Pun Raider

This conversation took place via Facebook comment thread on my status which said: "Tomb Raider time? I THINK IT IS."


Mat: I prefer Miller Time.
Me: I prefer Hammer Time
Mat: I prefer Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Me: ...Touche
Mat: I win, Phoenix.
Ben: I hate Lara Croft. Nathan Drake, ftw.
Me: Never played Uncharted >_>. Also WTF I USED TO BE GOOD AT THIS, THAT DAMN WOLF PACK TOOK MY HEALTH DOWN TO HALF, WHAT HAPPENED?
Me: AND SUDDENLY, A F#@*ING BEAR OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE, GODDAMN I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. ...I'll stop yelling now. Sorry.
Mat: I couldn't bear it if you continued.
Me: instantrimshot.com
Mat: That bear must have wolfed your corpse right down.
Me: instantrimshot.com .....Again.

And, it WOULD have, but I managed to kill it. Not before it got my, previously 1/2 health down to 1/4, however. And just now, I came across some vampire bats. One of the bastards got me before I could shoot it and now I'm down to 1/8. I swear, these creatures are gonna drive me half-batty.
Mat: Thank you, thank you, I'm here all night.
Mat: damn, you took my pun, curses.
Me: XD
Mat: I imagine you must've been packing to kill a bear. ZING!
Me: *Rimshot*

This level always gives me the creeps. There's a room where the walls are entirely made of skulls.

Also, Lara can apparently "go ghost" at will. If you push a movable block so that its corner and the corner of a wall are touching, you can jump between the touching corners and come out the other side. >_>
Mat: Sounds like you're ghosting right through that level.
Mat: But I imagine the enemies are rather hard-headed.
Mat: I'm feeling quite punny tonight.
Me: I'm gonna be doing drum solos at this rate. XD
Mat: Well, that might make your arms feel drummy.
Me: UPDATE: Apparently, I was mistaken about Skull-Room. There is actually only a section of one of the walls that is skull-built. Nevertheless, still creepy.
Mat: Going through solo must be quite unnerving.
Me: *Rimshot*
Mat: But you've always struck me as quite level-headed.
Me: *Rimshot*
Mat: Man, I'm shooting rims here, give me some new material, Tony.
Me: Well, let's see...

I encountered a pack of more wolves, which contained two more than I was expecting, jumped on one of their corpses, navigated up large rooms with ledges overhanging large bodies of water, ran past three swinging blades but accidentally jumped back and got slashed on the last one, and am now overlooking a huge room with yet ANOTHER pool of water and ANOTHER bear. That should be good for a while.
Mat: You must have looked positively slashing doing those acrobatics.
Mat: That level must be packed with wolves.
Mat: Are you still walking the ragged ledge of disaster?
Mat: this is so fun.
Mat: This is the longest pun run I've ever had.
Me: #1: *Rimshot*

And actually, you'd be mistaken there. Believe it or not, backflipping into a giant swinging axe is less graceful than you'd imagine.

#2: *Rimshot*

If I remember right, the exact number is....10? I think?

#3: Meh...

Mat: come on, that's a pun and your ass knows it.
Me: Nah, but Lara's probably does, you know she's got DAT ASS
Mat: http://instantrimshot.com/

so it's a pun war, is it? Fine then.

I hope you pooled your ammo to take care of that bear.
Mat: And you know Lara enjoys swinging around.
Mat: I wonder how bladed her life is. (bladed instead of jaded)
Me: #1: *Rimshot*

Although, it's not really even possible to, as the Pistols have infinite ammo. Although I did kinda use the water to my advantage, because apparently this bear is as idiotic as the kobolds in that it can't swim.

#2: Resounding "meh"

#3: *Rimshot*

And very, actually. Her mansion is full of expensive and antique swords and knives.

Mat: I'm not sure how long I can keep this up.
Mat: I feel like this should be immortalized somehow.
Me: Done. http://mychatisaverage.blogspot.com/2009/12/pun-raider.html

I AM OWNING LEFT AND RIGHT TODAY

VladimirsKatana (6:17:49 PM): So I recorded a guitar cover of a Metallica song. I assume you're not interested though?
crazo3077 (6:18:50 PM): I am not.
VladimirsKatana (6:18:54 PM): Alrighty.
VladimirsKatana (6:20:57 PM): Any specific reason why not, if I may ask?
crazo3077 (6:21:27 PM): Because I'm not a Metallica fan. XD
VladimirsKatana (6:22:16 PM): You don't have to be a fan of it, though. If you were to say, record a cover of a Beatles song, I'd eheck it out all the same, even though I can't stand them. It's a matter of respect, really. =P
VladimirsKatana (6:22:28 PM): *check
crazo3077 (6:22:57 PM): Hush you before I lyric spam you! D=<
VladimirsKatana (6:23:04 PM): You know I'm right.
crazo3077 (6:23:36 PM): Don't make me do it.
VladimirsKatana (6:24:00 PM): DO YOUR WORST, VILE FIEND, I've faced adversaries of this type before
VladimirsKatana (6:24:07 PM): I have my methods of countering
VladimirsKatana (6:24:11 PM): XP
crazo3077 (6:24:52 PM): ~It's not the way you smile that touched my heart.
crazo3077 (6:25:03 PM): ~It's not the way you kiss that tears me apart.
crazo3077 (6:25:16 PM): Too lazy. xP
VladimirsKatana (6:25:18 PM): KILL YOUR ENEMIES
VladimirsKatana (6:25:24 PM): MY BROTHERS DEAD AROUND ME
VladimirsKatana (6:25:32 PM): WOUNDS ARE HURTIN', DEATH IS CREEPIN' FOR ME
VladimirsKatana (6:25:43 PM): LIMBS ARE FLYING, MEN ARE CRYING, WHAT A HURTFUL SIGHT
VladimirsKatana (6:25:47 PM): THE CARNAGE MADE IS ONE FOR ALLLL
crazo3077 (6:25:49 PM): *hovers over his block options*
VladimirsKatana (6:25:51 PM): WILL I MEET MY MAKER

...What does Touchè even translate to, anyway...?

VladimirsKatana (5:39:30 PM): So I just recorded a cover of Creeping Death by Metallica
v1p3rleader (5:39:47 PM): So I just beat your Tetris score
VladimirsKatana (5:39:55 PM): So I just DICKASS AAAAARGH
v1p3rleader (5:40:05 PM): :P
VladimirsKatana (5:40:16 PM): WHATEVER, AT LEAST I WAS DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
VladimirsKatana (5:40:18 PM): BITCH
v1p3rleader (5:40:48 PM): AT LEAST IT ONLY TOOKE ME 10 MINUTES TO TAKE THE LEAD, NOT TWO HOURS
v1p3rleader (5:41:36 PM): *took
VladimirsKatana (5:44:00 PM): ......Douchè
VladimirsKatana (5:44:10 PM): You see what I did there?
v1p3rleader (5:44:21 PM): I c wat u did thar


Later...


v1p3rleader (6:08:25 PM): ...I really don't understand why people love Metallica so much
VladimirsKatana (6:08:53 PM): I really don't understand why you love Stone Sour so much. You can't understand why I love Symphony X so much. Your point?
v1p3rleader (6:09:51 PM): ...Tou-fucking-ché

TWSS

v1p3rleader: (10:24:29 PM) WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
VladimirsKatana: (10:24:52 PM) TRYING TO BEAT YOUR SCORE, DICKASS
v1p3rleader: (10:25:39 PM) XD
v1p3rleader: (10:29:04 PM) I like how I was able to beat it on my third try. XD
VladimirsKatana: (10:29:21 PM) END YOUR LIFE I'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR LIKE A HALF HOUR
v1p3rleader: (10:29:31 PM) TWSS
VladimirsKatana: (10:29:40 PM) WAT
v1p3rleader: (10:29:42 PM) (That's What She Said)
VladimirsKatana: (10:29:47 PM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

FLIESFIRE

v1p3rleader: (11:36:57 PM) YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
v1p3rleader: (11:37:02 PM) IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:07 PM) NO
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:08 PM) NO
v1p3rleader: (11:37:08 PM) LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:08 PM) No
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:09 PM) NO
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:10 PM) NO
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:11 PM) NO
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:13 PM) NO
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:13 PM) NO
v1p3rleader: (11:37:13 PM) XD XD XD
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:14 PM) SHUT UP
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:16 PM) SHUT UP
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:17 PM) NO
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:18 PM) SHUT NO
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:19 PM) UP
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:24 PM) GRAAAAR
v1p3rleader: (11:37:40 PM) Lmao.
v1p3rleader: (11:37:45 PM) Just...Lmao
VladimirsKatana: (11:37:55 PM) ........MCIA time?
v1p3rleader: (11:38:02 PM) I'll do it
v1p3rleader: (11:38:09 PM) Your computer is slow as slow can be

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V1P3Rleader

CAPS LOCK IS NOT COOL ANYMORE

Stranger: hello stranger
Dylan: HELLO
Stranger: how may i help you
Stranger: why are you using cap locks it is very rude
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP
**disconnected**

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V1P3Rleader

Omegle Racism Fail

Stranger: aslrr?
Dylan: rr?
Stranger: race religion
Dylan: 18. m. usa. w. agnostic
Stranger: damn nothin to pick on here... all i can do is call you redneck and cracker, and say bye!

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V1P3Rleader

Semantics Issues

v1p3rleader (8:48:44 PM): So what's up? Haven't talked in awhile
v1p3rleader (8:48:45 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (8:49:13 PM): Not much, brah, not much
VladimirsKatana (8:49:37 PM): Figured out how to download Mega Man 2 Rap for my iPod. Super happy about that
v1p3rleader (8:49:58 PM): ...I've had that on my iPod for like, 3 months
v1p3rleader (8:49:59 PM): >_>
VladimirsKatana (8:50:07 PM): I mean the video
v1p3rleader (8:50:10 PM): Ohhhhh
v1p3rleader (8:50:11 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (8:50:14 PM): Lmao
v1p3rleader (8:50:26 PM): I was like "You fucking sent me the mp3, dipshit"
v1p3rleader (8:50:28 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (8:50:31 PM): XFD

Twilight

val is uber 1337 (9:25:17 PM): coloring in twilight characters suuuucks
VladimirsKatana (9:25:31 PM): XFD
VladimirsKatana (9:25:39 PM): May I ask why you're doing this?
val is uber 1337 (9:25:47 PM): i'm a cartoonist for the school newspaper
val is uber 1337 (9:25:53 PM): editor said 'make something twilighty'
val is uber 1337 (9:25:57 PM): i was like 'fuck no'
val is uber 1337 (9:26:01 PM): she said 'fuck yes'
val is uber 1337 (9:26:05 PM): i said 'fuck fine'
VladimirsKatana (9:26:29 PM): fuck fuck
val is uber 1337 (9:26:35 PM): so i'm drawing bella swan wearing slutty clothes gesturing to a bedroom and pointing to herself saying 'hey boys, who wants a turn next?'
val is uber 1337 (9:26:44 PM): with a wolf and a sparkly vampire in there
val is uber 1337 (9:26:50 PM): and then waiting in line there's a zombie
val is uber 1337 (9:26:55 PM): with his arm chopped off and blood everywhere
VladimirsKatana (9:26:57 PM): LMFAO
val is uber 1337 (9:26:58 PM): frankenstein
val is uber 1337 (9:27:00 PM): a centaur
val is uber 1337 (9:27:04 PM): one of the elves that makes cookies
val is uber 1337 (9:27:07 PM): and a dragon
val is uber 1337 (9:27:15 PM): (well, the dragon's head and neck, the rest won't fit)
val is uber 1337 (9:27:24 PM): and it just says 'twilight tryouts'

Trapped

VladimirsKatana: (8:15:50 PM) I made two new MIDIs for that game, one for the world map and one for the village, want to check 'em out?
v1p3rleader: (8:16:02 PM) No thank you.....
v1p3rleader: (8:16:26 PM) Busy watching the R Kelly "Trapped In The Closet" series
VladimirsKatana: (8:16:32 PM) XD
VladimirsKatana: (8:16:42 PM) It'll take like, one minute
v1p3rleader: (8:19:11 PM) This is more important, at least right this second
VladimirsKatana: (8:21:29 PM) OH MAH GOD IT'S A MIDGET
v1p3rleader: (8:21:40 PM) I'M JUST AT THAT VIDEO
v1p3rleader: (8:21:45 PM) HOW THE FUCK
v1p3rleader: (8:21:48 PM) DID YOU DO THAT
VladimirsKatana: (8:21:50 PM) LMFAO
VladimirsKatana: (8:22:07 PM) Ironically enough, I was half expecting just that to happen, XFD
v1p3rleader: (8:22:23 PM) WE WIN SO MUCH
v1p3rleader: (8:22:29 PM) AT EVERY
v1p3rleader: (8:22:30 PM) FUCKING
v1p3rleader: (8:22:31 PM) THING

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V1P3Rleader

New Author! Introducing Val!

