Angels curve shotgun blasts, big deal, who cares?

v1p3rleader (7:34:08 PM): If you weren't so depressed about relationships, I would tell you something about today, but I'm gonna be nice...
v1p3rleader (7:34:09 PM): >_<
VladimirsKatana (7:34:24 PM): Thank you. XD
v1p3rleader (7:34:50 PM): ...Damnit...I was hoping you would say "No, you can say it."... XD
v1p3rleader (7:35:13 PM): REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY PHAIL
VladimirsKatana (7:35:21 PM): Lmao
v1p3rleader (7:36:37 PM): *is very tempted to tell the story anyways*
v1p3rleader (7:36:39 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (7:36:54 PM): Angel and devil are on my shoulders...fuckers...
VladimirsKatana (7:37:05 PM): *Sigh*, alright fine, go ahead, lol. Also, punch them both for me, would ya?
v1p3rleader (7:37:20 PM): OHSHI-...THE ANGEL JUST SHOTGUNNED THE DEVIL
v1p3rleader (7:37:22 PM): GAH
VladimirsKatana (7:37:29 PM): O_o
VladimirsKatana (7:37:30 PM): Dayum
v1p3rleader (7:37:35 PM): Violent
VladimirsKatana (7:37:47 PM): Wait, they were on the same shoulder, right?
v1p3rleader (7:37:48 PM): Anyways, it's actually two separate things
v1p3rleader (7:37:56 PM): No, he curved the bullet
v1p3rleader (7:37:59 PM): :P
VladimirsKatana (7:38:24 PM): Ahhh, that-.....Wait, no, it doesn't make sense. Shotguns have spread, they shoot many pellets, not just a single bullet. Well, most shotguns, at least >_>
v1p3rleader (7:39:33 PM): he curved all the pellets
VladimirsKatana (7:39:42 PM): ....Uh-huh.