana (10:14:23 AM): Lmfao

ITT: My fingers suddenly become retarded

crazo3077 (9:08:02 PM): iCup: No, it isn't a new Apple product. I just like watching people pee.
VladimirsKatana (9:08:11 PM): ....I'll admit, I lol'
VladimirsKatana (9:08:12 PM): dd
VladimirsKatana (9:08:14 PM): *
VladimirsKatana (9:08:15 PM): dd
VladimirsKatana (9:08:17 PM): .........
VladimirsKatana (9:08:20 PM): Fuck my typing. XD
crazo3077 (9:08:24 PM): XD

I Watch Too Much Youtube Poop...

crazo3077 (3:17:56 PM): First, guess what is on my hand. =D
VladimirsKatana (3:18:02 PM): PINGAS
crazo3077 (3:18:05 PM): No.

THE COMPUTER! IT'S TOO MUCH OF A BEAST!

crazo3077 (9:54:13 PM): Rape!
VladimirsKatana (9:54:20 PM): http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8730/hooooolyhell.png
Rape!
crazo3077 (9:55:00 PM): Is that even possible! 0.0
VladimirsKatana (9:55:04 PM): I DON'T KNOW

AWESOME WINFAIL.

eridor0@yahoo.com (8:53:59 PM): listen to this
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:54:02 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BneMPkBbvBw
VladimirsKatana (8:54:08 PM): I've got a bad feeling about this
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:54:14 PM): it's not a rickrll
VladimirsKatana (8:54:18 PM): Oh
VladimirsKatana (8:54:22 PM): Yeah, I like this song
VladimirsKatana (8:54:23 PM): Lol
VladimirsKatana (8:54:31 PM): ...
VladimirsKatana (8:54:34 PM): Why the
VladimirsKatana (8:54:44 PM): Is that Rick Astley on the right....?
VladimirsKatana (8:54:45 PM): ...
VladimirsKatana (8:54:46 PM): OH
VladimirsKatana (8:54:48 PM): SON OF A
VladimirsKatana (8:54:51 PM): LMAO
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:54:56 PM): FLOL

*Plays Jaws theme*

VladimirsKatana (8:08:36 PM): My main AIM window won't close. It's stuck in the taskbar O_o
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:08:41 PM): lol
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:08:52 PM): The computer is too intelligent, it's rebelling!
VladimirsKatana (8:08:56 PM): XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:01 PM): kill it with fire!
VladimirsKatana (8:09:10 PM): NOOOOOO
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:11 PM): IT"S SKYNET!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESS!!!
VladimirsKatana (8:09:12 PM): XFD
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:27 PM): get to wherever the hell that bunker was!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:09:37 PM): we need to warn John Connor!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:10:03 PM): but the machines, they know we've found out
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:10:08 PM): we're using machines right now!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:10:13 PM): WE"RE DOOMED!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:11:10 PM): Matt, what was it were you going to say before our freakout?
VladimirsKatana (8:11:29 PM): I think we scared him off
VladimirsKatana (8:11:31 PM): >_>
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:11:35 PM): yeahh
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:12:27 PM): Matt! Can you hear me?!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:12:37 PM): I think he's lost in the sea of posts
VladimirsKatana (8:12:54 PM): XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:11 PM): throw him a digital life raft
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:20 PM): O
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:24 PM): catch it Matt!
VladimirsKatana (8:13:36 PM): There's no line!
VladimirsKatana (8:13:42 PM): O-----~~~~~~
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:13:58 PM): grab it, before you lose your data!!!
eridor0@yahoo.com (8:14:13 PM): You'll be corupted by the internet streams!

What about the thing that we forgot that I remembered forgetting........what?