As some of you may have noticed by the previous post, we have a new contributor! I've known her for years, and even despite the fact that we've never met in person, I trust her more than enough to have her Co-Admin the site along with Connor (who I have, ironically enough, ALSO never truely met) and I. =D

Unicorns

val is uber 1337 (9:56:30 PM): i can give you metal to fit any occasion
v1p3rleader (9:56:35 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (9:56:36 PM): it's been proven
val is uber 1337 (9:56:40 PM): i have shakespeare metal
val is uber 1337 (9:56:43 PM): american revolution metal
val is uber 1337 (9:56:44 PM): space metal
val is uber 1337 (9:56:50 PM): metal about unicorns
v1p3rleader (9:57:04 PM): unicorns, go
val is uber 1337 (9:58:34 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO7PDWtmXfg
v1p3rleader (10:01:28 PM): I think this just wins because it's about unicorns
v1p3rleader (10:01:29 PM): >_>

I HAVE A DREAM

InfiniteGXT (9:33:09 PM): I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU
val is uber 1337 (9:33:29 PM): ORLY
InfiniteGXT (9:33:37 PM): you came to me
InfiniteGXT (9:33:40 PM): with a torch
InfiniteGXT (9:33:47 PM): and men were chasing us
InfiniteGXT (9:33:57 PM): and you said
InfiniteGXT (9:34:03 PM): "follow me"
InfiniteGXT (9:34:09 PM): so we ran through the dungeon
val is uber 1337 (9:34:12 PM): XDF
InfiniteGXT (9:34:22 PM): and a sword appeared in your hand
InfiniteGXT (9:34:34 PM): and you stabbed a giant spider
InfiniteGXT (9:34:38 PM): and grabbed my hand
InfiniteGXT (9:34:51 PM): and we made it out right before it collapsed and blew up
InfiniteGXT (9:34:57 PM): like indiana jones or some shit
InfiniteGXT (9:35:11 PM): and your sword turned into an Axe
InfiniteGXT (9:35:17 PM): and you flew off on a dragon
InfiniteGXT (9:35:21 PM): yelling at me
InfiniteGXT (9:35:27 PM): "Away with you!"
InfiniteGXT (9:35:31 PM): then I woke up

DAMMIT SHAKESPEARE

VladimirsKatana (7:40:25 PM): To me, Romeo and Juliet just screams "Pedophilia ftw?" ....Oh wait
val is uber 1337 (7:40:26 PM): not a fan of his histories
VladimirsKatana (7:40:27 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (7:40:31 PM): lol well
val is uber 1337 (7:40:32 PM): i can't
val is uber 1337 (7:40:33 PM): um
val is uber 1337 (7:40:33 PM): judge
val is uber 1337 (7:40:34 PM): that
val is uber 1337 (7:40:35 PM): well
val is uber 1337 (7:40:36 PM): >_>
VladimirsKatana (7:40:37 PM): Lmfao
val is uber 1337 (7:40:42 PM): to me i'm just like
val is uber 1337 (7:40:44 PM): 'hey'
val is uber 1337 (7:40:47 PM): 'tsall good'
val is uber 1337 (7:40:58 PM): 'besides for the fact that you faggots met once at a party and fell in looooooooooove'
val is uber 1337 (7:41:01 PM): 'thats bullshit'
VladimirsKatana (7:41:18 PM): Really the main problem is "OH GOD WHERE IS HE/SHE. OH WELL. /killself"
val is uber 1337 (7:41:25 PM): so retarded

So how 'bout dat....Brad Pitt...?

val is uber 1337 (7:00:29 PM): i love troy
val is uber 1337 (7:00:30 PM): <3
val is uber 1337 (7:00:33 PM): brad pitt is dreamy
VladimirsKatana (7:00:43 PM): Derp
val is uber 1337 (7:00:51 PM): you need to agree
val is uber 1337 (7:00:55 PM): any straight man will tell you
val is uber 1337 (7:00:59 PM): brad pitt is the exception
VladimirsKatana (7:01:14 PM): I've never been a good judge of male appearance, myself.
val is uber 1337 (7:02:39 PM): http://www.livingtv.co.uk/images/brad-pitt-troy-chest.jpg
val is uber 1337 (7:02:55 PM): http://5taherdeildin.hlunkur.com/archives/brad%20pitt.jpg
val is uber 1337 (7:03:39 PM): http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/brad_pitt_as_achilles.jpg
val is uber 1337 (7:03:41 PM): <3
VladimirsKatana (7:03:56 PM): No comment. XD
val is uber 1337 (7:04:46 PM): ryan says he'd go gay for brad
val is uber 1337 (7:04:54 PM): i said that's perfectly fine as long as i was invited
val is uber 1337 (7:04:57 PM): that way it wouldn't be cheating
VladimirsKatana (7:05:07 PM): .........XFD
val is uber 1337 (7:05:14 PM): and we agreed to do that for megan fox too
VladimirsKatana (7:05:52 PM): Can't argue that one, lmao.
val is uber 1337 (7:07:32 PM): http://artbikerworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/megan-fox-juno-premiere-01-preview.jpg
val is uber 1337 (7:07:35 PM): megan fox and brad pitt
val is uber 1337 (7:07:40 PM): we need to round them up
val is uber 1337 (7:07:47 PM): we can also get some of that viking mead ryan found
VladimirsKatana (7:07:54 PM): XDXD
val is uber 1337 (7:07:57 PM): you can come too if you'd like
val is uber 1337 (7:08:04 PM): it'd be a 3:2 sausagefest
val is uber 1337 (7:08:11 PM): but it'd be me and megan fox so i'm sure it'd be fine
VladimirsKatana (7:08:41 PM): Sounds like a great time. I think...? XFD
val is uber 1337 (7:08:53 PM): you'd be the oddball though
val is uber 1337 (7:09:09 PM): two brunette chicks and two guys with flowing golden locks (we're assuming this is brad as he was in troy)
VladimirsKatana (7:09:38 PM): Bah! Normality is overrated
val is uber 1337 (7:09:43 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (7:09:46 PM): normality
val is uber 1337 (7:09:47 PM): normalcy?
VladimirsKatana (7:09:58 PM): Pretty sure it's normality
VladimirsKatana (7:10:01 PM): I'll dictionary.com it
VladimirsKatana (7:10:02 PM): lol
val is uber 1337 (7:10:23 PM): both are right
val is uber 1337 (7:10:23 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (7:10:27 PM): Huh
VladimirsKatana (7:10:33 PM): Never heard of normalcy, lmao
val is uber 1337 (7:12:15 PM): it was president warren g. harding's campaign slogan
val is uber 1337 (7:12:18 PM): ... why the fuck do i know that
VladimirsKatana (7:12:23 PM): XFD
val is uber 1337 (7:12:32 PM): v_v i think i'll just go over, um, there now
val is uber 1337 (7:12:35 PM): *shifts away*
VladimirsKatana (7:12:48 PM): *Pulls you back over with vaudeville hook/cane*
val is uber 1337 (7:12:53 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (7:12:56 PM): awesome
VladimirsKatana (7:13:00 PM): Lmao

*Later*

val is uber 1337 (7:20:44 PM): my history teacher said that brad pitt is dreamy
val is uber 1337 (7:20:49 PM): in seventh grade
VladimirsKatana (7:20:53 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (7:20:58 PM): we watched troy just because there's a scene where you can see his ass
VladimirsKatana (7:21:05 PM): O___o
val is uber 1337 (7:21:05 PM): mr. cermak liked DAT ASS
VladimirsKatana (7:21:08 PM): LMFAO
val is uber 1337 (7:21:20 PM): so did pretty much the whole class
VladimirsKatana (7:21:38 PM): That's....frankly disturbing. XD
val is uber 1337 (7:40:41 PM): look at them muscles
val is uber 1337 (7:40:44 PM): and the golden hair
val is uber 1337 (7:40:47 PM): *flutter flutter*
val is uber 1337 (7:40:55 PM): where's ryan, i need him to roleplay as brad pitt
VladimirsKatana (7:41:01 PM): LMAO

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Gex the Popcorn-Eater

val is uber 1337 (1:25:50 PM): eating popcorn makes me feel like a lizard
VladimirsKatana (1:25:56 PM): XFD what
val is uber 1337 (1:26:00 PM): yeah like
val is uber 1337 (1:26:05 PM): you know how popcorn sticks to your tongue
VladimirsKatana (1:26:20 PM): I can't say I usually experience that, but go on. Lmao
val is uber 1337 (1:26:30 PM): yeah like popcorn
val is uber 1337 (1:26:33 PM): if you stick your tongue out
val is uber 1337 (1:26:38 PM): and put a piece at the end
val is uber 1337 (1:26:45 PM): your saliva kind of sticks to the fluffy popcorn exterior
val is uber 1337 (1:26:50 PM): and it stays there
val is uber 1337 (1:27:04 PM): so instead of shoveling popcorn into my mouth i kind of just stick my tongue out
val is uber 1337 (1:27:11 PM): and touch a piece of popcorn in my hand
val is uber 1337 (1:27:19 PM): so it sticks
val is uber 1337 (1:27:22 PM): and then bring it back into my mouth
val is uber 1337 (1:27:29 PM): like a lizard catching a cricket or fly or something
VladimirsKatana (1:28:05 PM): XDXD
val is uber 1337 (1:28:17 PM): it makes popcorn so much more enjoyable

MAC FTL

The "game" I refer to here is a game that I've been working on in RPG Maker VX."

VladimirsKatana (9:25:38 PM): OH
VladimirsKatana (9:25:39 PM): Hey
VladimirsKatana (9:25:50 PM): so
VladimirsKatana (9:25:50 PM): The game is essentially near complete. I've got all the core components finished. All I'm really missing is an endgame cutscene and all that, at least as far as I know.
VladimirsKatana (9:26:01 PM): Wanna be a playtester? =D
v1p3rleader (9:26:07 PM): Um...Sure?
v1p3rleader (9:26:10 PM): Not right this second
v1p3rleader (9:26:11 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (9:26:19 PM): Lmao.
v1p3rleader (9:26:29 PM): I'm logging off in like 5 minutes
v1p3rleader (9:26:30 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (9:26:36 PM): Dammit.
v1p3rleader (9:26:42 PM): How long would it take to download?
v1p3rleader (9:26:55 PM): Oh, better question...Can I even run it on Mac? XD
VladimirsKatana (9:27:14 PM): ......That's a good question. Lmao. Well, won't know 'till we try.
v1p3rleader (9:27:27 PM): Is it a .ex-...Or just send it
v1p3rleader (9:27:27 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (9:27:34 PM): fuck
VladimirsKatana (9:27:35 PM): Fuckniggets
VladimirsKatana (9:27:41 PM): Lmao
v1p3rleader (9:27:42 PM): EXE'S DON'T WORK
VladimirsKatana (9:27:48 PM): ...WAT
v1p3rleader (9:27:58 PM): Exe is only for Windows
v1p3rleader (9:28:00 PM): >_>
VladimirsKatana (9:28:05 PM): ......
VladimirsKatana (9:28:09 PM): THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES MACS
VladimirsKatana (9:28:11 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (9:28:31 PM): THIS IS WHY THERE SHOULD BE ONE UNIVERSAL FILE TYPE
v1p3rleader (9:28:34 PM): NOT LIKE 20 BILLION
v1p3rleader (9:28:37 PM): GOD DAMN
VladimirsKatana (9:28:37 PM): Shit, mang
v1p3rleader (9:28:45 PM): Let it download anyway
v1p3rleader (9:28:47 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (9:28:49 PM): Lmao
v1p3rleader (9:28:59 PM): I wanna see it yell at me for trying to run .exe
VladimirsKatana (9:29:04 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (9:29:12 PM): It'll be like "WHAT THE FUCKSHITS IS THIS?"
VladimirsKatana (9:29:17 PM): LOL.
v1p3rleader (9:29:36 PM): "ARE YOU TRYING TO SOIL ME WITH WINDOWS? YOU BITCH"

*Later, when the file finished transferring*

v1p3rleader (9:34:14 PM): ALRIGHT THIS COMPUTER HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IT'S DOING
v1p3rleader (9:34:29 PM): IT'S TRYING TO OPEN AN EXE IN A SWF PLAYER
v1p3rleader (9:34:32 PM): WHAT THE HELL

I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH YOUR BIKING TERMS

Before you ask, "carecup" refers to a phrase I use every now and then:

c|_|
^See that? That's my care cup. It's currently empty.

v1p3rleader (8:39:56 PM): I carecup'd a couple people in real life today... XD
VladimirsKatana (8:40:04 PM): Awesome, XFD
v1p3rleader (8:40:16 PM): The death stares I got were hilarious
VladimirsKatana (8:40:21 PM): LOL.
v1p3rleader (8:41:15 PM): Especially when one of them started telling a joke to our whole table at Culver's, and he was bad at telling the joke so it was taking forever to get to the punch line, so I interupted him by carecup'ing him
v1p3rleader (8:41:17 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (8:41:27 PM): XDXD
VladimirsKatana (8:41:41 PM): That's just amazing. Glad to see my line is starting to catch on.
VladimirsKatana (8:41:53 PM): Ironically enough, I myself stole that line from CE.
v1p3rleader (8:42:04 PM): ...
v1p3rleader (8:42:10 PM): I guess I can't use it anymore then
v1p3rleader (8:42:19 PM): Lameness went up by >9000
v1p3rleader (8:42:26 PM): >_<
VladimirsKatana (8:42:31 PM): No wait, did I say CE? I can't recall specifically the board it was from. I know it was GameFAQs though.
v1p3rleader (8:42:43 PM): LOL NICE BACKPEDAL

