Wednesday, June 22, 2011

LYRICAL DUELS

(10:27:59 PM) v1p3rleader: I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A HATEFUL WAY, BUT WHEN THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE START WALKIN' AWAY...
(10:28:05 PM) v1p3rleader: THE WALLS GET TIGHTER EACH AND EVERY DAY
(10:28:13 PM) v1p3rleader: TAKE YOUR LAST BITE BEFORE IT CRUMBLES AWAY
(10:28:20 PM) v1p3rleader: AND THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE ME I JUST HAVE TO SAY
(10:28:21 PM) v1p3rleader: LOVE NOTHING
(10:28:23 PM) v1p3rleader: TRUST NO ONE
(10:28:27 PM) Me: JUST LIVE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
(10:28:28 PM) v1p3rleader: JUST LIVE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
(10:28:29 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCK
(10:28:30 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCKFUCKFUCK
(10:28:31 PM) Me: XDXD
(10:28:33 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCK YOU DICK FUCK
(10:28:34 PM) v1p3rleader: FUCK
(10:28:34 PM) v1p3rleader: sdfhaspdufghasdg
(10:28:36 PM) v1p3rleader: ESGIUDSRGHSDOIGRJSDG
(10:28:36 PM) Me: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
(10:28:39 PM) v1p3rleader: ASS
(10:28:43 PM) v1p3rleader: I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO.
(10:28:47 PM) Me: That one's going on Tumblr.
(10:28:48 PM) Me: XD
(10:28:56 PM) Me: And MCIA.
(10:28:59 PM) v1p3rleader: GOOD.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

VOOOOORE

(12:18:09 AM) crazo3077: So then what is on your evil agenda?
(12:19:48 AM) Me: Play through Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
(12:19:49 AM) Me: XD
(12:19:59 AM) crazo3077: Vore much? ;D
(12:20:03 AM) Me: No.
(12:20:04 AM) Me: XD
(12:20:15 AM) Me: Sicko.
(12:20:16 AM) Me: Lmfao.
(12:20:28 AM) Me: That's the LAST thing on my mind.
(12:21:07 AM) crazo3077: How is vore sick?
(12:21:17 AM) crazo3077: A fetish is a festish whether you're into it or not.
(12:21:25 AM) crazo3077: Plus, dude, that thing has vore written all over it.
(12:23:43 AM) Me: I don't even care if I'm being judgmental at this point, in my personal opinion it's...gross, quite honestly. I really, really can't comprehend how people get that kind of enjoyment out of such a think, it brings bile to the back of my throat just to think about it, quite literally.

...

(12:25:58 AM) crazo3077: But still, I can explain part of it using universal understanding, just to help you cope a bit better. xP
(12:26:44 AM) crazo3077: Think about sex for a moment.
(12:26:48 AM) crazo3077: Just that standard action.
(12:26:58 AM) crazo3077: In that standard action one is going inside the other, in a sense.
(12:27:16 AM) crazo3077: It relates to that, if you want to rationalize it.
(12:27:33 AM) crazo3077: The thought of being consumed by someone else...just more literal. xD
(12:27:53 AM) Me: Ehh... It's still a stretch, though... I mean, I kinda see your point, it's just... I don't even want to think about it, quite honestly.
(12:27:54 AM) Me: Lol.
(12:28:23 AM) crazo3077: Well do you understand any fantasy based fetish?
(12:28:39 AM) Me: ...
(12:28:46 AM) Me: *Does a Haruhi-esque thinking pose*
(12:29:08 AM) Me: Not really.
(12:29:08 AM) Me: No.
(12:29:30 AM) crazo3077: ...
(12:29:36 AM) crazo3077: 1. Grow a penis.
(12:29:48 AM) crazo3077: 2. That makes sense, then.
(12:30:26 AM) crazo3077: Fantasy fetishes aren't easy to understand if you've never had one.
(12:30:40 AM) crazo3077: I'm convinced fetishes are partially biological, to be honest.
(12:31:03 AM) crazo3077: I mean if you've seen some of the art I appreciate and the fact that Mikey chose the name Humaneater, you'd understand.
(12:32:23 AM) crazo3077: Hello?
(12:32:53 AM) Me: Oh.
(12:32:57 AM) Me: I thought you were still going on, lol.
(12:33:03 AM) Me: Well, I suppose I understand, ahahah.
(12:33:16 AM) Me: I'd just prefer not to have to compare my interests to such things.
(12:33:18 AM) Me: XD
(12:34:23 AM) crazo3077: How can you not connect Inside Story to vore? XD
(12:34:33 AM) crazo3077: That's like saying you can't compare Mother 3 to Starwars. xD
(12:34:41 AM) crazo3077: *Star Wars
(12:34:41 AM) Me: SIMPLE: DON'T THINK ABOUT IT IN SEXUAL TERMS.
(12:34:42 AM) Me: XD
(12:34:51 AM) crazo3077: What gender are you?
(12:34:54 AM) Me: Male.
(12:34:54 AM) crazo3077: How old are you?
(12:34:58 AM) Me: Seventeen.
(12:35:00 AM) crazo3077: What is your relationship status?
(12:35:03 AM) Me: Single.
(12:35:06 AM) Me: But.
(12:35:12 AM) crazo3077: EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ABOUT SEX!
(12:35:17 AM) crazo3077: EVERYTHING!
(12:35:18 AM) Me: NOT MARIO, DAMN IT.
(12:35:25 AM) Me: ESPECIALLY NOT MARIOxBOWSER.
(12:35:27 AM) Me: WHAT THE FUCK
(12:35:28 AM) Me: WHAT
(12:35:30 AM) Me: THE FUCK

SYNONYMS, BITCH

(1:13:02 AM) v1p3rleader: ...
(1:13:04 AM) v1p3rleader: so
(1:13:09 AM) Me: ...
(1:13:10 AM) Me: Sew.
(1:13:15 AM) v1p3rleader: knit
(1:13:19 AM) Me: crochet
(1:13:28 AM) v1p3rleader: ...
(1:13:31 AM) v1p3rleader: well, shit
(1:13:32 AM) Me: embroider
(1:13:35 AM) Me: I WIN
(1:13:42 AM) v1p3rleader: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(1:13:46 AM) Me: LMAO

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

MMMMMMMMMM

Mat: I'm hungry.

Tony: We had Steak-N-Shake.
Tony: It was lovely.

Mat: Fuck you, I had a sandwich.

Tony: God, I love milkshakes.

Mat: Fuck you twice. Everywhere. In and out. Al dente.

Tony: MMM CHOCOLATE AND BANANA MMMMMMM

Mat: I do have a license, Tony.
Mat: I can drive to your house and throw shit at you.
Mat: Literally and figurative shit.
Mat: Literal*