VladimirsKatana (9:55:59 PM): Audiosurf alone looks as beautiful as Aphrodite on this thing, I can't wait 'til I get Fallout and Oblivion
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:56:18 PM): when have you seen Aphrodite?
VladimirsKatana (9:56:25 PM): Books
VladimirsKatana (9:56:32 PM): Disney's Hercules
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:56:37 PM): lol, of course
VladimirsKatana (9:56:38 PM): interweb
VladimirsKatana (9:56:51 PM): ......lol hermaphrodite
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:56:57 PM): you forgot that remember
VladimirsKatana (9:57:01 PM): I did?
VladimirsKatana (9:57:07 PM): I must have forgotten forgetting it
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:57:15 PM): I just realized the stupidity of that statement
VladimirsKatana (9:57:18 PM): XD
eridor0@yahoo.com (9:57:19 PM): lmfao

You gotta admit, at least the food's good.

crazo3077(7:30:35 PM): Excited about tomorrow? =D
VladimirsKatana(7:30:43 PM): What about tomorrow?
crazo3077(7:30:58 PM): Finals!
crazo3077(7:31:07 PM): And then Wednesday will be fun. =D
VladimirsKatana(7:31:32 PM): The Hell would I be exited about finals for? XD. But yeah, Wednesday should be a good time
crazo3077 (7:32:17 PM): Get to have lunch with Rose and her friends. x3
VladimirsKatana(7:32:27 PM): *excited
crazo3077(7:32:31 PM): And get to be a standing mexican. xP
VladimirsKatana (7:32:36 PM): and yeah, that's what I meant. And LOL
VladimirsKatana (7:32:45 PM): I'm the messican here, not you
crazo3077 (7:32:59 PM): I can lie. xP
VladimirsKatana(7:33:19 PM): But what reason would you have to lie about being Mexican? O.o
crazo3077 (7:33:47 PM): To get a free vacation in Mexi--good, point. <<
VladimirsKatana(7:34:23 PM): XFD

TonyRoll'd

v1p3rleader: (9:13:52 PM) Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJweOaoZhJs
v1p3rleader: (9:15:17 PM) ...
VladimirsKatana: (9:15:31 PM) Sorry, I've got like two other conversations going on at the moment
v1p3rleader: (9:15:38 PM) Watch it
VladimirsKatana: (9:15:46 PM) Alright, al-
VladimirsKatana: (9:15:48 PM) FUCK YOU BRO
v1p3rleader: (9:15:56 PM) LMFAO
VladimirsKatana: (9:16:03 PM) XD

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V1P3Rleader

My evil twin is a gimp.

VladimirsKatana (12:29:20 AM): So we're making secondary, evil characters for an alternate D&D campaign that we'll be running alongside our regular one
v1p3rleader (12:29:51 AM): I CALL THE NAME DEATHRAGER OF MEGADESTRUCTION
VladimirsKatana (12:29:59 AM): I SOMEHOW managed to roll a 5 in the character's Dexterity
VladimirsKatana (12:30:09 AM): I explain this by having his leg be perpetually broken
v1p3rleader (12:30:48 AM): LOL
VladimirsKatana (12:30:50 AM): His ability score being this low actually gives a NEGATIVE 3 modifier for skills related to this ability
VladimirsKatana (12:30:55 AM): The weird part about this?
VladimirsKatana (12:31:59 AM): If a character is caught flat-footed (basically completely caught off-guard, or with no feasible way of dodging, like balancing on a tightrope for example), their AC (defense, basically) loses their Dexterity modifier
VladimirsKatana (12:32:01 AM): Meaning
VladimirsKatana (12:32:33 AM): That my character will actually be able to BETTER defend himself if he's caught in a normally crippling *rimshot* position
VladimirsKatana (12:32:40 AM): Theoretically, of course
v1p3rleader (12:32:42 AM): LMFAO
v1p3rleader (12:32:50 AM): Way to be win, Tony


Later...