Disbelief...

v1p3rleader: (5:51:02 PM) YOU KNOW THAT SHITTY SITE, MCIA? THE ONE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO RUN IT NEVER UPDATE?
VladimirsKatana: (5:51:14 PM) OH YEAH, I HATE THOSE GUYS, WHAT ABOUT IT?
v1p3rleader: (5:51:27 PM) THEY REALLY SHOULD START TO UPDATE IT MORE
v1p3rleader: (5:51:39 PM) I KNOW OF SOME PEOPLE THAT CHECK THAT SITE EVERY DAY, THEIR ATTEMPTS IN VAIN
VladimirsKatana: (5:52:00 PM) I KNOW, SHIT, THEY NEED TO GET TO WO-wait, seriously? XD

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V1P3Rleader

|34|\|4|\|45

Connor: THIS CD IS SO ROCKIN
Connor: YEAAAHHHHHH
Laura: O.o
Connor: *headbanging*
Laura: HEY. NO BANGING ALLOWED.
Connor: I MAKE THE ROOLZ
Connor: BECAUSE
Laura: ...>_>
Connor: I AM THE TROOF MAKER
Connor: AND I DECIDE EVERYTHING
Laura: >_<
Laura: NO
Laura: XD
Connor: THE NATIONAL CURRENCY OF THE US IS NOW BANANAS
Connor: BECAUSE THEY ARE OF NO USE TO EAT
Laura: HEY BANANAS ARE AWESOME
Connor: NO
Laura: YES
Connor: UNLESS IT IS BANANA BREAD, IN WHICH CASE I WILL ALLOW EATING OF BANANAS
Connor: BANANA BREAD WINS EVERYTHING
Laura: ...BANANA BREAD IS NOM
Laura: BUT REGULAR BANANAS ARE NOM TOO
Laura: Lol, this is actually a case where the advice comes into play. XD
Laura: *strangles you*
Laura: :P
Connor: *throws banana at Laura*
Connor: HAHA
Laura: *strangles you with banana*
Connor: YOUR CHOKING POWERS ARE USELESS
Connor: NO
Connor: NEVER
Laura: :D Glad I listened to my Uncle Matt, not Uncle Paul. :D
Connor: *pokes eye out with a Frosted Flake*
Connor: THANK YOU TONY
Connor: :D
Laura: *is wearing glasses*
Laura: SUCKAH
Connor: ...I see we have reached a stalemate, because I too am wearing glasses
Laura: ... no, because I'm not strangling you around your eyes, dumbass.
Laura: :P
Connor: I told you that your strangling powers are useless
Connor: I don't need to breathe
Connor: I'm not breathing right now
Connor: :D

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V1P3Rleader

T-T-T-T-T-TONY, I LIKE THE THINGS YOU DO

v1p3rleader: (7:57:26 PM) So you actually gonna kiss this girlfriend
v1p3rleader: (7:57:27 PM) ?
VladimirsKatana: (7:57:44 PM) Well, I'll be damned if I don't at least make an attempt. XD
v1p3rleader: (7:58:10 PM) Just run at her and kiss her...Even if she breaks up with you for attempted rape, at least you got your first kiss
VladimirsKatana: (7:58:17 PM) LOL.
v1p3rleader: (7:58:29 PM) Slap her if you have to
v1p3rleader: (7:59:11 PM) Just remember duct tape
VladimirsKatana: (7:59:27 PM) Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you...?
v1p3rleader: (7:59:50 PM) E-fucking-xactly
VladimirsKatana: (8:00:00 PM) XFD. I'm not that much of a dick, =P
v1p3rleader: (8:00:52 PM) Um...use your Nick Jonas hair to distract her, then
VladimirsKatana: (8:01:15 PM) Lmao
v1p3rleader: (8:01:45 PM) Or just pay her in Frosted Flakes
VladimirsKatana: (8:01:57 PM) ....Alright, I'll admit, I lol'd
v1p3rleader: (8:02:26 PM) FUCK YES
v1p3rleader: (8:02:34 PM) YOU LAUGHED AT A TONY = TONY THE TIGER JOKE
v1p3rleader: (8:02:38 PM) I FUCKING WIN AT EVERYTHING
VladimirsKatana: (8:02:42 PM) XD

Screen Name Fail.

val is uber 1337 (6:56:17 PM): so about them penises
val is uber 1337 (6:56:21 PM): .. oh wait, wrong person
val is uber 1337 (6:56:23 PM): <_______<
val is uber 1337 (6:56:28 PM): well then
val is uber 1337 (6:56:30 PM): that's embarassing
VladimirsKatana (6:58:11 PM): LMFAO

DEATH ST4R

v1p3rleader: (9:56:43 PM) SON
VladimirsKatana: (9:57:21 PM) FATHER?
v1p3rleader: (9:57:35 PM) TONY
v1p3rleader: (9:57:38 PM) I AM
v1p3rleader: (9:57:40 PM) YOUR FATHER
VladimirsKatana: (9:57:57 PM) No...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
v1p3rleader: (9:58:08 PM) I KNOW
v1p3rleader: (9:58:10 PM) BUT IT'S TRUE
v1p3rleader: (9:58:14 PM) SO DEAL WITH IT
v1p3rleader: (9:58:17 PM) PUSSY
VladimirsKatana: (9:58:17 PM) YOU FUCKED IT UP SIR
v1p3rleader: (9:58:31 PM) YOU FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE SIR
VladimirsKatana: (9:58:32 PM) YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CUT OFF MY HAND
v1p3rleader: (9:58:43 PM) *cuts off your dick*
v1p3rleader: (9:58:49 PM) SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMPLAIN?
VladimirsKatana: (9:59:14 PM) ......
VladimirsKatana: (9:59:18 PM) DAMNATION AND HELLFIRE
VladimirsKatana: (9:59:26 PM) THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT COULD DOUBLE FOR A HAND
v1p3rleader: (10:00:45 PM) YOURS IS DEFINITELY NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR THAT
v1p3rleader: (10:00:54 PM) I SEE WHY VAL WASN'T INTERESTED
VladimirsKatana: (10:01:17 PM) *E-SMACK*
v1p3rleader: (10:01:51 PM) *E-PUT DICK BACK ON, THEN CUT IT OFF AGAIN*
v1p3rleader: (10:03:09 PM) NOW WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT, NIGGAH?
VladimirsKatana: (10:03:51 PM) DIE
VladimirsKatana: (10:03:53 PM) BY MY HAND
VladimirsKatana: (10:03:56 PM) I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND
VladimirsKatana: (10:04:01 PM) KILLING FIRSTBORN MAAAAAAN

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V1P3Rleader

Tony = SMS

This was when Tony decided to try and explain this Facebook status to me: "Mom: "Who're you talking to, your wife and your girlfriend? SLUT!" I love my parents...XD"

VladimirsKatana: (10:34:37 PM) Okay
VladimirsKatana: (10:34:39 PM) So basically
VladimirsKatana: (10:35:20 PM) I need to explain one thing, there's this Canadian girl who randomly added me on Facebook a while back and we talk online a lot. Long story short, I guess we're married
VladimirsKatana: (10:35:35 PM) And my mom noticed I had chats up with both her and Val, and that's when she said that, XD
v1p3rleader: (10:35:53 PM) I agree with her
v1p3rleader: (10:36:03 PM) I'm gonna call you Slutty McSlutface from now on
VladimirsKatana: (10:36:08 PM) LMFAO

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V1P3Rleader

THE FLOOR IS-....Wait, what?

VladimirsKatana (10:24:50 PM): YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF YOUR TONGUE
v1p3rleader (10:24:58 PM): I WAS ALREADY AWARE
VladimirsKatana (10:25:05 PM): DAMN.
VladimirsKatana (10:25:09 PM): FOILED AGAIN.
v1p3rleader (10:25:18 PM): ANYTHING ELSE I NEED TO BE AWARE OF?
VladimirsKatana (10:25:27 PM): THE FLOOR IS ICE
VladimirsKatana (10:25:29 PM): NOT LAVA
VladimirsKatana (10:25:31 PM): ICE
v1p3rleader (10:25:37 PM): HOLY SHIT
v1p3rleader (10:25:42 PM): WHEN DID THAT GET THERE
v1p3rleader (10:25:54 PM): I CAN STAND ON LAVA, BUT NOT ICE
VladimirsKatana (10:26:29 PM): OH, ALSO THE CEILING IS LAVA
VladimirsKatana (10:26:36 PM): LOOK OUT FOR THAT DROP
v1p3rleader (10:26:50 PM): I SEE NO DROP
VladimirsKatana (10:26:54 PM): LOOK UP.
v1p3rleader (10:27:15 PM): ALL I SEE IS A CEILING
VladimirsKatana (10:27:23 PM): .....
VladimirsKatana (10:27:28 PM): THE LAVA IS SLOWLY EATING THROUGH IT
v1p3rleader (10:27:34 PM): LIES
VladimirsKatana (10:27:42 PM): CLIMB UP ONTO YOUR ROOF
v1p3rleader (10:27:46 PM): DONE
v1p3rleader (10:27:52 PM): STILL NO LAVA
v1p3rleader (10:28:11 PM): SOUNDS LIKE YOU MAY HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM YOU NEED TO IRON OUT
VladimirsKatana (10:28:12 PM): ......This whole time, I still can't stop picturing Hades saying "YOU'RE CORRECT, SIR!". XD
v1p3rleader (10:28:28 PM): YOU'RE CORRECT, dick
VladimirsKatana (10:28:32 PM): XFD
v1p3rleader (10:28:49 PM): I THINK YOU'RE IMAGINING THE LAVA
v1p3rleader (10:29:23 PM): IT SYMBOLIZES YOUR...FEAR TO...GO MAKE VAL LOVE YOU
v1p3rleader (10:29:24 PM): DONE
VladimirsKatana (10:29:48 PM): BAH.
v1p3rleader (10:29:48 PM): AND YOUR FEAR IS SLOWLY SEEPING THROUGH THE CEILING, WHICH SYMBOLIZES YOUR...SANITY
v1p3rleader (10:30:01 PM): YOU WILL GO INSANE IF YOU DON'T WORK QUICKLY

Brick

v1p3rleader: (10:40:19 PM) HURRY UP I HAVE TO LEAVE SOON
v1p3rleader: (10:40:21 PM) LIKE NOW
v1p3rleader: (10:40:22 PM) NAOW
v1p3rleader: (10:40:24 PM) NOAW
v1p3rleader: (10:40:31 PM) NNNNNAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAA
VladimirsKatana: (10:40:44 PM) COMPUTER'S A BRICK, JUST WAIT A SEC.
v1p3rleader: (10:40:55 PM) YOUR FACE IS A BRICK, JUST WAIT A DICK
VladimirsKatana: (10:41:00 PM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Apparently I'm very epic.

spongebob_rox_1112@rogers.com Bugarsky says (8:07 PM):
I've decided teleportation should be real. I need to see this movie. right now. lol
vladamirthedestroyer@gmail.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) said (8:08 PM):
LOL. I'd love to be able to teleport, that'd just be so badass.
spongebob_rox_1112@rogers.com Bugarsky says (8:08 PM):
lmao, YES!! And it'd be so convenient lol
vladamirthedestroyer@gmail.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) said (8:08 PM):
....Now I just keep picturing myself beating the Hell out of someone while teleporting all around them in midair, Dragonball Z style, XD
spongebob_rox_1112@rogers.com Bugarsky says (8:09 PM):
lmfao, Stop. Being. So. Goddamn. Epic. Seriously!!

