MUFFINZ

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(Note: I would have changed the formatting on here, but...I'm lazy. >_>)

Connor
MUFFINS
Laura
Yeah, the muffins kinda suck.
Connor
:(
Laura
Note: Never use the "JUST ADD WATER" stuff.
Laura
Pretty sure it's radioactive.
Connor
XD
Laura
And while making these muffins, I realized something.
Connor
Yes?
Laura
1. I lost the game.
Laura
2. The reasoning behind the baker's dozen.
Connor
XD
Connor
And the reasoning is probably so the baker can try one of them and still have a dozen... >_>
Laura
Uh, no.
Laura
If a baker gives someone 13 muffins,
Laura
then...
Laura
If one of the muffins sucks,
Laura
then they'll have another.
Laura
So the customer won't get angry...
Laura
"DAMN YOU MUFFIN MAN
Laura
OH WAIT
Laura
I HAVE ANOTHER
Laura
IT'S ALL GOOD"
Connor
XD
Laura
It's like an insurance muffin.
Connor
That makes sense. XD
Connor
I've gotta study for my Spanish test tomorrow...
Connor
>_<
Connor
And then I'll probably...play some guitar
Laura
*noms on muffin batter*
Laura
Pretty sure this was supposed to make about... 24 muffins...
Laura
made about...8.
Laura
:(
Laura
I'll never be a real muffin man.
Laura
Then again, that's impossible.
Connor
XD
Connor
I don't eat muffins much...
Laura
...because "Do you know the Muffin Wo-man, the Muffin Wo-man...the Muffin Wo-man"
Laura
...it's not catchy.
Laura
At all.
Laura
>_>
Connor
OH. My mom bought some of the good kind of malted milk balls today...not Whoppers
Laura
Lol Whoppers FTL
Laura
Cupcakes FTL
Connor
Bananas FTL
Connor
:D
Laura
NO
Laura
N
Laura
*NO
Laura
NO
Connor
XD
Connor
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
Connor
IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
Connor
LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP
Connor
XD
Laura
BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NASA
Laura
*NAS
Laura
Bananasa?
Laura
Hm, even produce were in the Space Race.
Connor
LOL. XD
Laura
...
Laura
Russia? US? NO... AISLE 7!
Connor
XD
Connor
You're so awesome. XD
Laura
What? It's not MY fault that vegetables are far more advanced than meets the eye...
Laura
Po-ta-toes!
Laura
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
Laura
WHAT'S TATERS, PRECIOUS?
Laura
PO-TA-TOES
Connor
...
Connor
XD
Laura
Haven't you seen that?
Laura
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters
Connor
No I have not
Connor
XD
Connor
Watching now
Laura
Watch it five times in a row.
Connor
Why? XD
Laura
Because. It's obnoxious.
Connor
That was possibly the most awesome thing ever created
Laura
Haha. I WIN
Laura
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Laura
I
Laura
NOW
Laura
HAVE
Laura
A
Laura
MUFFIN
Laura
ARMY
Connor
:O
Connor
HELP ME CONQUER SEALAND
Laura
These are possibly the most beast muffins ever.
Laura
OH NO
Laura
WE'RE CLAIMING THE MOON FIRST
Connor
SEALAND > THE MOON
Laura
WE ARE GOING TO END OUR RIVALRY WITH THE DAMN BANANAS
Connor
SEALAND HAS OXYGEN
Laura
AND THE APPLES
Connor
OXYGEN FTFW
Laura
AND THE POTATOES
Laura
THEY'RE GIVING ME AND THE MUFFINS NASTY GLARES
Connor
:O
Connor
THEY WOULDN'T
Laura
Well, not the apples or the bananas.
Laura
BUT THE POTATOES
Laura
THEY HAVE EYES!
Connor
POKE THEIR EYES OUT
Connor
WITH MUFFIN SPEARS
Laura
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!!
Connor
*runs in to help fight them, bringing a ninja army along*
Connor
*ninja army is nowhere to be seen*
Connor
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Connor
TRICKY NINJAS FTFW
Connor
XD
Laura
BUT NOW THE MUFFINS DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE ATTACKING THE POTATOES OR THE NINJAS
Connor
THE MUFFINS NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUMAN AND A VEGETABLE
Connor
>_<
Laura
BUT IF  A MUFFIN USES ITS MUFFIN GRAPLING HOOK
Laura
TO ATTACK THE POTATO TOWER
Laura
HOW DOES IT KNOW
Laura
IF IT DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY HIT A NINJA
Laura
WHILE TRYING TO ATTACH THE GRAPLING HOOK TO THE TOWER WALL?
Connor
NINJAS ARE SUPAH AGILE...NOT A PROBLEM
Laura
BUT WHAT IF THE NINJA GOT DISTRACTED
Laura
BY A PRETTY FEMALE NINJA?
Offline
Laura has signed out.
Connor
NINJAS ARE TRAINED NOT TO BE DISTRACTED BY ANYTHING
Laura
BUT NOT EVERY NINJA IS PERFECT
Connor
YES, THEY ARE
Connor
NINJAS ARE ALL BEASTS
Laura
WELL, THEN YOU'RE NOT A NINJA
Laura
:P
Connor
MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Connor
XD
Laura
YOU'D BE DISTRACTED.
Laura
O.o
Connor
Well, if it was you, yeah. :P
Laura
BUT I AM A NINJA
Connor
Nope, you're not
Connor
XD
Laura
Oh no, I am.
Connor
This is possibly the coolest conversation ever, by the way
Connor
XD
Laura
I wonder if the muffins are offended by the Cupcakes.
Laura
...
Laura
Cupcakes feel that they are superior.
Laura
They have fancy frostings.
Laura
Fantastic sprinkles.
Laura
And are adorned with strange plastics.
Connor
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH I GOT A 94 ON MY BRIT LIT TEST
Connor
BEEEEEAAASSSSTTTT
Connor
XD
Laura
... but muffins. Muffins are just better.
Laura
Cupcakes are nothing without frosting.
Laura
But Muffins can have frosting.
Laura
Or they can just be plain.
Laura
And 'grats.
Connor
Cupcakes taste better WITHOUT frosting, IMO
Laura
...yeah, frosting is gross. >_> I'm going off of public opinion.
Laura
And pretzels are better without salt.
Laura
And muffin is probably the funnest word to say...
Laura
Okay, I lied.
Laura
FOURTH funnest.
Connor
YOU DON'T LIKE FROSTING EITHER? :I
Connor
*:O
Laura
Yep.
Laura
Waffle.
Laura
Loofah.
Laura
Oaxaca.
Laura
Muffin
Laura
.
Laura
Wait, fifth. The best word ever is Goober.
Connor
We really are the same person...I barely ever meet anyone that doesn't like frosting
Connor
:D
Laura
Haha. Win. XD
Laura
WAH-FUL
Laura
LOO-FAH
Laura
WAH-HA-KAH
Laura
MUHF-IN
Laura
GOO-BURR
Laura
XD
Connor
XD

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