VladimirsKatana (12:49:02 AM): .....DAMMIT
VladimirsKatana (12:49:11 AM): Alright so
VladimirsKatana (12:50:00 AM): I was originally gonna have my character be a badass and fight by dual-wielding sickles, right?
VladimirsKatana (12:50:37 AM): Well, unless I choose to take a feat specifically for two-weapon fighting, I get penalty'd up the ass
VladimirsKatana (12:50:45 AM): "No problem", I figured
VladimirsKatana (12:50:49 AM): I'll take the goddamn feat
VladimirsKatana (12:50:58 AM): Ya know what the prerequisite was for it?
VladimirsKatana (12:51:05 AM): A Dexterity of at least 15
VladimirsKatana (12:51:07 AM): >___________<
v1p3rleader (12:51:11 AM): LMFAO
VladimirsKatana (12:51:26 AM): Being gimped sucks
VladimirsKatana (12:51:37 AM): So ya know what
VladimirsKatana (12:51:39 AM): Fuck it
VladimirsKatana (12:51:41 AM): I'm using a scythe
v1p3rleader (12:51:52 AM): Lulz
v1p3rleader (12:52:00 AM): Have fun, Grim Reaper
VladimirsKatana (12:52:16 AM): Lmao
VladimirsKatana (12:52:28 AM): I was originally considering using a staff, since it could double as a walking stick
VladimirsKatana (12:52:39 AM): But then my brain's higher functions activated
VladimirsKatana (12:52:46 AM): And they said "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
v1p3rleader (12:53:21 AM): ...
v1p3rleader (12:53:24 AM): Tony...
v1p3rleader (12:53:29 AM): You scare me sometimes...
VladimirsKatana (12:53:33 AM): XD

MUFFINZ

TL;DR WARNING
(Note: I would have changed the formatting on here, but...I'm lazy. >_>)