PAY ATTENTION TO VIDEO TITLES DAMMIT

VladimirsKatana (4:13:33 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPGENO9qDxA&fmt=18 NOTE: That link is my guitar cover of Symphony X's Inferno (Unleash the Fire). Wink wink.
v1p3rleader (4:14:04 PM): Every time I listen to SX, I hate them
v1p3rleader (4:14:07 PM): So no thank you
VladimirsKatana (4:14:11 PM): Douche
v1p3rleader (4:14:18 PM): Right now I'm listening to BFMV
v1p3rleader (4:14:26 PM): The Poison deluxe edition
VladimirsKatana (4:14:29 PM): ....Douche Points -2
v1p3rleader (4:14:29 PM): Got it today
v1p3rleader (4:14:30 PM): :P
VladimirsKatana (4:14:32 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (4:15:48 PM): So what's up?
VladimirsKatana (4:16:13 PM): Not much. Just uploaded that video THAT I WORKED FUCKING HARD TO FINALLY GET RIGHT, MIND YOU, and reading the new blog entry
v1p3rleader (4:16:50 PM): OH THAT'S YOUR OWN VIDEO?
VladimirsKatana (4:16:54 PM): YES
v1p3rleader (4:16:58 PM): I thought you were just sending me a song of theirs
VladimirsKatana (4:16:59 PM): FUCKNUGGETS
v1p3rleader (4:16:59 PM): >_<
VladimirsKatana (4:17:00 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (4:17:06 PM): *clicks link again*
VladimirsKatana (4:17:13 PM): Lmfao

Alien Invasion

-----TL;DR WARNING-----

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: ALIENS ARE ATTACKING ME
You: I NEED EVASION TECHNIQUES
Stranger: joly shit!
Stranger: salt throw salt at them
You: I DON'T HAVE SALT
You: IT'S UNHEALTHY
You: DAMN ME AND MY HEALTHY EATING HABITS
Stranger: make sure they don't get to your sinthrian crystals
Stranger: see what happens when you become a vegan
You: I'm not a vegan
Stranger: kick them in the balls or viginas
You: I just don't like salt much
Stranger: too salty?
You: I CANNOT LOCATE THEIR VARIOUS GENITALIA
Stranger: umm umm ummm
Stranger: what do you have thats near you?
You: A severed leg
You: MY OWN severed leg
You: Damn them aliens
Stranger: good use it as a club
Stranger: stay with me
Stranger: i'll get you through this okay
You: *picks up leg*
You: I don't know if this'll work very well, but okay
Stranger: ok find the soft spot on there heads
You: *starts hitting one of the aliens on the head*
Stranger: you there
You: Yeah
Stranger: did it work
You: I'm not sure
You: The other two are shooting me at the moment
You: I can't feel my other leg
You: O.o
Stranger: use your severed leg as a boomerang
Stranger: stay with me. Thats a sign they hit your other leg with a tranqulizer
You: *throws severed leg*
You: *leg catches one of their guns*
You: *leg boomerangs back*
You: YES
Stranger: hopefully you have a hot babe near you to make your leg go better]
Stranger: it works in the movies
Stranger: o thank jesus
You: *picks up gun*
Stranger: take one of there guns if its possiable
You: Now where is that trigger...
You: *pulls trigger on accident*
Stranger: just keep hitting it
You: DAMNIT THERE GOES MY HAND
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: stay with me stay with me
You: I'm here
Stranger: do you trust me?
You: Just slower typing with one hand
You: *picks up gun*
You: Now that I know where the trigger is...
Stranger: if you can find anything sharp jam in into your stump on a hand
You: *shoots one of the aliens in the head*
Stranger: it can used to stab the aliens
You: *alien head splodes*
Stranger: nice, for a guy who can type
You: *shoots all other aliens*
You: YEEEAAAAHHHHH
Stranger: YEAHHH!
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE EARTH, BITCH
Stranger: DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL NOT TO MESS WITH EARTHLINGS
You: So I'm bleeding...a lot...
You: *gets in alien spaceship*
Stranger: ok you might want to find something to close the wound
You: I'm gonna fly this to the hospital
You: Just gotta figure out how it works...
Stranger: becarful
Stranger: i think you hit the candy red button
You: *pushes candy red button*
You: ...Nothing happened...
You: WAIT
You: It traveled so fast, I didn't even feel it move...
You: O_O
Stranger: whew
Stranger: do they have wifi in that thing
You: Apparently, because I haven't lost my internet connection
Stranger: ok good, before you leave. I want you to upload MeatSpin on the mothership computer you got that?
You: AMAZING IDEA SIR
You: YOU ARE A GENIUS
Stranger: so when the aliens get the shio back it would be very awwkward and gay for the aliens
You: *spams meatspin link to all alien ships possible*
Stranger: and aliens are weak against laughter
Stranger: good good, reagy to activate?
You: Ready
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: MEAT SPIN!
You: *activate*
Stranger: looks like planet Earth owes you big time for this stranger
Stranger: you saved mankind
You: I owe you bigtime for saving my life, stranger. XD
Stranger: no, I'm just some guy
Stranger: I don't need any your thanks
You: This conversation will be immortalized on http://mychatisaverage.blogspot.com/
You: I need to go into the hospital now so they can fix up my leg and hand...
Stranger: ok i'll let you go
Stranger: oh and kid
Stranger: ...thanks
You: No problem.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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V1P3Rleader

Val likes Dinos.

val is uber 1337 (4:29:52 PM): OH HEY WHAT'S UP
VladimirsKatana (4:30:07 PM): YOU CAN STOP THAT, I WATCHED THE MOVIE LAST NIGHT
val is uber 1337 (4:30:15 PM): yay!
VladimirsKatana (4:30:19 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (4:30:25 PM): any thoughts?
VladimirsKatana (4:30:58 PM): I love Ian's voice for some reason. XD. I think it's mainly because I played Jurassic Park: Chaos Island a lot back in the day
val is uber 1337 (4:31:09 PM): hahaha
val is uber 1337 (4:31:13 PM): yeah he does have a great voice
val is uber 1337 (4:32:46 PM): i liek jurassic park
val is uber 1337 (4:32:52 PM): it aws my favorite movie ever when i was smaller
val is uber 1337 (4:33:01 PM): it basically made my childhood
VladimirsKatana (4:33:41 PM): XD, yeah, I remember something about you telling me that you had a huge dinosaur obsession when you were young
val is uber 1337 (4:33:58 PM): oh god yes
val is uber 1337 (4:34:21 PM): i scared away some preschool girls when i was a young lass
val is uber 1337 (4:34:27 PM): because they were playing dollies
val is uber 1337 (4:34:32 PM): and i was playing with my t-rex
VladimirsKatana (4:34:36 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (4:34:36 PM): who happened to be eating barbie's head at the time
VladimirsKatana (4:34:40 PM): LOL

Omegle FTW/L...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey!
You: Are you a drooling, horny, fucktard, like the rest of this site?
Stranger: no!
You: Win. :D
You: Now I need some advice...How do I get rid of these bears attacking my house?
Stranger: shoot them.
You: I have no gun
Stranger: then i don't know lol
You: You are not a very creative person... >_<
You: I wonder what would happen if I threw rocks at them...
Stranger: well i actually am creative. and i don't know...you should go see.
You: *throws a rock out window at bear*
You: Oh shit...That was a bad idea...
You: The bear is currently attacking the rock
Stranger: throw another one
You: *throws more rocks*
You: I think it's mad at me now
You: >_<
Stranger: lol what country are you from
You: US
Stranger: me too
You: *throws rock at you*
Stranger: thanks. you're cool.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bad Images

v1p3rleader: (3:46:56 PM) Dylan is demanding blog updates
v1p3rleader: (3:47:00 PM) What the fuck have we created?
VladimirsKatana: (3:47:15 PM) A sexy monster
v1p3rleader: (3:47:51 PM) I just envisioned a T-Rex in a bikini...What the fuck...
v1p3rleader: (3:47:59 PM) Tony, I hate you for scarring my mind
VladimirsKatana: (3:48:02 PM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Not again...

Connor: Alright, I gotta go
Dylan: peace
Dylan: you leave to damn early :|
Connor: Not my fault
Dylan: it was 8:30 yesturday when you left
Dylan: LAME
Dylan: :P
Connor: UR LAYME
Dylan: GO TO BED
Dylan: JERK
Dylan: :P
Connor: YOU GOT THAT DAMN SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN
Connor: YOU FUCKER
Connor: I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOU
Connor: IN YOUR SLEEP
Dylan: I SORRY
Connor: NO
Dylan: YES
Connor: THAT DOES NOT NEARLY MAKE UP FOR IT
Connor: YOUR INJUSTICES
Connor: RRRRGGGGGHHH
Dylan: PA-PA-PA POKER FACE
Connor: BYE

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V1P3Rleader

PROtection...

Dylan: sooooo......
Connor: ...
Dylan: DO NOT ... ME
Dylan: >:(
Connor: I WILL ... YOU
Connor: I WILL ... WHOEVER I WANT TO
Dylan: YOU DIRTY HOE
Connor: ... YOU
Dylan: BETTER USE PROTECTION THEN (...) DONT WANT COMMAS TO GET IN THERE
Connor: OH OKAY
Connor: THANKS FOR THE PRO TIP
Dylan: NO PROBLEM D00D

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V1P3Rleader

Updatezzz

v1p3rleader: (7:40:47 PM) I KEEP HITTING REFRESH ON MCIA LIKE IT'S GONNA UPDATE AS FAST AS MLIA...BUT THEN I SEE YOUR PHOENIX WRIGHT PICTURE AND REALIZE, "DAMN, THIS IS A SITE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK ON"...THEN I GO DO SOMETHING ELSE UNTIL I FORGET AGAIN...REPEATx9000...
VladimirsKatana: (7:40:58 PM) XDXD

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V1P3Rleader

And on today's show, I become the Devil!

VladimirsKatana (7:23:15 PM): http://xkcd.com/612/
v1p3rleader (7:23:43 PM): Seen it
VladimirsKatana (7:23:52 PM): Damn
VladimirsKatana (7:23:55 PM): Still awesome though
v1p3rleader (7:23:58 PM): NO
v1p3rleader (7:24:02 PM): YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR ME
VladimirsKatana (7:24:05 PM): =/
v1p3rleader (7:24:09 PM): I WILL NEVER LIKE THAT COMIC EVER AGAIN
v1p3rleader (7:24:22 PM): I FEEL AN EXCESSIVE NEED TO BURN SOMETHING NOW
v1p3rleader (7:24:31 PM): *picks up Tony*
v1p3rleader (7:24:43 PM): *throws Tony in fire pit of screaming hellish death*
v1p3rleader (7:24:53 PM): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....ha...
VladimirsKatana (7:25:26 PM): *Slowly floats out of the firepit with enormous demon-wings and a completely changed, devilish appearance*
v1p3rleader (7:25:35 PM): SHIT
VladimirsKatana (7:25:40 PM): *Looks at you fiendishly with glowing rage eyes*
v1p3rleader (7:25:45 PM): *shoots tactical nuke at Tony*
VladimirsKatana (7:25:46 PM): AND THEN THERE WERE WOLVES
v1p3rleader (7:25:47 PM): HA
v1p3rleader (7:26:07 PM): LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, THAT BEFORE THIS OCCURRENCE, I WENT AND ACHIEVED A 25 KILL STREAK
v1p3rleader (7:26:11 PM): BITCH
VladimirsKatana (7:26:31 PM): *Swats the nuke away with the tip of a wing*
VladimirsKatana (7:27:05 PM): ....Re-reading that, I thought for a second that I typed "with the tip of wang"
VladimirsKatana (7:27:06 PM): ...
VladimirsKatana (7:27:10 PM): I suppose that works too
v1p3rleader (7:27:29 PM): Damn you and your well-endowed, demon-abilities
VladimirsKatana (7:27:35 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (7:27:48 PM): I guess you're compensating for something you lacked before
VladimirsKatana (7:28:06 PM): HO-HO, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, GOOD SIR.
v1p3rleader (7:28:43 PM): *nuke turns around and hits Tony in the back*
v1p3rleader (7:28:45 PM): YES
v1p3rleader (7:30:03 PM): Oh you can post this if you want
v1p3rleader (7:30:05 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (7:30:13 PM): LITTLE DID HE KNOW, I ALSO GREW DINOSAUR-LIKE SPINES ON MY BACK
VladimirsKatana (7:30:23 PM): I FORGET WHAT KIND OF DINOSAUR HAS THOSE, BUT YEAH
v1p3rleader (7:30:26 PM): STILL COMPENSATING? DAMN.
v1p3rleader (7:30:36 PM): YOU REALLY HAD SOME ISSUES, HUH?
VladimirsKatana (7:30:41 PM): I'M SURE VAL WOULD KNOW WHAT KIND IT IS, SHE'S AN EXPERT ON THAT SHIT
VladimirsKatana (7:30:50 PM): ...
VladimirsKatana (7:30:53 PM): WHAT KIND OF DINOSAUR
VladimirsKatana (7:30:55 PM): I MEAN
v1p3rleader (7:30:58 PM): NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO THERE.
VladimirsKatana (7:31:00 PM): ASS
v1p3rleader (7:31:04 PM): I THINK YOU MEANT THE OTHER IT
v1p3rleader (7:31:04 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (7:31:09 PM): PERISH IN HELLBALLS
v1p3rleader (7:31:34 PM): PERISH IN FIRE...I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

I fail at....dinosaurs?

val is uber 1337 (6:40:11 PM): WATCH JURASSIC PARK YET?
VladimirsKatana (6:40:39 PM): FUCK, I TRIED EXTRACTING THE FILES LIKE THREE TIMES AND IT SCREWED UP. TRYING TO FIND THE LINKS AGAIN
val is uber 1337 (6:41:16 PM): DUDE PUT THEM ALL ON THE DESKTOP AND EXTRACT THE FIRST ONE
val is uber 1337 (6:41:20 PM): IT SHOULD LINK TOGETHER DAMMIT
VladimirsKatana (6:42:13 PM): Question. Would the fact that I renamed the files "Jurassic Park", "Jurassic Park pt 2", and "Jurassic Park pt 3" affect anything? >_>
val is uber 1337 (6:42:43 PM): YES FAGGOT
VladimirsKatana (6:42:48 PM): DAMMIT.
val is uber 1337 (6:43:01 PM): JUST GO INTO THE PLACE YOU DOWNLOADED THEM FROM AND GET THE FILES AGAIN FGT
val is uber 1337 (6:43:07 PM): AS IN
val is uber 1337 (6:43:12 PM): DID IT DOWNLOAD TO 'MY DOWNLOADS'
val is uber 1337 (6:43:14 PM): FIND THE FILES THERE
val is uber 1337 (6:43:16 PM): AND EXTRACT
VladimirsKatana (6:43:23 PM): I HAVE INTERNET EXPLORER
val is uber 1337 (6:43:37 PM): YOU JUST KEEP GETTING FAGGIER AND FAGGIER YOU KNOW THAT
VladimirsKatana (6:43:55 PM): I'd love to have FF, but it slows the computer WAY too much <>_>
VladimirsKatana (6:43:56 PM): ....
VladimirsKatana (6:43:59 PM): *<_>
val is uber 1337 (6:44:18 PM): THAT MAKES NO SENSE
val is uber 1337 (6:44:22 PM): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RUNNING
val is uber 1337 (6:44:23 PM): A BRICK?
VladimirsKatana (6:44:28 PM): BASICALLY
val is uber 1337 (6:44:53 PM): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Then who was kettle?

