My evil twin is a gimp.

VladimirsKatana (12:29:20 AM): So we're making secondary, evil characters for an alternate D&D campaign that we'll be running alongside our regular one
v1p3rleader (12:29:51 AM): I CALL THE NAME DEATHRAGER OF MEGADESTRUCTION
VladimirsKatana (12:29:59 AM): I SOMEHOW managed to roll a 5 in the character's Dexterity
VladimirsKatana (12:30:09 AM): I explain this by having his leg be perpetually broken
v1p3rleader (12:30:48 AM): LOL
VladimirsKatana (12:30:50 AM): His ability score being this low actually gives a NEGATIVE 3 modifier for skills related to this ability
VladimirsKatana (12:30:55 AM): The weird part about this?
VladimirsKatana (12:31:59 AM): If a character is caught flat-footed (basically completely caught off-guard, or with no feasible way of dodging, like balancing on a tightrope for example), their AC (defense, basically) loses their Dexterity modifier
VladimirsKatana (12:32:01 AM): Meaning
VladimirsKatana (12:32:33 AM): That my character will actually be able to BETTER defend himself if he's caught in a normally crippling *rimshot* position
VladimirsKatana (12:32:40 AM): Theoretically, of course
v1p3rleader (12:32:42 AM): LMFAO
v1p3rleader (12:32:50 AM): Way to be win, Tony


Later...

VladimirsKatana (12:49:02 AM): .....DAMMIT
VladimirsKatana (12:49:11 AM): Alright so
VladimirsKatana (12:50:00 AM): I was originally gonna have my character be a badass and fight by dual-wielding sickles, right?
VladimirsKatana (12:50:37 AM): Well, unless I choose to take a feat specifically for two-weapon fighting, I get penalty'd up the ass
VladimirsKatana (12:50:45 AM): "No problem", I figured
VladimirsKatana (12:50:49 AM): I'll take the goddamn feat
VladimirsKatana (12:50:58 AM): Ya know what the prerequisite was for it?
VladimirsKatana (12:51:05 AM): A Dexterity of at least 15
VladimirsKatana (12:51:07 AM): >___________<
v1p3rleader (12:51:11 AM): LMFAO
VladimirsKatana (12:51:26 AM): Being gimped sucks
VladimirsKatana (12:51:37 AM): So ya know what
VladimirsKatana (12:51:39 AM): Fuck it
VladimirsKatana (12:51:41 AM): I'm using a scythe
v1p3rleader (12:51:52 AM): Lulz
v1p3rleader (12:52:00 AM): Have fun, Grim Reaper
VladimirsKatana (12:52:16 AM): Lmao
VladimirsKatana (12:52:28 AM): I was originally considering using a staff, since it could double as a walking stick
VladimirsKatana (12:52:39 AM): But then my brain's higher functions activated
VladimirsKatana (12:52:46 AM): And they said "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
v1p3rleader (12:53:21 AM): ...
v1p3rleader (12:53:24 AM): Tony...
v1p3rleader (12:53:29 AM): You scare me sometimes...
VladimirsKatana (12:53:33 AM): XD