Connor
MUFFINS
Laura
Yeah, the muffins kinda suck.
Connor
:(
Laura
Note: Never use the "JUST ADD WATER" stuff.
Laura
Pretty sure it's radioactive.
Connor
XD
Laura
And while making these muffins, I realized something.
Connor
Yes?
Laura
1. I lost the game.
Laura
2. The reasoning behind the baker's dozen.
Connor
XD
Connor
And the reasoning is probably so the baker can try one of them and still have a dozen... >_>
Laura
Uh, no.
Laura
If a baker gives someone 13 muffins,
Laura
then...
Laura
If one of the muffins sucks,
Laura
then they'll have another.
Laura
So the customer won't get angry...
Laura
"DAMN YOU MUFFIN MAN
Laura
OH WAIT
Laura
I HAVE ANOTHER
Laura
IT'S ALL GOOD"
Connor
XD
Laura
It's like an insurance muffin.
Connor
That makes sense. XD
Connor
I've gotta study for my Spanish test tomorrow...
Connor
>_<
Connor
And then I'll probably...play some guitar
Laura
*noms on muffin batter*
Laura
Pretty sure this was supposed to make about... 24 muffins...
Laura
made about...8.
Laura
:(
Laura
I'll never be a real muffin man.
Laura
Then again, that's impossible.
Connor
XD
Connor
I don't eat muffins much...
Laura
...because "Do you know the Muffin Wo-man, the Muffin Wo-man...the Muffin Wo-man"
Laura
...it's not catchy.
Laura
At all.
Laura
>_>
Connor
OH. My mom bought some of the good kind of malted milk balls today...not Whoppers
Laura
Lol Whoppers FTL
Laura
Cupcakes FTL
Connor
Bananas FTL
Connor
:D
Laura
NO
Laura
N
Laura
*NO
Laura
NO
Connor
XD
Connor
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
Connor
IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
Connor
LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP
Connor
XD
Laura
BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NASA
Laura
*NAS
Laura
Bananasa?
Laura
Hm, even produce were in the Space Race.
Connor
LOL. XD
Laura
...
Laura
Russia? US? NO... AISLE 7!
Connor
XD
Connor
You're so awesome. XD
Laura
What? It's not MY fault that vegetables are far more advanced than meets the eye...
Laura
Po-ta-toes!
Laura
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
Laura
WHAT'S TATERS, PRECIOUS?
Laura
PO-TA-TOES
Connor
...
Connor
XD
Laura
Haven't you seen that?
Laura
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters
Connor
No I have not
Connor
XD
Connor
Watching now
Laura
Watch it five times in a row.
Connor
Why? XD
Laura
Because. It's obnoxious.
Connor
That was possibly the most awesome thing ever created
Laura
Haha. I WIN
Laura
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Laura
I
Laura
NOW
Laura
HAVE
Laura
A
Laura
MUFFIN
Laura
ARMY
Connor
:O
Connor
HELP ME CONQUER SEALAND
Laura
These are possibly the most beast muffins ever.
Laura
OH NO
Laura
WE'RE CLAIMING THE MOON FIRST
Connor
SEALAND > THE MOON
Laura
WE ARE GOING TO END OUR RIVALRY WITH THE DAMN BANANAS
Connor
SEALAND HAS OXYGEN
Laura
AND THE APPLES
Connor
OXYGEN FTFW
Laura
AND THE POTATOES
Laura
THEY'RE GIVING ME AND THE MUFFINS NASTY GLARES
Connor
:O
Connor
THEY WOULDN'T
Laura
Well, not the apples or the bananas.
Laura
BUT THE POTATOES
Laura
THEY HAVE EYES!
Connor
POKE THEIR EYES OUT
Connor
WITH MUFFIN SPEARS
Laura
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!!
Connor
*runs in to help fight them, bringing a ninja army along*
Connor
*ninja army is nowhere to be seen*
Connor
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Connor
TRICKY NINJAS FTFW
Connor
XD
Laura
BUT NOW THE MUFFINS DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE ATTACKING THE POTATOES OR THE NINJAS
Connor
THE MUFFINS NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUMAN AND A VEGETABLE
Connor
>_<
Laura
BUT IF  A MUFFIN USES ITS MUFFIN GRAPLING HOOK
Laura
TO ATTACK THE POTATO TOWER
Laura
HOW DOES IT KNOW
Laura
IF IT DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY HIT A NINJA
Laura
WHILE TRYING TO ATTACH THE GRAPLING HOOK TO THE TOWER WALL?
Connor
NINJAS ARE SUPAH AGILE...NOT A PROBLEM
Laura
BUT WHAT IF THE NINJA GOT DISTRACTED
Laura
BY A PRETTY FEMALE NINJA?
Offline
Laura has signed out.
Connor
NINJAS ARE TRAINED NOT TO BE DISTRACTED BY ANYTHING
Laura
BUT NOT EVERY NINJA IS PERFECT
Connor
YES, THEY ARE
Connor
NINJAS ARE ALL BEASTS
Laura
WELL, THEN YOU'RE NOT A NINJA
Laura
:P
Connor
MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Connor
XD
Laura
YOU'D BE DISTRACTED.
Laura
O.o
Connor
Well, if it was you, yeah. :P
Laura
BUT I AM A NINJA
Connor
Nope, you're not
Connor
XD
Laura
Oh no, I am.
Connor
This is possibly the coolest conversation ever, by the way
Connor
XD
Laura
I wonder if the muffins are offended by the Cupcakes.
Laura
...
Laura
Cupcakes feel that they are superior.
Laura
They have fancy frostings.
Laura
Fantastic sprinkles.
Laura
And are adorned with strange plastics.
Connor
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH I GOT A 94 ON MY BRIT LIT TEST
Connor
BEEEEEAAASSSSTTTT
Connor
XD
Laura
... but muffins. Muffins are just better.
Laura
Cupcakes are nothing without frosting.
Laura
But Muffins can have frosting.
Laura
Or they can just be plain.
Laura
And 'grats.
Connor
Cupcakes taste better WITHOUT frosting, IMO
Laura
...yeah, frosting is gross. >_> I'm going off of public opinion.
Laura
And pretzels are better without salt.
Laura
And muffin is probably the funnest word to say...
Laura
Okay, I lied.
Laura
FOURTH funnest.
Connor
YOU DON'T LIKE FROSTING EITHER? :I
Connor
*:O
Laura
Yep.
Laura
Waffle.
Laura
Loofah.
Laura
Oaxaca.
Laura
Muffin
Laura
.
Laura
Wait, fifth. The best word ever is Goober.
Connor
We really are the same person...I barely ever meet anyone that doesn't like frosting
Connor
:D
Laura
Haha. Win. XD
Laura
WAH-FUL
Laura
LOO-FAH
Laura
WAH-HA-KAH
Laura
MUHF-IN
Laura
GOO-BURR
Laura
XD
Connor
XD