VladimirsKatana (7:50:51 PM): Tell me, do I look like I'm being a dick in that situation?
VladimirsKatana (7:51:05 PM): Just out of curiosity
val is uber 1337 (7:52:04 PM): i didn't even look at it yet... UGH i'm sorry my two best friends are apparently developing romantic feelings fuck fuckity fuck fuck
val is uber 1337 (7:52:06 PM): need to
val is uber 1337 (7:52:07 PM): sort out
val is uber 1337 (7:52:10 PM): RETURN TO ORDER
val is uber 1337 (7:52:11 PM): ARRRG
VladimirsKatana (7:52:13 PM): XFD
VladimirsKatana (7:52:17 PM): What's the problem?
val is uber 1337 (7:52:24 PM): kyle's 20
val is uber 1337 (7:52:26 PM): sarah's 16
val is uber 1337 (7:52:36 PM): i'm the kettle calling the pot a NIGGER

Tetris > Typing

VladimirsKatana (5:48:40 PM): My friend Connor and I are battling for top spot in this Tetris Frends application on Facebook, lol
VladimirsKatana (5:48:44 PM): *Froemd
VladimirsKatana (5:48:46 PM): ......
VladimirsKatana (5:48:48 PM): *Freinds
VladimirsKatana (5:48:52 PM): ....FUCKDAMMIT
val is uber 1337 (5:48:54 PM): LMFAO
val is uber 1337 (5:48:58 PM): hahahahahaha
VladimirsKatana (5:49:10 PM): GOD. Tetris has killed my typic skills, XD
val is uber 1337 (5:49:15 PM): link to ap
val is uber 1337 (5:49:17 PM): i will beat you
VladimirsKatana (5:49:21 PM): ...typic.....
VladimirsKatana (5:49:22 PM): god
VladimirsKatana (5:49:23 PM): effing
VladimirsKatana (5:49:25 PM): ...ugh
val is uber 1337 (5:49:29 PM): hahaha

WARNING: Thor Spoilers!

MAAAAASSIVE TL;DR ALERT

val is uber 1337 (12:37:40 AM): you ever read the thor comics?
VladimirsKatana (12:37:44 AM): Nope.
VladimirsKatana (12:37:51 AM): Never been much of a comic guy
val is uber 1337 (12:37:57 AM): want a quick synopsis of what i've read of this so far?
VladimirsKatana (12:38:04 AM): Sure
val is uber 1337 (12:38:59 AM): ok so
val is uber 1337 (12:39:04 AM): it happens post-ragnarok
val is uber 1337 (12:39:14 AM): the cataclysmic clash of the giants and gods, etc
val is uber 1337 (12:39:17 AM): so thor is dead
val is uber 1337 (12:39:21 AM): asgard is completely destroyed
val is uber 1337 (12:39:26 AM): norse gods are obliterated
val is uber 1337 (12:39:46 AM): so
val is uber 1337 (12:39:52 AM): it begins with thor fighting zombies
val is uber 1337 (12:39:54 AM): >_>
val is uber 1337 (12:40:04 AM): apparently if you kill enough zombies you come back to life?
val is uber 1337 (12:40:08 AM): i dunno that's what happened
val is uber 1337 (12:41:36 AM): so
val is uber 1337 (12:41:45 AM): he comes back to life with some human alter ego
val is uber 1337 (12:41:49 AM): dr. don blake
val is uber 1337 (12:41:51 AM): in oklahoma
val is uber 1337 (12:42:51 AM): still there?
VladimirsKatana (12:43:09 AM): Oh yeah, sorry, I was watching V. *Scrolls up*
val is uber 1337 (12:43:12 AM): sorry haha
VladimirsKatana (12:43:51 AM): Alright, got it, everyone's dead, thor earns revival through badassery, etc. etc.?
val is uber 1337 (12:43:58 AM): mhm
val is uber 1337 (12:44:00 AM): and ends up in oklahoma
val is uber 1337 (12:44:06 AM): so thor wandering around oklahoma
val is uber 1337 (12:44:13 AM): naturally, he decides to rebuild asgard there
val is uber 1337 (12:44:14 AM): -_-
VladimirsKatana (12:44:17 AM): XD
val is uber 1337 (12:44:26 AM): so he finds a nice plot of deserted oklahoma land
val is uber 1337 (12:44:33 AM): whips up an enormous storm
val is uber 1337 (12:44:41 AM): and rebuilds asgard using badassery alone
val is uber 1337 (12:44:58 AM): when he's done he just chills in his throne and looks at the stars, all emo that his love sif died and whatnot
val is uber 1337 (12:45:01 AM): untilllllll
val is uber 1337 (12:45:05 AM): *dramatic music*
val is uber 1337 (12:45:21 AM): THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT MAILS HIM A LETTER SAYING THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A PERMIT TO BUILD A KINGDOM IN OKLAHOMA!
VladimirsKatana (12:45:28 AM): LMFAO
VladimirsKatana (12:45:56 AM): That-....That's irony if I've ever seen it, XD
val is uber 1337 (12:46:04 AM): thor, at this point, is very confused
val is uber 1337 (12:46:21 AM): he speaks in an odd mix of ye olde english and norse words
val is uber 1337 (12:46:30 AM): and he is like 'BUT WHAT IS THIS?!'
VladimirsKatana (12:46:36 AM): XD
val is uber 1337 (12:46:43 AM): so after a while
val is uber 1337 (12:46:52 AM): he decides that the best course of action is to get off of oklahoma's land
val is uber 1337 (12:47:02 AM): so he summons the spirits of thunder and wind
val is uber 1337 (12:47:11 AM): and lifts asgard
val is uber 1337 (12:47:16 AM): 8 feet off the ground of oklahoma
val is uber 1337 (12:47:18 AM): and leaves it there
val is uber 1337 (12:47:19 AM): >_>
VladimirsKatana (12:47:43 AM): XDXD
val is uber 1337 (12:47:49 AM): so asgard is hovering 8 feet above oklahoma and the oklahomans are like '.... uh... i guess that works'
VladimirsKatana (12:48:01 AM): Awesome, lmao
val is uber 1337 (12:48:03 AM): so then
val is uber 1337 (12:48:08 AM): he meets his neighbors!
val is uber 1337 (12:48:13 AM): who are all upset that he isn't a christian
val is uber 1337 (12:48:19 AM): because you know
val is uber 1337 (12:48:21 AM): it's oklahoma
val is uber 1337 (12:48:29 AM): they have a general store and eight churches
val is uber 1337 (12:49:06 AM): but after a while he convinces him that he is a friend
val is uber 1337 (12:49:15 AM): so they literally invite him over to the town hall for tea and cake
VladimirsKatana (12:49:20 AM): XD
val is uber 1337 (12:49:36 AM): afterwards, he feels a sort of beckoning call to lousiana
val is uber 1337 (12:49:38 AM): and flies there
val is uber 1337 (12:49:42 AM): and
val is uber 1337 (12:49:43 AM): and
val is uber 1337 (12:49:44 AM): get this
val is uber 1337 (12:49:47 AM): this is good
val is uber 1337 (12:50:00 AM): HE GETS PELTED BY ROCKS THROWN BY HURRICANE KATRINA SURVIVORS
VladimirsKatana (12:50:05 AM): LMFAO
val is uber 1337 (12:50:16 AM): because they are severly pissed off
val is uber 1337 (12:50:27 AM): that he didn't come to save them from the storm
val is uber 1337 (12:50:29 AM): because
val is uber 1337 (12:50:29 AM): you know
val is uber 1337 (12:50:40 AM): the residents of new orleans are devout asatruists
val is uber 1337 (12:50:47 AM): and pray to thor
val is uber 1337 (12:50:50 AM): when there's a hurricane
VladimirsKatana (12:51:00 AM): XD
val is uber 1337 (12:51:05 AM): so he's all like
val is uber 1337 (12:51:10 AM): 'NO FAGGOTS I WAS DEAD'
val is uber 1337 (12:51:23 AM): and they're like 'SO WHO CARES YOU STILL SHOULD'VE HELPED US'
val is uber 1337 (12:51:31 AM): and then
val is uber 1337 (12:51:34 AM): iron man shows up!
val is uber 1337 (12:51:40 AM): just so you know
val is uber 1337 (12:51:44 AM): at this point in the marvel time line
val is uber 1337 (12:51:49 AM): iron man is a total douchebag
val is uber 1337 (12:52:19 AM): this is after the marvel civil war, when iron man stole thor's DNA and mutated it with the hulk to create an abomination that eventually helped destroy asgard and kill thor, before being killed itself
val is uber 1337 (12:52:39 AM): so thor is like
val is uber 1337 (12:52:49 AM): 'oh you sonovab--'
val is uber 1337 (12:52:54 AM): and iron man is like 'OHAI BUDDY WAZZUP'
val is uber 1337 (12:53:20 AM): so after a bit of dramatic 'I NO LONGER CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE A COMRADE OF THEE'
val is uber 1337 (12:53:39 AM): and 'YOUR CASTLE IS HOVERING IN UNITED STATES AIRSPACE, I WILL BLOW IT THE FUCK UP'
val is uber 1337 (12:53:41 AM): they fight
VladimirsKatana (12:54:04 AM): XDXD
val is uber 1337 (12:54:29 AM): there's actually a pretty awesome monologue here
val is uber 1337 (12:54:31 AM): let me get the book
val is uber 1337 (12:54:35 AM): i'll type the whole thing
val is uber 1337 (12:55:57 AM): actually i'm gonna find a bitchin font for this
val is uber 1337 (12:56:46 AM): Ahem, testing, tesing!
val is uber 1337 (12:56:50 AM): does this font work?
VladimirsKatana (12:56:59 AM): Sure
val is uber 1337 (12:57:48 AM): give your orders and ultimatums to those who choose to obey, or are too cowardly to fight, not i!
val is uber 1337 (12:58:15 AM): or learn again the difference between a god of thunder and a man in a metal suit! as for your masters, since power is all they understand, tell them that thor says this:
val is uber 1337 (12:58:51 AM): if any mortal comes uninvited to the mighty halls of asgard on behalf of those who suppose themselves to be powers, within the hour they will learn what true power is
val is uber 1337 (12:59:12 AM): the skies will open and deliver that message in striking terms even the blind could not fail to see
val is uber 1337 (12:59:45 AM): those attempting to escape their fate will find swift death their only sanctuary
val is uber 1337 (12:59:57 AM): and this will be only the beginning of their education
val is uber 1337 (1:00:11 AM): i shall paint the skies white with fury!
val is uber 1337 (1:00:27 AM): for their own good and yours, deliver this message and remind them what being a god truly means
val is uber 1337 (1:00:57 AM): and yes
val is uber 1337 (1:01:02 AM): 100% caps lock
VladimirsKatana (1:01:25 AM): I HAAAVE THE POWERRRRRRR!
val is uber 1337 (1:01:34 AM): basically
val is uber 1337 (1:01:34 AM): XD
VladimirsKatana (1:01:34 AM): Er wat
VladimirsKatana (1:01:36 AM): Lmao
val is uber 1337 (1:02:18 AM): so then after that uh
val is uber 1337 (1:02:20 AM): some other shit happens
val is uber 1337 (1:02:24 AM): he splits africa in half
VladimirsKatana (1:02:39 AM): ...WAT. I just literally did a double-take at that, XFD
val is uber 1337 (1:02:44 AM): XD
val is uber 1337 (1:02:46 AM): yeah
val is uber 1337 (1:02:49 AM): genocide going on
val is uber 1337 (1:03:01 AM): he doesn't want to kill all the genociders or whatever they'd be called
val is uber 1337 (1:03:07 AM): because then he'd be one of them
val is uber 1337 (1:03:08 AM): or whatever
val is uber 1337 (1:03:17 AM): so he determines that the best course of action is to separate them
val is uber 1337 (1:03:18 AM): by
val is uber 1337 (1:03:20 AM): splitting africa in half
VladimirsKatana (1:03:36 AM): XDXD
val is uber 1337 (1:05:01 AM): and more happens but i don't really rememb-- oh wait, yes i do, thor's stepbrother is a transvestite
VladimirsKatana (1:05:15 AM): XFD
val is uber 1337 (1:06:07 AM): http://captainotter.today.com/files/2009/08/loki2.jpg
val is uber 1337 (1:06:14 AM): http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/Female_Loki.PNG
val is uber 1337 (1:06:18 AM): not much i can really say here
val is uber 1337 (1:06:18 AM): >_>
VladimirsKatana (1:07:13 AM): ....LOL.
val is uber 1337 (1:07:58 AM): more official concept art
val is uber 1337 (1:07:59 AM): http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9241/335202-151201-loki_large.jpg
val is uber 1337 (1:08:05 AM): so apparently he isn't just dressing differently
VladimirsKatana (1:08:55 AM): I suppose "God of Mischief" is a bit of an understatement, lmao
val is uber 1337 (1:09:16 AM): XD
val is uber 1337 (1:09:25 AM): this comic has lots of good parts
val is uber 1337 (1:09:25 AM): haha
val is uber 1337 (1:09:31 AM): the one hick who owns the diner in town
val is uber 1337 (1:09:32 AM): named bill
val is uber 1337 (1:09:39 AM): just met up with kelda
val is uber 1337 (1:10:15 AM): the goddess of springs and fountains
val is uber 1337 (1:10:39 AM): kelda: my name is kelda. born i was of the light and sky, of sunrises and the fiery winds of dawn. and you are...?
val is uber 1337 (1:10:49 AM): bill: um... bill. born of, um, bills.
val is uber 1337 (1:10:52 AM): kelda: oh?
VladimirsKatana (1:10:53 AM): XFD
val is uber 1337 (1:11:16 AM): bill: bill was my grandpa, he was big bill. and my dad, he was little bill. and i'm.. bill junior. a whole lotta bills.
val is uber 1337 (1:12:05 AM): kelda: i once knew a william the third, a king and soverign of his people. he would whisper to me in his dreams and pray for verdant harvests and good days to come. i think he sought the truth of the world, but that was long ago. centuries.
val is uber 1337 (1:12:12 AM): bill: i own a diner!

WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Dylan: hi
Connor: Hello
Connor: Sir
Connor: It is a federal offense to resist the tazer
Dylan: I OVER POWER THE TAZER
Connor: No. Nothing overpowers the tazer
Dylan: LIES
Connor: TRUTHZ
Dylan: D:
Connor: QUITE UNFORTUNATE ACTUALLY
Connor: WE CAN'T CONTROL THE TAZER, SINCE NOTHING CAN OVERPOWER IT
Connor: IT'S ACTUALLY CONTINUALLY ZAPPING MY LEG AT THE MOMENT
Connor: I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE
Dylan: you might want to see a doctor about that
Connor: I CAN'T WALK, STUPID
Dylan: call 911
Connor: TOO LOGICAL
Connor: YOU NEED TO CARRY ME TO YOUR CAR
Dylan: CALL GHOST BUSTERS
Connor: THEN WE DRIVE TO A HOSPITAL IN NEW YORK
Connor: OH
Connor: ON SECOND THOUGHT
Connor: GHOSTBUSTERS IS A MUCH BETTER IDEA

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V1P3Rleader

YA I KNOW, RIGHT?!

v1p3rleader: (6:57:43 PM) 3 comments
v1p3rleader: (6:57:44 PM) Win
v1p3rleader: (6:57:45 PM) :D
VladimirsKatana: (6:57:58 PM) Lol
VladimirsKatana: (6:58:13 PM) From the creators of the site. We are SUCH cool guys.
v1p3rleader: (6:58:19 PM) YA IKR
v1p3rleader: (6:58:20 PM) XD

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V1P3Rleader

THERE, HAPPY?

VladimirsKatana: (6:51:48 PM) I THINK YOU SHOULD POST SOME MORE SHIT, SON, I'VE GOT LIKE 80% OF WHAT'S UP RIGHT NOW
v1p3rleader: (6:52:17 PM) I'VE GOT NO POSTS BECAUSE NOTHING FUNNY HAPPENS TODAY, SON
VladimirsKatana: (6:52:31 PM) LOOK THROUGH ARCHIVES, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOIN'
v1p3rleader: (6:52:53 PM) I didn't save AIM archives up til yesterday
v1p3rleader: (6:52:57 PM) I never told it to save
VladimirsKatana: (6:53:01 PM) D'OH
v1p3rleader: (6:53:01 PM) Because I saw no reason
v1p3rleader: (6:53:08 PM) Until now of course
v1p3rleader: (6:53:09 PM) >_<
VladimirsKatana: (6:53:15 PM) Lol

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V1P3Rleader

Kirby, you're a big thorn in my side!

val is uber 1337 (8:09:50 PM): HEY TONY
VladimirsKatana (8:10:00 PM): I LIKE THE THINGS I DO
VladimirsKatana (8:10:04 PM): I mean wat
val is uber 1337 (8:10:05 PM): WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED IF MICHAEL ROMEO STARRED IN A PORNO
VladimirsKatana (8:10:19 PM): ROMEO AND JULIET?
val is uber 1337 (8:10:23 PM): SYMPHONY XXX-L
VladimirsKatana (8:10:26 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (8:10:27 PM): instantrimshot.com
VladimirsKatana (8:10:34 PM): YEEEEAAAAAAAA


+1 Internet to anyone who can guess where I got the title for this one from, =P

What about hydras?

val is uber 1337 (7:36:57 PM): you're not a creeper. never thought you were, never will unless i find you hiding in the hydrangeas one day.

RELIGIOUS DEBATE EL OH EL?

(In reply to the events of last post)

VladimirsKatana (4:41:32 PM): LMFAO
VladimirsKatana (4:41:46 PM): And uh...why exactly are you doing this? XD
val is uber 1337 (4:42:01 PM): AND THIS WILL BE GOING ON EVERY FUCKING DAY FRMO NOW UNTIL FUCKING MARCH, JUST BECAUSE MY MOM SIGNED ME UP BECAUSE SHE THINKS I'M A MOTHERFUCKING SATANIST
VladimirsKatana (4:42:23 PM): <_________>. Oh wow.....I honestly feel bad for you, O_o
VladimirsKatana (4:42:36 PM): The Hell did you do to deserve that?
val is uber 1337 (4:42:59 PM): NOT EVERY DAY I GOT MY FACTS WRONG, EVERY TUESDAY, BUT IT'S EVERY TUESDAY FROM NOW UNTIL JUNE
val is uber 1337 (4:43:06 PM): CHECKED THE CALENDAR AND APPARENTLY IT'S WORSE THIS YEAR
val is uber 1337 (4:43:24 PM): i told her
val is uber 1337 (4:43:29 PM): 'i don't believe in jesus'
val is uber 1337 (4:43:36 PM): so i got shipped off to volunteer doing this
VladimirsKatana (4:43:50 PM): Oh wow, XFD.
VladimirsKatana (4:47:10 PM): So wait, you don't, then? Never knew that, lmao
val is uber 1337 (4:47:45 PM): my beliefs are very complicated
val is uber 1337 (4:47:48 PM): i'm not atheist
val is uber 1337 (4:47:50 PM): i'm not agnostic
val is uber 1337 (4:47:58 PM): i don't have a religion
val is uber 1337 (4:48:14 PM): the best i can do to shortly describe it is anti-speculatory
val is uber 1337 (4:48:20 PM): yet against organized religion
VladimirsKatana (4:50:09 PM): But, typically, doesn't No religion directly translate to Atheism? I mean, in literal English, Theism is the belief in a deity, and the A- prefix indicates the absence of such, if I'm not mistaken, right?
val is uber 1337 (4:50:41 PM): the modern interpretation of atheism is the belief that there is no god or higher power
val is uber 1337 (4:50:46 PM): that doesn't describe me
val is uber 1337 (4:50:59 PM): there COULD be a god, and the iffy part could describe me as agnostic
val is uber 1337 (4:51:03 PM): however i don't fit that bill
val is uber 1337 (4:51:06 PM): because i am against religion
val is uber 1337 (4:51:19 PM): and society's dependance on it for functionality
val is uber 1337 (4:51:54 PM): basically i usually just tell people that i'm asatru or a member of the cult of raptor jesus; it makes everything much easier
VladimirsKatana (4:53:26 PM): Agnosticism I'm even less sure about, but techincally that's not really a religion of its own, is it? Is it not just the speculation of a possibility of a higher power, but without the desire to persue answers to the question of it? And XFD
val is uber 1337 (4:54:11 PM): it's defined as a religion that questions the existance of a god and is open to any answers explaining it, as there is no definitive proof
val is uber 1337 (4:54:16 PM): i am anti-skepticism
val is uber 1337 (4:54:20 PM): i do not believe without facts
val is uber 1337 (4:54:28 PM): what if god is actually a giant rabbit
val is uber 1337 (4:54:31 PM): a green one
val is uber 1337 (4:54:33 PM): with pink spots
val is uber 1337 (4:54:40 PM): and everyone's been worshipping the christiang od
val is uber 1337 (4:54:42 PM): *god
val is uber 1337 (4:54:55 PM): and this rabbit damns all non-believers to hell?
val is uber 1337 (4:54:59 PM): and at the same time
val is uber 1337 (4:55:01 PM): there may be no god
val is uber 1337 (4:55:11 PM): i am still against organizied religion, though
val is uber 1337 (4:55:23 PM): it was at first formed to explain why shit happens
val is uber 1337 (4:55:27 PM): why the rain falls, why the sun rises
val is uber 1337 (4:55:38 PM): after that, it because a form of society's control
val is uber 1337 (4:55:47 PM): 'follow these commandments. don't kill each other. don't steal.'
val is uber 1337 (4:55:53 PM): and that's what people still consider it to be today
val is uber 1337 (4:55:55 PM): i am against that
val is uber 1337 (4:56:33 PM): i feel that any person who would naturally kill another if there was not a creed binding them to religion, and threatening them eternal hellfire if they disobey, is a very dangerous and dysfunctional person.
val is uber 1337 (4:57:05 PM): i feel that society has evolved past the point of forced rules and that it should be an instinctual moral compass at this point
val is uber 1337 (4:57:11 PM): and for that reason, religion serves no purpose
VladimirsKatana (5:04:23 PM): Problem there is, if we allow pure instinct to take over, one could very well simply devolve back to the "Kill-or-be-killed" version of Survival of the Fittest. If the people raising their children have a SLIGHT bit of sense in them, they will at least help to guide someone's morals a bit. If all was well in this world, then everyone WOULD have these basic morals instilled in them, but that's simply not in the case. The people who are only bound by the word of God to not do evil? They are merely zealots, which are typically what make religions look bad. If we are to assume that the sane people's morals are guided by more than religion, there is no reason to simply discredit their beliefs. This, "no forced rules" and "instinct" thing? Way I see it, it'll simply turn into anarchy.
VladimirsKatana (5:04:37 PM): I still feel like I fucking missed something in there
val is uber 1337 (5:05:38 PM): ah, so you feel that taking away one very minor aspect of today's society will erupt into the de-evolution of an entire culture?
val is uber 1337 (5:05:50 PM): society today is built on laws
val is uber 1337 (5:05:51 PM): structure
val is uber 1337 (5:06:02 PM): taking away god would still leave us with the firm basis of those morals
val is uber 1337 (5:06:13 PM): that is the separation of church and state
val is uber 1337 (5:06:18 PM): society would function just fine
val is uber 1337 (5:06:31 PM): those without these basic morals instilled in them are the criminals
val is uber 1337 (5:06:38 PM): does god stop them from being bad anyway?
val is uber 1337 (5:06:41 PM): that's why we have prisons
VladimirsKatana (5:09:15 PM): You see, I'm not talking purely religion, here, though. You specifially stated that you "feel that society has evolved past the point of forced rules". Those forced rules don't include merely the rules of God, but of man as well. You take away rules, you take away what laws ARE. Rules. Without law, prison has no purpose.
val is uber 1337 (5:10:03 PM): oh no, no. i mean rules being handed to us by a force that isn't proven to exist. a being based upon pure speculation, with no firm basis.
VladimirsKatana (5:18:06 PM): There you go, it's the wording that was the Devil in the details, so to speak. Yes, I'd have to agree that those bound only by the principles of a purely speculative deity are a bit off their rockers, but again, the zealotous ones aren't the only followers of religions. Take me, for example. As I've stated time and time again, I consider myself Christian-Agnostic. I believe in God and the principles of Him, but it's not like I follow every single thing supposedly layed down by Him to the letter. I mean, fuck, I've never even fully read the Bible. I believe, I just don't necessarily....care. Or rather, I realize that a lot of the things, such as what you've stated such as "no killing, no stealing etc", should be common fucking sense. I'm sure I'm not the only one. It's not as if every Christian's principles are completely GUIDED by these "God's Laws", but rather they should be part of the foundation of what guides their choices.
val is uber 1337 (5:19:07 PM): i agree with you with most of that
val is uber 1337 (5:19:20 PM): i suppose i've met too many zealots in my time, and it's them who i am honestly against
val is uber 1337 (5:20:19 PM): however, i still believe that as long as people have a firm basis in moral reality, religion doesn't have a point but to provide hope. for the future, through tough times, etc. and i'm personally a person of action, and i'd much rather act to ensure success instead of praying
val is uber 1337 (5:20:23 PM): and what happens when you die?
val is uber 1337 (5:20:25 PM): beats me.
val is uber 1337 (5:20:36 PM): i figure that after dying, even if i just rot in the ground that'd be fine.
VladimirsKatana (5:22:20 PM): Essentially, I feel the same way there. I used to pray every night, but I've slowly dropped that. Perhaps out of laziness, I really don't know. I do know, however, that the way I see it, if there's a Heaven? Dandy, odds are I'll get in and it'll be a great time. If not? Who gives a shit, not like I'll be around to witness my not-being-around-ness.
val is uber 1337 (5:23:37 PM): i mean
val is uber 1337 (5:23:40 PM): i read the bible twice
val is uber 1337 (5:24:05 PM): there was a long period around 8th grade where i needed to make an identy for myself and establish what i believe in
val is uber 1337 (5:24:11 PM): so i did a lot of reading
val is uber 1337 (5:24:13 PM): reserach
val is uber 1337 (5:24:16 PM): i read the bible
val is uber 1337 (5:24:19 PM): bits of the torah
val is uber 1337 (5:24:23 PM): our troth
val is uber 1337 (5:24:37 PM): and decided that i can't really believe ANY of it firmly
val is uber 1337 (5:24:43 PM): (although our troth is badass, hail odin)
VladimirsKatana (5:24:48 PM): XD
val is uber 1337 (5:25:02 PM): but conformist atheists trying to be angsty and different
val is uber 1337 (5:25:06 PM): i hate them the most
val is uber 1337 (5:25:20 PM): 'UMM I HATE GOD BECAUSE I PRAYED AND I DIDN'T GET THOSE SHEOS FOR MY BIRTHDAY LOL'
val is uber 1337 (5:25:24 PM): i know way too many of them
VladimirsKatana (5:25:27 PM): XFD