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V1P3Rleader

Wait...WAT?

v1p3rleader: (12:09:38 AM) Oh so bro, you walked in on my gf and I.
v1p3rleader: (12:09:43 AM) So anyways, what else is new?
VladimirsKatana: (12:09:46 AM) I did?
VladimirsKatana: (12:09:48 AM) Wait wat
v1p3rleader: (12:09:52 AM) ...What?
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:01 AM) "Oh so bro, you walked in on my gf and I."
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:03 AM) wat
v1p3rleader: (12:10:08 AM) ...I never said that.
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:11 AM) ....
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:13 AM) You just did.
VladimirsKatana: (12:10:16 AM) I see it right on my screen.
v1p3rleader: (12:10:24 AM) The fuck are you talking about, bro.
v1p3rleader: (12:10:37 AM) Did you smoke something?
v1p3rleader: (12:11:19 AM)Transfer completed:THIS IS THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT, BRO.PNG
v1p3rleader: (12:11:40 AM) Photoshop'd
VladimirsKatana: (12:11:53 AM) DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE LIGHTNING-FAST PHOTOSHOPPING SKILLS?
v1p3rleader: (12:12:11 AM) I wouldn't be surprised.
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:19 AM) I CAN SEND YOU
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:21 AM) THE FUCKING CHATLOG
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:23 AM) IT WILL BE IN THERE
VladimirsKatana: (12:12:27 AM) I CAN'T DOCTOR THAT SHIT
v1p3rleader: (12:12:48 AM) Then someone hacked me
v1p3rleader: (12:12:59 AM) Maybe you hacked me, and this is all a set up.
v1p3rleader: (12:13:00 AM) O.o
VladimirsKatana: (12:13:06 AM) ......
v1p3rleader: (12:14:27 AM) No, seriously...
v1p3rleader: (12:16:11 AM) You should learn to knock on doors.
v1p3rleader: (12:16:18 AM) Seriously bro, I never sent that message. >_>
VladimirsKatana: (12:17:22 AM) OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME
v1p3rleader: (12:17:45 AM) I SWEAR, I NEVER SENT THAT MESSAGE
v1p3rleader: (12:18:29 AM) Tony, would I lie to you?
VladimirsKatana: (12:18:36 AM) YEAH, ACTUALLY
VladimirsKatana: (12:18:39 AM) PRETTY DAMN LIKELY
v1p3rleader: (12:19:04 AM) ...
v1p3rleader: (12:19:12 AM) *is actually laughing his ass off*
v1p3rleader: (12:20:32 AM) Sorry, man, I got the idea, and I had to. XD
VladimirsKatana: (12:20:43 AM) .....MCIA time?
v1p3rleader: (12:20:48 AM) I'll do it. XD
VladimirsKatana: (12:20:51 AM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Mat Rickrolls me frequently. I REALLY should have seen this coming.

eridor0@yahoo.com (3:37:30 PM): so I asked Connor to show her a video
eridor0@yahoo.com (3:37:42 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
eridor0@yahoo.com (3:37:44 PM): this one
VladimirsKatana (3:37:58 PM): *Window is still loading*
VladimirsKatana (3:38:03 PM): Ric-
VladimirsKatana (3:38:05 PM): ......fuck
eridor0@yahoo.com (3:38:08 PM): lol