Holy Christ. Someone make watching Jurassic Park a federal law before Val rages again...XD

val is uber 1337 (8:34:09 PM): jurassic park finished
val is uber 1337 (8:34:36 PM): god i love that scene at the end where the velociraptor pack rapes that t-rex by the t-rex skeleton
val is uber 1337 (8:34:41 PM): hanging from the ceiling
VladimirsKatana (8:34:56 PM): XFD
VladimirsKatana (8:35:03 PM): Never actually saw the movie
VladimirsKatana (8:35:07 PM): inb4WHAAAAAAAAAAT
val is uber 1337 (8:35:33 PM): WHAT
val is uber 1337 (8:35:34 PM): THE
val is uber 1337 (8:35:35 PM): MOTHERFUCKING
val is uber 1337 (8:35:36 PM): FUCK
val is uber 1337 (8:35:36 PM): SHIT
val is uber 1337 (8:35:37 PM): COCKS
val is uber 1337 (8:35:38 PM): NIGGERS
VladimirsKatana (8:35:39 PM): XDXD
val is uber 1337 (8:35:52 PM): CUNTRAGHOETONY WHAT THE FUCK I AM SO FUCKING DISSAPOINT!!!!
val is uber 1337 (8:35:59 PM): >__________________________<
VladimirsKatana (8:36:00 PM): LMFAO
val is uber 1337 (8:36:01 PM): DO YOU HAVE WINRAR
VladimirsKatana (8:36:06 PM): Of coruse
val is uber 1337 (8:36:06 PM): ANSWER THE MOTHERFUCKING QUESTION
VladimirsKatana (8:36:07 PM): *course
val is uber 1337 (8:36:10 PM): YOU ARE WATCHING
val is uber 1337 (8:36:12 PM): JURASSIC FUCKING PARK
VladimirsKatana (8:36:32 PM): ....I think I've got a new blog post. XD
val is uber 1337 (8:37:05 PM): CAPS LOCK IS NOT COMING OFF UNTIL YOU WATCH THIS GODDAMNED MOVIE
VladimirsKatana (8:37:37 PM): I can deal with that. Lmfao
val is uber 1337 (8:38:16 PM):
val is uber 1337 (8:38:28 PM): YOU WILL DOWNLOAD ALL THREE PARTS TO YOUR DESKTOP
val is uber 1337 (8:38:38 PM): EXTRACT PART ONE IN WINRAR
VladimirsKatana (8:38:40 PM): Can I download them to My Documents?
val is uber 1337 (8:38:42 PM): NO
VladimirsKatana (8:38:47 PM): I know how to extract files, dammit, XD
val is uber 1337 (8:38:48 PM): FUCKING DESKTOP FAGGOT
val is uber 1337 (8:38:51 PM): THAT WAY YOU DON'T FUCKING FORGET IT
VladimirsKatana (8:39:01 PM): Alright, alright, lol
val is uber 1337 (8:39:14 PM): THERE IS ALSO APPARENTLY A WHOLE LOT OF JURASSIC PARK PORN ON LUELINKS
VladimirsKatana (8:39:21 PM): LOL.
val is uber 1337 (8:39:25 PM): OH YEAH, THE PASSWORD IS LUELINKS IN CASE YOU NEED IT
VladimirsKatana (8:39:37 PM): Nice.
val is uber 1337 (8:40:13 PM): I AM VERY TEMPTED TO DOWNLOAD JURASSIC PARK PORN
VladimirsKatana (8:40:25 PM): XDXDXD
val is uber 1337 (8:40:46 PM): JUST TO FIGURE OUT IF NEDRY XXX DILOPHOSAURUS ACTUALLY IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

Hmm, perhaps he's right, maybe I SHOULD start a blo-OH WAIT.

v1p3rleader (6:49:53 PM): Bro, here ya go
v1p3rleader (6:49:53 PM): http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/217430/no_music_to_my_ears_why_nickelback.html?cat=33
VladimirsKatana (7:11:39 PM): I wish you had put bro at the end of the sentence, lol.

And, I stopped reading at the second paragraph due to how much of a complete and utter dick that guy is.
v1p3rleader (7:12:15 PM): You're a complete and utter dick sometimes
VladimirsKatana (7:12:20 PM): How so?
v1p3rleader (7:12:24 PM): I'M a complete and utter dick sometimes
v1p3rleader (7:12:25 PM): Seriously
v1p3rleader (7:12:30 PM): You should just read it
v1p3rleader (7:12:30 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (7:12:43 PM): *cough*youragingisfunny*cough*
v1p3rleader (7:12:44 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (7:13:56 PM): I lied, actually, I did read the whole thing, and I wish I hadn't. The less text I read that's spawned from that guy's, most likely obese, Cheeto-encrusted, fingers, the better.
v1p3rleader (7:14:21 PM): Bro...you should start blogging
VladimirsKatana (7:14:24 PM): Music elitism at its finest here, folks.
v1p3rleader (7:14:38 PM): I almost shit myself when I read that
v1p3rleader (7:14:40 PM): Not sure why
v1p3rleader (7:14:45 PM): But it was funny

Angels curve shotgun blasts, big deal, who cares?

v1p3rleader (7:34:08 PM): If you weren't so depressed about relationships, I would tell you something about today, but I'm gonna be nice...
v1p3rleader (7:34:09 PM): >_<
VladimirsKatana (7:34:24 PM): Thank you. XD
v1p3rleader (7:34:50 PM): ...Damnit...I was hoping you would say "No, you can say it."... XD
v1p3rleader (7:35:13 PM): REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY PHAIL
VladimirsKatana (7:35:21 PM): Lmao
v1p3rleader (7:36:37 PM): *is very tempted to tell the story anyways*
v1p3rleader (7:36:39 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (7:36:54 PM): Angel and devil are on my shoulders...fuckers...
VladimirsKatana (7:37:05 PM): *Sigh*, alright fine, go ahead, lol. Also, punch them both for me, would ya?
v1p3rleader (7:37:20 PM): OHSHI-...THE ANGEL JUST SHOTGUNNED THE DEVIL
v1p3rleader (7:37:22 PM): GAH
VladimirsKatana (7:37:29 PM): O_o
VladimirsKatana (7:37:30 PM): Dayum
v1p3rleader (7:37:35 PM): Violent
VladimirsKatana (7:37:47 PM): Wait, they were on the same shoulder, right?
v1p3rleader (7:37:48 PM): Anyways, it's actually two separate things
v1p3rleader (7:37:56 PM): No, he curved the bullet
v1p3rleader (7:37:59 PM): :P
VladimirsKatana (7:38:24 PM): Ahhh, that-.....Wait, no, it doesn't make sense. Shotguns have spread, they shoot many pellets, not just a single bullet. Well, most shotguns, at least >_>
v1p3rleader (7:39:33 PM): he curved all the pellets
VladimirsKatana (7:39:42 PM): ....Uh-huh.

YOU'RE A JERK, SON

v1p3rleader: (8:12:31 PM) GAH THAT FUCKING STUPID SONG GOT STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN
val is uber 1337: (8:12:40 PM) which
v1p3rleader: (8:12:41 PM) FUCK SHIT FUCKBAWLS GOD DAMN BITCH TITS
val is uber 1337: (8:12:43 PM) XFD
val is uber 1337: (8:12:46 PM) fuckbawls
val is uber 1337: (8:12:47 PM) niced
v1p3rleader: (8:12:50 PM) YOU'RE A JERK
v1p3rleader: (8:12:52 PM) I KNOW
v1p3rleader: (8:12:54 PM) YOU'RE A JERK
v1p3rleader: (8:12:54 PM) I KNOW
v1p3rleader: (8:12:57 PM) YOU'RE A JERK
v1p3rleader: (8:12:58 PM) I KNOW
val is uber 1337: (8:13:00 PM) DX
v1p3rleader: (8:13:01 PM) GAAAAAHHHHHH
v1p3rleader: (8:13:12 PM) I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

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V1P3Rleader

D&D: Not just for obese basement-dwellers!

Connor's first message here is in response to my AIM status, which was set to "I kick down the nonexistant door!".

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v1p3rleader (4:58:08 PM): How in the world do you kick down a nonexistant door?
VladimirsKatana (4:58:35 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (4:58:37 PM): Alright, well
VladimirsKatana (4:58:43 PM): We were at D&D yesterday
VladimirsKatana (4:58:48 PM): And we came to this crypt
VladimirsKatana (4:59:28 PM): So while everyone's bickering about what to do, I suddenly say "Ya know what, I'm just gonna kick down the door!"
v1p3rleader (4:59:35 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (4:59:41 PM): Mat, our DM, says "There's no door there."
VladimirsKatana (4:59:50 PM): "Alright, I kick down the nonexistant door!"
v1p3rleader (5:00:13 PM): Dude, I would play D&D with you if shit like that happens
v1p3rleader (5:00:14 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (5:00:35 PM): So, my character basically falcon kicks the air where there would be a door, and falls down the stairs, alerting a group of skeletons. All of which miss me on their surprise attack
v1p3rleader (5:00:47 PM): Lmao, noice
VladimirsKatana (5:00:58 PM): Then later, essentially the exact same thing happened again, XD
v1p3rleader (5:02:04 PM): Lmao
v1p3rleader (5:02:17 PM): No but seriously, if I ever meet you, I'm joining D&D for a day
v1p3rleader (5:02:28 PM): I have no one to play it with here, and I want to give it a fair chance
v1p3rleader (5:02:29 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (5:02:39 PM): Yeah, we have some hilarious moments sometimes, lmao
VladimirsKatana (5:03:39 PM): There was one battle we had against this Black Dragon Humanoid thing. One of us lit it on fire and then I threw a flask of acid (that I had for SOME reason) at it, which broke on impact, further burning it
v1p3rleader (5:04:31 PM): Why the hell did you have a flask of acid? XD
VladimirsKatana (5:05:15 PM): I DON'T KNOW, XD. I bought it the first chance I got to, though. I think it was just because the idea of having a flask of acid to throw at people sounded cool at the time, lmao
v1p3rleader (5:06:35 PM): I like that reasoning


Later...


VladimirsKatana (5:10:38 PM): Let's see...
VladimirsKatana (5:10:39 PM): Oh
VladimirsKatana (5:10:54 PM): There was our first few battles in our first game
VladimirsKatana (5:11:30 PM): We were going through these Kobold tunnels trying to rescue the Oracle, who was captured by them
v1p3rleader (5:11:44 PM): I'm trying to work on a project atm, too, so just keep typing and I'll read it at somepoint here
v1p3rleader (5:11:44 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (5:13:03 PM): But the ones we fought in the caves were somewhat different. These kobolds were blind, deaf, and possibly congested. We completely owned every single group of them
VladimirsKatana (5:13:45 PM): Oh, and in the battle before we got to the caves, the kobolds got a surprise attack round because they ambushed us, but all of them missed, and one of them fumbled and fell down face-first
v1p3rleader (5:14:17 PM): Okay I was unaware of how retarded D&D enemies are
VladimirsKatana (5:14:25 PM): Then Mat, (this was back when he was playing a character, rather than DMing) decided to push a bunch of bookshelves over, killing about half of them
v1p3rleader (5:14:52 PM): ...I like this, Mat, character.
VladimirsKatana (5:15:21 PM): Later, in basically the boss of that session, a Trogdolyte, Matt shot an arrow at it, I threw my hammer....and missed....and then Mat ran up and cleaved the thing in half with his Battle Axe.
VladimirsKatana (5:15:28 PM): That's kinda how a lot of battles go, actually, XD
v1p3rleader (5:15:58 PM): Win

What the Hell...? When did this happ-....Tyler. -_-

v1p3rleader (6:36:51 PM): How come you're not talking at all?
VladimirsKatana (6:39:42 PM): he is playing smash bruthrs broll
v1p3rleader (6:39:58 PM): Oh okay.

The Rivalry....Continues...?

VladimirsKatana (10:38:45 PM): I'm trying to find a download of Megaman Rap and it's pissing me off.
v1p3rleader (10:38:52 PM): SCREW IT
v1p3rleader (10:39:05 PM): JUST COME PLAY HALO SO I CAN BEAT YOU AT BBALL AGAIN
VladimirsKatana (10:39:11 PM): AGAIN? LOL
v1p3rleader (10:39:16 PM): YES
v1p3rleader (10:39:22 PM): DO IT
VladimirsKatana (10:39:23 PM): WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME?
VladimirsKatana (10:39:30 PM): I MISSED THAT PART OF THE MOVIE, SON
v1p3rleader (10:39:41 PM): OH YOU WERE GETTING POPCORN
VladimirsKatana (10:39:49 PM): IT WAS WORTH IT
v1p3rleader (10:39:52 PM): IT WAS QUITE AN AMAZING ACTION SCENE ACTUALLY
VladimirsKatana (10:39:53 PM): DAMN GOOD POPCORN

Because Avenged Sevenfold is TOTALLY a real sentimental band...

VladimirsKatana (10:11:30 PM): IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
VladimirsKatana (10:11:36 PM): LITTLE GIRL YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE
VladimirsKatana (10:11:42 PM): EVERYTHING EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE
VladimirsKatana (10:11:50 PM): EVERYTHING EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
v1p3rleader (10:11:52 PM): a7x?
VladimirsKatana (10:11:58 PM): Jimmy Eat World.
VladimirsKatana (10:11:59 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (10:12:07 PM): Oh...
v1p3rleader (10:12:14 PM): I should just stop trying


Yeah, I realize that Almost Easy can be taken as a love song of sorts...I think, but I really don't give a damn. XD

This is what happens when I forget that I left AIM on.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009
v1p3rleader (8:32:32 PM): GORILLA
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FIRST PO-....Dammit, Connor.

I suppose I should (sort of) start things off with the tale of how this all began?

Also, TL;DR WARNING

v1p3rleader (5:49:29 PM): FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS
v1p3rleader (5:49:47 PM): MY PHONE DECIDED TO JUMP OUT OF MY POCKET
VladimirsKatana (5:49:51 PM): LMFAO
v1p3rleader (5:50:00 PM): MY PHONE IS SUICIDAL
v1p3rleader (5:53:12 PM): Sweatpants + phone in pocket + deciding to put legs up on the table = bad idea
VladimirsKatana (5:53:31 PM): Yeah, sweatpants will do that. Happens to me all the time, XD
v1p3rleader (5:53:53 PM): It's a pain...because I always forget about it
v1p3rleader (5:53:54 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (5:54:00 PM): Lol
v1p3rleader (5:54:31 PM): I feel like such a stud...Royal blue sweatpants with bright yellow lettering
VladimirsKatana (5:54:37 PM): XFD
v1p3rleader (5:55:18 PM): Is it just me, or would it be cool to start a blog where you just post AIM conversations that are hilarious?
VladimirsKatana (5:55:32 PM): .....Ya know, that's not a half-bad idea.
VladimirsKatana (5:55:49 PM): I wish I still had all my old AIM archives, XD
v1p3rleader (5:55:57 PM): I've tried it before, but it was when I didn't talk to you, so that idea never got goin...
VladimirsKatana (5:56:03 PM): Lmao
VladimirsKatana (5:56:36 PM): Hmm...Hold up a sec. Lmao
v1p3rleader (5:56:49 PM): Alright then
VladimirsKatana (5:57:20 PM): So, what do you think the name of such a blog could be, anyway?
v1p3rleader (5:57:31 PM): WOAH WOAH WOAH
v1p3rleader (5:57:34 PM): HOLD UP A SEC
VladimirsKatana (5:57:34 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (5:57:38 PM): MY IDEA YOU BITCH
VladimirsKatana (5:57:40 PM): Don't worry, I'm giving you credit for this
v1p3rleader (5:57:50 PM): I'M COPYRIGHTING THAT IDEA NOW
v1p3rleader (5:57:52 PM): HE
v1p3rleader (5:57:53 PM): *HA
VladimirsKatana (5:57:53 PM): XFD
v1p3rleader (5:58:17 PM): WAT CHU' GONNA DO BOUT IT, NIGGAH?
VladimirsKatana (5:58:50 PM): How about I say that it's Co-Owned by V1P3RLeader and Chanto Sakura, in that order? Higher billing rights ftw?
VladimirsKatana (5:58:58 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (5:59:15 PM): What site are you making it on?
VladimirsKatana (5:59:20 PM): Blogspot
v1p3rleader (5:59:26 PM): I want posting abilities
v1p3rleader (5:59:29 PM): :P
VladimirsKatana (5:59:30 PM): Done
VladimirsKatana (5:59:32 PM): XD
v1p3rleader (5:59:36 PM): And yes, names in that order
VladimirsKatana (5:59:44 PM): I was planning on giving us both Admin priviliges
VladimirsKatana (5:59:51 PM): If I even spelled that right
v1p3rleader (5:59:53 PM): And I swear to fuckshits...I will slap you so hard...
VladimirsKatana (6:00:00 PM): LOL, what/
VladimirsKatana (6:00:02 PM): *?
v1p3rleader (6:00:13 PM): I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore, just continue
VladimirsKatana (6:00:19 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (6:00:24 PM): I think we've got our first post.
v1p3rleader (6:00:29 PM): Name for site "FSU"
VladimirsKatana (6:00:39 PM): Standing for...?
v1p3rleader (6:00:40 PM): F.S.U., rather
v1p3rleader (6:00:44 PM): FUCK SHIT UP
v1p3rleader (6:00:45 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (6:00:48 PM): SWEET.
VladimirsKatana (6:00:49 PM): DONE.
v1p3rleader (6:01:16 PM): YEEEAAAAHHH
v1p3rleader (6:02:02 PM): What's the site adress?
v1p3rleader (6:02:05 PM): *address
VladimirsKatana (6:02:07 PM): Working on that
v1p3rleader (6:02:12 PM): GOD DAMNIT TONY
v1p3rleader (6:02:19 PM): WORK FASTER
v1p3rleader (6:02:19 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (6:02:24 PM): No variations of fuckshitup.blogspot.com seem to be available, XD
v1p3rleader (6:02:31 PM): GAAAHHH
v1p3rleader (6:02:31 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (6:03:03 PM): GOT IT
VladimirsKatana (6:03:13 PM): TeamSniperhorse.blogspot.com
v1p3rleader (6:03:21 PM): ...
v1p3rleader (6:03:24 PM): Boooooo
VladimirsKatana (6:03:35 PM): =/. Originally got the idea from Joey, lol
VladimirsKatana (6:03:56 PM): Hm.
v1p3rleader (6:03:59 PM): FSU is much better
VladimirsKatana (6:04:35 PM): I'm still keeping the blog title as F.S.U., but no variations of that are available for the adress
VladimirsKatana (6:04:52 PM): mychatisaverage.blogspot.com?
v1p3rleader (6:05:00 PM): YYYEEEEAAAAHHH
VladimirsKatana (6:05:04 PM): Sweet. XD
v1p3rleader (6:05:05 PM): MUCH BETTER THAN FSU
v1p3rleader (6:05:05 PM): XD
VladimirsKatana (6:05:32 PM): So, do we change the blog title to MyChatIsAverage, as well? XD
v1p3rleader (6:05:39 PM): Yes
VladimirsKatana (6:05:42 PM): Sweet.



Funfact: Due to my complete lack of experience with HTML, this took me a total of about 4 edits and re-posts to get this to look like not-shit. >_>

THE CREATION OF MCIA

This conversation pretty much created this site...Awesome. :D


v1p3rleader: (5:55:02 PM) I feel like such a stud...Royal blue sweatpants with bright yellow lettering
VladimirsKatana: (5:55:08 PM) XFD
v1p3rleader: (5:55:49 PM) Is it just me, or would it be cool to start a blog where you just post AIM conversations that are hilarious?
VladimirsKatana: (5:56:03 PM) .....Ya know, that's not a half-bad idea.
VladimirsKatana: (5:56:20 PM) I wish I still had all my old AIM archives, XD
v1p3rleader: (5:56:27 PM) I've tried it before, but it was when I didn't talk to you, so that idea never got goin...
VladimirsKatana: (5:56:33 PM) Lmao
VladimirsKatana: (5:57:06 PM) Hmm...Hold up a sec. Lmao
v1p3rleader: (5:57:19 PM) Alright then
VladimirsKatana: (5:57:51 PM) So, what do you think the name of such a blog could be, anyway?
v1p3rleader: (5:58:01 PM) WOAH WOAH WOAH
v1p3rleader: (5:58:04 PM) HOLD UP A SEC
VladimirsKatana: (5:58:05 PM) XD
v1p3rleader: (5:58:08 PM) MY IDEA YOU BITCH
VladimirsKatana: (5:58:11 PM) Don't worry, I'm giving you credit for this
v1p3rleader: (5:58:21 PM) I'M COPYRIGHTING THAT IDEA NOW
v1p3rleader: (5:58:22 PM) HE
v1p3rleader: (5:58:24 PM) *HA
VladimirsKatana: (5:58:25 PM) XFD
v1p3rleader: (5:58:48 PM) WAT CHU' GONNA DO BOUT IT, NIGGAH?

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V1P3Rleader

The D Key...

v1p3rleader: (6:15:47 PM) LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
v1p3rleader: (6:15:49 PM) TO CONTROL THE WORL
v1p3rleader: (6:15:52 PM) *WORLD
v1p3rleader: (6:15:57 PM) BUT I DON'T THINK I'M READY
v1p3rleader: (6:16:00 PM) SHUT UP YOU NER
v1p3rleader: (6:16:01 PM) *NERD
v1p3rleader: (6:16:02 PM) XD
VladimirsKatana: (6:16:02 PM) D
VladimirsKatana: (6:16:05 PM) Damn.
VladimirsKatana: (6:16:06 PM) Lol
VladimirsKatana: (6:16:21 PM) GET YOUR D KEY FIXED, BOAY
v1p3rleader: (6:16:51 PM) HEY I TYPE FASTER THAN YOU, BOY
VladimirsKatana: (6:16:59 PM) SORRY DAD
v1p3rleader: (6:17:04 PM) SO YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
v1p3rleader: (6:17:24 PM) DICKFACE MY DICKING DICK D KEY WORKS DICKING FINE DICK
VladimirsKatana: (6:17:30 PM) XFD

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V1P3Rleader

Our First Site Name Idea

We decided to go with something a little bit more family-friendly...

v1p3rleader: (6:00:59 PM) Name for site "FSU"
VladimirsKatana: (6:01:10 PM) Standing for...?
v1p3rleader: (6:01:11 PM) F.S.U., rather
v1p3rleader: (6:01:14 PM) FUCK SHIT UP
v1p3rleader: (6:01:15 PM) XD
VladimirsKatana: (6:01:19 PM) SWEET.
VladimirsKatana: (6:01:20 PM) DONE.
v1p3rleader: (6:01:47 PM) YEEEAAAAHHH

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V1P3Rleader

And so begins a legacy...

Welcome, everybody! This is Tony, A.K.A. Chanto. Refer to me as whichever you prefer, I really don't care. To get down to business, this blog is the brainchild of a good online buddy of mine, Connor, A.K.A. V1P3RLeader.

Now, what IS MyChatIsAverage? Well, you might have a vague idea, if you've heard of the extremely popular websites, fmylife.com and mylifeisaverage.com. They basically consist of random, almost always humorous stories of people's daily lives. This is essentially the same thing, except instead of events of the real world, this consists of those purely amazing moments that happen from time to time in online chats such as AIM and the like.

At its core, MCIA is an archive of great moments in chat history that my friend and I have come upon. And of course, for those that happen to come upon this site by some means of divine intervention, we're always accepting reader submissions! =)

Happy reading, and enjoy V1P3RLeader and Chanto's new, world-changing project...

MyChatIsAverage!